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BREAKING: CIA USED THE WORM IN TEQUILA BOTTLES AS AN RFID CHIP TEST BED FOR YEARS

 
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BREAKING: CIA USED THE WORM IN TEQUILA BOTTLES AS AN RFID CHIP TEST BED FOR YEARS
Many thought the worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle could produce a hallucinogenic effect. Many more thought the effect came from drinking the entire bottle of tequila.

Here is the truth, published by myself (a swedish scientist with CERN)for the first time ever.

The government put up a Big Ass Antenna (BAA Program for you sheeple) that transmits microwave frequencies to your medulla oblangatta, cerebum, and all other parts not mentioned of your central nervous system.

These frequencies cause certain other top secret nano particules that were attached to the flouride in your drinking water (now in your blood plasma) to go into swarm mode and either act as an erection inhibitor or cause a priaprism (an erection lasting more than four hours while not at the playboy mansion).

The whole thing was a scam by big pharma to get you to buy Viagara or have your swollen blood clot infested gangrenous penis castrated as part of the population reduction scheme in play.

I am prepared to testify to this before congress unless the NWO kills me off first.

hiding

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Right
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They put worms in alcoholic beverages?
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You are a true loon.

I hope you get the help you need.

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You are a true loon.

I hope you get the help you need.

 Quoting: THE LIGHT 718240


This guy has the worst threads on GLP.
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yeah but you read it tho BIOTCH
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"brain pan'??

wtf

now that must be some new anatomical structure recently discovered

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im a swedish scientist we call it a brain pan you might call it somting different in english. Anyway I work for CERN and you live in your moms basement.
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Many thought the worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle could produce a hallucinogenic effect. Many more thought the effect came from drinking the entire bottle of tequila.

Here is the truth, published by myself (a swedish scientist with CERN)for the first time ever.

The government put up a Big Ass Antenna (BAA Program for you sheeple) that transmits microwave frequencies to your medulla oblangatta, cerebum, and brain pan.

These cause certain other top secret nano particules that were attached to the flouride in your drinking water to go into swarm mode and act as an erection inhibitor.

The whole thing was a big scam by big pharma to get you to buy Viagara and other boner pills.

I am prepared to testify to this before congress unless the NWO kills me off first.

hiding
 Quoting: AceOfSpadez

Now I know why I tried to steal that cab in Nuevo Laredo, the CIA made me do it!
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(@)(@)

Thats right they tranced you.
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I swallowed the tequila worm once but nothing happened... how gross.. you only do things like that in your 20's.. thank god.

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That explains why it was crunchy.
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Now THAT is an awsome freakin theory right there...

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Now THAT is an awsome freakin theory right there...

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT!!!!
 Quoting: SHR

It explains so much of my misspent youth


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bump for the title!!

this is why I visit GlP
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mkay
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Is not the Tequila the one with worm, is the Mezcal ...


Tequila is from Tequila Jalisco
Mezcal is from Oaxaca

Tequila never, ever! has a worm inside the bottle


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Disinformationist!
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lmao
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You can shut down GLP now. This is the thread to end all threads and explains... everything.
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You can shut down GLP now. This is the thread to end all threads and explains... everything.
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And there you have it, GLP will now be a chat only community.
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Many thought the worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle could produce a hallucinogenic effect. Many more thought the effect came from drinking the entire bottle of tequila.

Here is the truth, published by myself (a swedish scientist with CERN)for the first time ever.

The government put up a Big Ass Antenna (BAA Program for you sheeple) that transmits microwave frequencies to your medulla oblangatta, cerebum, and all other parts not mentioned of your central nervous system.

These frequencies cause certain other top secret nano particules that were attached to the flouride in your drinking water (now in your blood plasma) to go into swarm mode and either act as an erection inhibitor or cause a priaprism (an erection lasting more than four hours while not at the playboy mansion).

The whole thing was a scam by big pharma to get you to buy Viagara or have your swollen blood clot infested gangrenous penis castrated as part of the population reduction scheme in play.

I am prepared to testify to this before congress unless the NWO kills me off first.

hiding
 Quoting: AceOfSpadez

first of all having even one child is now a huge long term social\ financial risk from the high divorce rates..child support issues and custody battles get real evil and sometimes deadly too
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Prove it OP!
First test:
Kan du översätta detta till svenska?
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This thread is pure win :D
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För å va en sientist.. har du veldig dårlig skriv egenskaper!

Slutt å kall dig Svensk åtminstonde!

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JUST when I thought you COULDN'T get ANY stupider!!!


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hes correct, i have one such tiny chip worm
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vet ikkie, whats the recipe for Svedish meatta ballza?
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You are a true loon.

I hope you get the help you need.



This guy has the worst threads on GLP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 724203

The hell are you talking about, this thread is the greatest!

It's opened my eyes, man!
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You are a true loon.

I hope you get the help you need.

crazyjak
 Quoting: THE LIGHT 718240

+1

But really creative

On par with

Sarah Connor





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