Your family is your best friend, take care of it

traditional family model is flawed concept, modern man has strayed far from a tribal existence. And besides when times of famine come and people are at the lowest point, they will simply revert to animals to survive...so youll probably end up eating your kids and wife when theres no food left, sad tragic and unthinkable but then again unless you experience the hunger brink between life and death you cant say ill never do it.

If people took the time to hold their family sacred there wouldn't be gangs as you call it. Those gangs are tools. TPTB use tools to break up the family unit. Instead of succumbing to the tools, be independant, be a free thinker, and choose wisely. Hopefully you will make the right decision.


I agree with you: The authority uses tools, (gangs and churches) to gameplan against the family.

Their goal is to 'kill' the family, and you're saying we should protect our best friend, the family, from that death which the authority seeks.

But your solution doesn't involve bullets, so it's milquetoasty, and ineffective.

How about my simple solution: Arm the mothers with cheap remington 870 and free buckshot and permits to defend their babys. Let them defend the kids. Free shotguns for all mothers.


I have to laugh at this one. Although we practice firearms here, you do not want to see my wife with one. She is Mrs National Lampoon. She loses in a snowball fight.

You know what? I get that people are working, some maybe 2 jobs, and they are frustrated and tired and maybe they don't have anything to really be that happy about, but your family is everything. Dinner together at the table is a law in our house. Everyone gets to see and talk to one another. Right now everyone (kids) are off doing their thing, but when dinner is ready that is our time.

Hey, tell us something embarrassing about the wife! Let's see if you've got the GLP spirit!

You know what? I get that people are working, some maybe 2 jobs, and they are frustrated and tired and maybe they don't have anything to really be that happy about, but your family is everything. Dinner together at the table is a law in our house. Everyone gets to see and talk to one another. Right now everyone (kids) are off doing their thing, but when dinner is ready that is our time.

A French Canadian guy once told me that eating meals together is what defines a family - that a group of people who eat their meals together every day, is a family.

I always remembered that he said that.

Thanks for your original post - great topic.

I found the Speedo thread to be a hoot. Yep humor in a relationship and with kids goes along way. People take the small crap too seriously. Life is can be tough so why sweat the small stuff.....no one is perfect even Phen.....LOL. And that isn't a poke at her, I enjoy her posts and she is helpful with links and suggestions. Thanks you Magnificent Bastard for the thread and happy 4th to all.

Hey, tell us something embarrassing about the wife! Let's see if you've got the GLP spirit!


This morning the crapper throne was clogged again, (My fkn kids always have to use a GD roll to wipe their asses) this time I needed a snake but the snake wasn't working. I had to remove the entire commode. I made a water mess on the floor tile. I had to leave to get a wrench, and I asked her to go in the bathroom to see if I left my keys on the vanity. She went in there, skid on the tile and lay face down in shit water. 2nd fuckin time she has been shit on. Once by the chickens and now by the bathroom. She had wet shit paper in her hair It wasn't pretty. When I went to run for the camera she B-lined for the bedroom and locked me out. I warned her pay backs a bitch. I'll get her.

Hey, tell us something embarrassing about the wife! Let's see if you've got the GLP spirit!

Hey can you change your avatar...I just can't...I don't know just something about it...

Hey, tell us something embarrassing about the wife! Let's see if you've got the GLP spirit!


This morning the crapper throne was clogged again, (My fkn kids always have to use a GD roll to wipe their asses) this time I needed a snake but the snake wasn't working. I had to remove the entire commode. I made a water mess on the floor tile. I had to leave to get a wrench, and I asked her to go in the bathroom to see if I left my keys on the vanity. She went in there, skid on the tile and lay face down in shit water. 2nd fuckin time she has been shit on. Once by the chickens and now by the bathroom. She had wet shit paper in her hair It wasn't pretty. When I went to run for the camera she B-lined for the bedroom and locked me out. I warned her pay backs a bitch. I'll get her.

I love you guys

But you didn't love me in my speedo, so I have to call 'liar' here.

Hey, tell us something embarrassing about the wife! Let's see if you've got the GLP spirit!

I have a better one. She dyes her hair black. Once I opened her box of color and there is a bottle of the white cream shit and a small bottle of the colorant and you have to mix the colorant inside the cream bottle. I opened the bottle of colorant hoping she wouldnt notice the little cardboard seal removed from the top. I replaced it with Teriyaki. Man I got my ass reemed for that. Do you know how hard it was for me to contain my laughter while she had that fuckin shit on her head for 25 minutes?

I love you guys

But you didn't love me in my speedo, so I have to call 'liar' here.


I don't have to love you in your speedo... I have been spared that burden.

I love you guys

But you didn't love me in my speedo, so I have to call 'liar' here.


I don't have to love you in your speedo... I have been spared that burden.

I probably don't have to tell you this, but...Next time she fixes you teriyaki chicken, make her dip her hair in it, just to be sure!

I love you guys

But you didn't love me in my speedo, so I have to call 'liar' here.


I don't have to love you in your speedo... I have been spared that burden.

Babe saw my butt crack

I love you guys

But you didn't love me in my speedo, so I have to call 'liar' here.


I don't have to love you in your speedo... I have been spared that burden.


....another speedo burden lifted!......phew....

I love you guys

But you didn't love me in my speedo, so I have to call 'liar' here.


I don't have to love you in your speedo... I have been spared that burden.

Babe saw my butt crack


Sounds like the first GLP movie: "Dawn of the butt crack"

I love you guys

But you didn't love me in my speedo, so I have to call 'liar' here.


I don't have to love you in your speedo... I have been spared that burden.

Babe saw my butt crack

I probably don't have to tell you this, but...Next time she fixes you teriyaki chicken, make her dip her hair in it, just to be sure!


I have to make myself some smilies.

I love you guys

But you didn't love me in my speedo, so I have to call 'liar' here.


I don't have to love you in your speedo... I have been spared that burden.


....another speedo burden lifted!......phew....

Hey, I look good in a speedo.

I love you guys

But you didn't love me in my speedo, so I have to call 'liar' here.


I don't have to love you in your speedo... I have been spared that burden.


....another speedo burden lifted!......phew....

Hey, I look good in a speedo.


Speedo's are indispensable. They care (ahem) the white man's burden.

(i'll just keep repeating this sleazy innuendo until somebody bans me, as usual)

Here's some smileys I collected; (hit QUOTE to see the spelling and copy to a text file)

Speedo's are indispensable. They care (ahem) the white man's burden.

(i'll just keep repeating this sleazy innuendo until somebody bans me, as usual)

Here's some smileys I collected; (hit QUOTE to see the spelling and copy to a text file)




Hey thanks.

Speedo's are indispensable. They carry (ahem) the white man's burden.

(i'll just keep repeating this sleazy innuendo until somebody bans me, as usual)


So you picked my thread to spam your protest?