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Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?

 
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07/08/2009 04:21 PM
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Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
Old lady next door has cats and they dump on my lawn.

Don't want to get into a confrontation with the old lady as she can't really do much.

Anything I can put down that won't harm the cats but will make them not want to dump on my grass?
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07/08/2009 04:22 PM
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
Hit them with a shovel,it worked for an old woman having problems with deer in her yard.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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07/08/2009 04:23 PM
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
Put down a dog on the lawn....
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
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07/08/2009 04:26 PM
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
Certain kinds of smelly spices keeps cats away.
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07/08/2009 04:27 PM
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
Bowls of anti-freeze.
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07/08/2009 04:27 PM
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
Probably not. I'm sure your grass is not the only grass being poop'd on. Maybe you and a few neighbors you know could speak with her and let her know it's a problem.

Maybe then she would oblige and keep the cats in doors.
If she knows it's a problem. She may have no idea.

Or, you could ask her maybe to keep a cat box or two outside on her proberty for her cats to use. Cats are smart that way, and would more the likely use them.

People really have no idea the problems cats cause when they are let outside. And I'm a cat owner too.
I just let him out.
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07/08/2009 04:29 PM
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
A .22 works well.Just sayin.
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07/08/2009 04:30 PM
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
Probably not. I'm sure your grass is not the only grass being poop'd on. Maybe you and a few neighbors you know could speak with her and let her know it's a problem.

Maybe then she would oblige and keep the cats in doors.
If she knows it's a problem. She may have no idea.

Or, you could ask her maybe to keep a cat box or two outside on her proberty for her cats to use. Cats are smart that way, and would more the likely use them.

People really have no idea the problems cats cause when they are let outside. And I'm a cat owner too.
I just let him out.
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Edit : I just dont let him out
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
fill up a 2-liter soda bottle with water and just lay it out on the yard.

I don't have a clue why, but it works for cats and dogs.


Also, another one that blows me away...fill a ziplock bag with water and hang it nearby when you are outside and the mosquitos stay away.

They both actually work....I've tried it, my nanny has tried it, my friend from work has tried it.....


Now, if someone could please explain to me the reason, I would be very happy because right now I'm afraid I've participated in some form of hoodoo.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
I used to walk into the living room only to find my cat perched on top of the aquarium with her paw all the way in the water slowly swishing around trying to catch a fish.

Cute but annoying.

I used a squirt bottle with water to disuade her, it trained her very quickly. She was too fast to be caught and/or spanked... but the squirt bottle could get her every time.

I recommend the squirt bottle, but you have to see them in the act for that to work.
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07/08/2009 04:31 PM
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
Don't listen to OM, landmines are the only way to go.
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
fill up a 2-liter soda bottle with water and just lay it out on the yard.

I don't have a clue why, but it works for cats and dogs.


Also, another one that blows me away...fill a ziplock bag with water and hang it nearby when you are outside and the mosquitos stay away.

They both actually work....I've tried it, my nanny has tried it, my friend from work has tried it.....


Now, if someone could please explain to me the reason, I would be very happy because right now I'm afraid I've participated in some form of hoodoo.
 Quoting: Only Me

lol
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Don't listen to OM, landmines are the only way to go.
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Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
I used to walk into the living room only to find my cat perched on top of the aquarium with her paw all the way in the water slowly swishing around trying to catch a fish.

Cute but annoying.

I used a squirt bottle with water to disuade her, it trained her very quickly. She was too fast to be caught and/or spanked... but the squirt bottle could get her every time.

I recommend the squirt bottle, but you have to see them in the act for that to work.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 488240


Well, ideal, yeah, but OP cant sit on his/her porch all day waiting for a cat to come along and poop on their lawn...
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
op just try the water bottle and report back

k?
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
I have this same problem. I have tons of cat shit in my front and back yard. Our household has no cats. It sucks.
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07/08/2009 04:37 PM
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
go to your local zoo and ask for some lion or tiger poo put it in the garden and you will never see a cat in it again
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
Scoop all the shit up and throw it on her front porch.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
Flamethrowers work well also. Think of it this way, it's the cat or you.
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
fill up a 2-liter soda bottle with water and just lay it out on the yard.

I don't have a clue why, but it works for cats and dogs.


Also, another one that blows me away...fill a ziplock bag with water and hang it nearby when you are outside and the mosquitos stay away.

They both actually work....I've tried it, my nanny has tried it, my friend from work has tried it.....


Now, if someone could please explain to me the reason, I would be very happy because right now I'm afraid I've participated in some form of hoodoo.
 Quoting: Only Me



a ziplock bag with water keeps mosquitoes away?

I shall commence proving this theory as soon as tonight!

I will update you....... :-) :hf:
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07/08/2009 04:39 PM
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
big dish of tuna fish laced with rat poison LOL

Just kidding! all the pagan PETA moonbat animal lovers will want to kill me now
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
Buy an animal deterant product from your Ace or other hardware or garden center.

Yes, they do make such products about $12 for an entire season of peace and it is worth it.

It does not harm cats but gets them OFF OF YOUR PROPERTY.
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07/08/2009 04:40 PM
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
Hmmm, if you have a buddy or friend with a dog, let them shit on your lawn, and walk around on your lawn, the dog smell might just keep the cats away...

Worth a shot, that and OM's water bag idea ....
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07/08/2009 04:41 PM
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
op just try the water bottle and report back

k?
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Ok, will do :)
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07/08/2009 04:41 PM
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
Flamethrowers work well also. Think of it this way, it's the cat or you.
 Quoting: Sou£

And this way you can just scoop them up and drop them off at your local Mexican resturant!
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
Flamethrowers work well also. Think of it this way, it's the cat or you.

And this way you can just scoop them up and drop them off at your local Chinese restaurant!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 272605

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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
fill up a 2-liter soda bottle with water and just lay it out on the yard.

I don't have a clue why, but it works for cats and dogs.


Also, another one that blows me away...fill a ziplock bag with water and hang it nearby when you are outside and the mosquitos stay away.

They both actually work....I've tried it, my nanny has tried it, my friend from work has tried it.....


Now, if someone could please explain to me the reason, I would be very happy because right now I'm afraid I've participated in some form of hoodoo.



a ziplock bag with water keeps mosquitoes away?

I shall commence proving this theory as soon as tonight!

I will update you....... :-) :hf:
 Quoting: OneAngryMom


okay :)
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
its called a bb gun
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Re: Any tips to stop cats pooing on my lawn?
all you need to do is sprinkle used coffee grounds in the area and the cats stay away





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