Help! Does anyone know how to get cigarette smoke out of a mattress????

burn it































fire is the best purifier

inhale....

damn u beat me to it....

Last Edited by picesnator on 06/27/2009 05:53 PM

take it to the do it yourself car wash, blast it good with lots of H2O, put in the sun to dry fully and WALLAH!!! no stinky

Has anyone ever burned a mattress? I hear the flames get pretty high....

Yeah burn it...

Or even if you put it outside for a week with wind and a lot of ``smell good`` sprays, I don't think it would destroy the smell... but that's what I would try before burning it.

Spray it with baking soda and peroxide mixture in a spray bottle. Gets rid of oders really well.

Step
1
Strip the mattress of its sheets and spray a layer of cold water all over it.

Step
2
Pour baking soda over the mattress so that it is completely coated. Cover the mattress with a fitted sheet and allow it to sit overnight.

Step
3
The next day, take off the fitted sheet and allow it some more time to completely dry. Vacuum up the baking soda from the mattress using an attachment or a handheld mini vac.

Step
4
Spray an odor-absorbing deodorizer (such as Febreze) all over the mattress and again allow it a few hours to absorb the cigarette smell. Open the windows to allow fresh air to replace the cigarette odor.

Step
5
If you still smell traces of the cigarette smoke, fill a handheld carpet shampooer with a solution comprised of carpet cleaner, Febreze and a little bit of baking soda. Take your time running the cleaning brushes across the mattress. Allow it to dry for a few hours before putting sheets back on.

Thanks guys :) I'll give the baking soda and peroxide thing a try.

Take out some fabric softener sheets....rub the mattress with the sheets...the smell is nice...it will mask the bad smell, even if only for a little while.

Smear dog feces on it.

what about the cum stains? eek!

just go buy a pack you cheap S.O.B.

grannie's tuna melt slime , is that what you mean ?

LMFAO! Sorry, OP..this just cracked me up totally! Had to say it.

Throw it out into your yard/garden, then give it a damned good thrashing!

I tried lots of things to rid my car of cig smell...

Febreze was a waste of money, it masks odor temporarily.

Vinegar in a shallow pan for a few hot days, not much better than above.

Coffee grounds under the seat for a week, nada.

Lemon, cut in half and left to dry out, BINGO!!!

Since then, any time I get a (work) car that stinks of smoke I cut a lemon, put half in the trunk and half in the drink holder. Don't know why this works and not all the rest (I left out several), but it sure does works!

Maybe place several cut lemons on/under the bed and cover in plastic for a week or so?

Use "Oust" and put it in the sun for a day. Don't listen to anyone who says to soak it in water.

Give it some time. About 5 years.

Take a big sharp knife, now slit the mattress cover, now reach inside and create a big area of empty under that cover of that mattress. Take a couple of cartons of cigs, open them up, and dump them into the hole.\

Set mattress on fire.

Good quantities of cig smoke will come out of it.

SPRAY WITH FULL STRENGTH WHITE VINEGAR.LET DRY. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK USE FABREEZE.THAT WORKS,AND SMELLS REALLY GOOD.BEEN THERE DONE THAT! GOOD LUCK

That was fucking great.

My answer was "deflate it" but yours is better.

a big ass zigzag

Geez I smoke but never in the bedroom. That's disgusting. Get rid of it OP.

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"potion's and witch's are afoot"!!!

If you wet it you may as well burn the fucker.


Your very best bet is to get ahold of an Ozone generator.

Put the mattress on edge in a small room with the ozone generator for 24 hours. If this doesn't work nothing will.

BEST ADVICE :)

A)
Wait, I just had a much better Idea.

you will need:

1)Acme backpack leaf blower, (40 horsepower model)

2) 1 Fuckload of acme cigs..

3) duct tape

4) some ducting

6) 1 acme pocket knife.



cut a large enough hole in the mattress to stick the nozzle of the reef blower into.

ductape 200 cigs together and plug your ac duct with this mass of cigs. Attach the duct to the intake portal of the reef blower (duct tape). Fire up the blower, and light the cigs. The reef blower will take care of the rest for you.

B)1) put weights on top of the mattress (compressing it)

2) make a line of small holes around the mattress edges

3) insert cigarettes in holes & light them

4) remove weights & the mattress will inhale

C)put about 1500 cig butts into a bucket of water, and let them soak over night.

Then pour cig juice over the entire mattress, repeat this 10x for maximum effect.

Sounds cool.

Your mind is infected.