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I'm an ex English MP and will tell you what I know.

 
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I'm an ex English MP and will tell you what I know.
I would like to start with the disclaimer that I am not willing to give any details regarding my identity. I understand that this will make it hard for you to verify my claims and that you will have to take them "on faith". For that reason I understand if people dismiss what I have to say.

I am an English ex-back bench MP. That is all I am willing to say.

I found this website whilst looking for information on the September 11th attacks and find many of the things you talk about to be really interesting. There's a lot of strange ideas here but, oddly, many that I've heard about in my work as an MP.

Please understand that MPs are, on the whole, pretty normal people. I concede that the people at the top like the Prime Minister and Lord Mandleson could conceivably, maybe be involved in some quite crazy things but back bench MPs are all about looking after their constituencies. When I was an MP my life would be almost 100% about making sure my constituency was running smoothly, that the streets were clean and safe, that our schools had funding, teachers and equipment, that the local swimming pool was clean. All kinds of things but I've never met anyone I could describe as being secretly in charge of England or the world, I've never been involved in any alien cover ups nor have I communicated with any reptilian races. An MPs life is pretty ordinary - very busy - but ordinary.




I hope to cover as many of the things discussed on this website as possible but will start with "chemtrails". It seems to be a popular subject here and is one that I myself find fascinating.

Chemtrails, to the best of my knowledge, have never been discussed in parliament. At least not officially. This is all a matter of public record, anyone can see what is discussed and voted on by MPs.

Unofficially the story is a little bit different. Our now ex Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, was always looking for new ways of spying on people and to make ever-more petty laws. This direction is not part of any New World Order scheme but simply to generate revenue by fining people. For some time now there has been a lot of chatter amongst MPs, especially those in the Conservative party, that the government has "signed up" for a new population surveillance technology that is partly deployed via a substance added to car and plane fuel. This technology is apparently responsible for *some* of what we call chemtrails. The ID Card scheme is supposedly involved in some way and that is why most Conservative MPs oppose IDs cards. This is never ever openly discussed but it's understood by most people in parliament.

I'm not going to speculate on how that could possibly work, I'm not a scientist. I'm not even sure if it's plausible, it just what was said around Westminster and in politics there's rarely smoke without at least a spark.



Aliens

Nothing what so ever I'm afraid. I actually heard this "Planet X" conspiracy mentioned by one of the Shadow Cabinet once but they were just joking about how idiotic it is, and how for "20 years they've been saying its coming next week". Said gentleman is a bit of an astronomy enthusiast.



I'll try my best to answer any questions but bare in mind that many things you guys discuss aren't taken very seriously and would never come up in parliament. For example, President Barack Obama being the anti-christ isn't something I'd have any information on. To the English that's a pretty out there idea.
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07/17/2009 08:16 PM
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tounge

Geesh I just hit report post as abusive post under your name.
Sorry.I was in process of clicking to go backward and the page jumped and hit the report link just as I clicked.Hope it doesnt cause a problem..Talk about sensitive clicking...
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07/17/2009 08:19 PM

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try again mate, im in the defence indutry and your post smells like bullsht...
I wish i was fishing instead :)
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07/17/2009 08:21 PM
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try again mate, im in the defence indutry and your post smells like bullsht...
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wot, u play first person shooter video games too?? awwwwwwesome.
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07/17/2009 08:23 PM
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Are the anecdotes that have permeated the public consciousness regarding Gordon Brown's personality traits (i.e. poor interpersonal skills, control freak behaviour, etc.) true or at least have some basis in reality?

I find my personality to be very similar to that of his, at least as he presents himself in public and via the anecdotes related.
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07/17/2009 08:33 PM
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Why is the British government allowing the country to be overrun with massive third world immigration?
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07/17/2009 08:39 PM
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Have you ever been here:
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Are the anecdotes that have permeated the public consciousness regarding Gordon Brown's personality traits (i.e. poor interpersonal skills, control freak behaviour, etc.) true or at least have some basis in reality?

I find my personality to be very similar to that of his, at least as he presents himself in public and via the anecdotes related.
 Quoting: The Aspie


A lot of what you hear is true. Gordon is so much worse than all that though. He really did manipulate his way to the top quite ruthlessly and has been a very poor PM indeed.
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07/17/2009 08:42 PM
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Are you a Tory or one o' them other ones?
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07/17/2009 08:45 PM
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Is an MP congruent to a Congressman? or lower than that?
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07/17/2009 08:47 PM
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Stating you are an ex-MP doesn't lend to your credibility. The ones I work with are barely functional enough to check ID's and do occasional perimeter patrols.
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07/17/2009 08:57 PM
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Re: I'm an ex English MP and will tell you what I know.
I would like to start with the disclaimer that I am not willing to give any details regarding my identity. I understand that this will make it hard for you to verify my claims and that you will have to take them "on faith". For that reason I understand if people dismiss what I have to say.

I am an English ex-back bench MP. That is all I am willing to say.

I found this website whilst looking for information on the September 11th attacks and find many of the things you talk about to be really interesting. There's a lot of strange ideas here but, oddly, many that I've heard about in my work as an MP.

Please understand that MPs are, on the whole, pretty normal people. I concede that the people at the top like the Prime Minister and Lord Mandleson could conceivably, maybe be involved in some quite crazy things but back bench MPs are all about looking after their constituencies. When I was an MP my life would be almost 100% about making sure my constituency was running smoothly, that the streets were clean and safe, that our schools had funding, teachers and equipment, that the local swimming pool was clean. All kinds of things but I've never met anyone I could describe as being secretly in charge of England or the world, I've never been involved in any alien cover ups nor have I communicated with any reptilian races. An MPs life is pretty ordinary - very busy - but ordinary.




I hope to cover as many of the things discussed on this website as possible but will start with "chemtrails". It seems to be a popular subject here and is one that I myself find fascinating.

Chemtrails, to the best of my knowledge, have never been discussed in parliament. At least not officially. This is all a matter of public record, anyone can see what is discussed and voted on by MPs.

Unofficially the story is a little bit different. Our now ex Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, was always looking for new ways of spying on people and to make ever-more petty laws. This direction is not part of any New World Order scheme but simply to generate revenue by fining people. For some time now there has been a lot of chatter amongst MPs, especially those in the Conservative party, that the government has "signed up" for a new population surveillance technology that is partly deployed via a substance added to car and plane fuel. This technology is apparently responsible for *some* of what we call chemtrails. The ID Card scheme is supposedly involved in some way and that is why most Conservative MPs oppose IDs cards. This is never ever openly discussed but it's understood by most people in parliament.

I'm not going to speculate on how that could possibly work, I'm not a scientist. I'm not even sure if it's plausible, it just what was said around Westminster and in politics there's rarely smoke without at least a spark.



Aliens

Nothing what so ever I'm afraid. I actually heard this "Planet X" conspiracy mentioned by one of the Shadow Cabinet once but they were just joking about how idiotic it is, and how for "20 years they've been saying its coming next week". Said gentleman is a bit of an astronomy enthusiast.



I'll try my best to answer any questions but bare in mind that many things you guys discuss aren't taken very seriously and would never come up in parliament. For example, President Barack Obama being the anti-christ isn't something I'd have any information on. To the English that's a pretty out there idea.
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A lot like Canadian Parliament then.
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07/17/2009 09:28 PM
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Stating you are an ex-MP doesn't lend to your credibility. The ones I work with are barely functional enough to check ID's and do occasional perimeter patrols.
 Quoting: JMCK



MP - Member of Parliament - an elected member of the British Parliament: a member of the House of Commons
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07/17/2009 09:31 PM
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Shed some light on the Princess Diana conspiracy if you could please.
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Re: I'm an ex English MP and will tell you what I know.
I would like to start with the disclaimer that I am not willing to give any details regarding my identity. I understand that this will make it hard for you to verify my claims and that you will have to take them "on faith". For that reason I understand if people dismiss what I have to say.

I am an English ex-back bench MP. That is all I am willing to say.

I found this website whilst looking for information on the September 11th attacks and find many of the things you talk about to be really interesting. There's a lot of strange ideas here but, oddly, many that I've heard about in my work as an MP.

Please understand that MPs are, on the whole, pretty normal people. I concede that the people at the top like the Prime Minister and Lord Mandleson could conceivably, maybe be involved in some quite crazy things but back bench MPs are all about looking after their constituencies. When I was an MP my life would be almost 100% about making sure my constituency was running smoothly, that the streets were clean and safe, that our schools had funding, teachers and equipment, that the local swimming pool was clean. All kinds of things but I've never met anyone I could describe as being secretly in charge of England or the world, I've never been involved in any alien cover ups nor have I communicated with any reptilian races. An MPs life is pretty ordinary - very busy - but ordinary.




I hope to cover as many of the things discussed on this website as possible but will start with "chemtrails". It seems to be a popular subject here and is one that I myself find fascinating.

Chemtrails, to the best of my knowledge, have never been discussed in parliament. At least not officially. This is all a matter of public record, anyone can see what is discussed and voted on by MPs.

Unofficially the story is a little bit different. Our now ex Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, was always looking for new ways of spying on people and to make ever-more petty laws. This direction is not part of any New World Order scheme but simply to generate revenue by fining people. For some time now there has been a lot of chatter amongst MPs, especially those in the Conservative party, that the government has "signed up" for a new population surveillance technology that is partly deployed via a substance added to car and plane fuel. This technology is apparently responsible for *some* of what we call chemtrails. The ID Card scheme is supposedly involved in some way and that is why most Conservative MPs oppose IDs cards. This is never ever openly discussed but it's understood by most people in parliament.

I'm not going to speculate on how that could possibly work, I'm not a scientist. I'm not even sure if it's plausible, it just what was said around Westminster and in politics there's rarely smoke without at least a spark.



Aliens

Nothing what so ever I'm afraid. I actually heard this "Planet X" conspiracy mentioned by one of the Shadow Cabinet once but they were just joking about how idiotic it is, and how for "20 years they've been saying its coming next week". Said gentleman is a bit of an astronomy enthusiast.



I'll try my best to answer any questions but bare in mind that many things you guys discuss aren't taken very seriously and would never come up in parliament. For example, President Barack Obama being the anti-christ isn't something I'd have any information on. To the English that's a pretty out there idea.
 Quoting: HUNE 724788


Are you that ghastly little, dwarf-sized, red-headed woman who rides big motorbikes around Salford?
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try again mate, im in the defence indutry and your post smells like bullsht...
 Quoting: watcher_

I want to hear more from this guy.

Anything you'd like to share Watcher?
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07/17/2009 09:35 PM
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Paging Hazel Blears!

scream
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07/17/2009 09:36 PM
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How badly did you cheat on your expenses?
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07/17/2009 09:37 PM
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Ok, if you're an MP, tell me what a visitor goes through to sit in the gallery. I was just there recently.

Bonus points if you can tell me the name of the three Lords that fell asleep during discussions of what to do about the badger problem in the north.
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Hazel Blears wasn't a back-bencher. And she's still an MP.
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Ok, if you're an MP, tell me what a visitor goes through to sit in the gallery. I was just there recently.

Bonus points if you can tell me the name of the three Lords that fell asleep during discussions of what to do about the badger problem in the north.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 501302


That badger problem is keeping me awake at night!

DAMN THOSE NORTHERN BADGERS!!!

ahhh
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07/17/2009 09:43 PM
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How screwed is the economy really?
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07/17/2009 09:58 PM
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You should have your secretary type your posts. The spelling and grammar would probably improve.
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07/17/2009 10:01 PM
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Hazel Blears wasn't a back-bencher. And she's still an MP.
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She is still a ghastly little red-headed twat who rides big motorcycles around Salford, though.

That will never change.
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07/17/2009 10:03 PM
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Hazel Blears wasn't a back-bencher. And she's still an MP.


She is still a ghastly little red-headed twat who rides big motorcycles around Salford, though.

That will never change.
 Quoting: Autonomous Broward 132975


This much is true
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07/17/2009 10:15 PM
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Hey, MP.. what is your opinion about the new James Bond- Daniel Craig?

Isn't he dreamy!?

But seriously..

When are we (US and Brits) going to take care of that upstart Iceland once and for all?

Sitting there, lording over the whole north Atlantic! The nerve!

Also.. can you spare a few quid? my shoes need an operation.. thanks.
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just so you know, MP.. I joke around a bit.

I am interested in hearing more from you.. and thats no joke.
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just so you know, MP.. I joke around a bit.

I am interested in hearing more from you.. and thats no joke.
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Boy, you better believe that Iceland is on the agenda.

AND that free country, Greenland, too!!!

Those Greenlandia fuckers have got themselves WAY too much freedom, knowumsayin'?

Hazel Blears, Communist MP for Salford, Manchester, UK, is in charge of the concentration camp system for Greenland.

damned
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just so you know, MP.. I joke around a bit.

I am interested in hearing more from you.. and thats no joke.


Boy, you better believe that Iceland is on the agenda.

AND that free country, Greenland, too!!!

Those Greenlandia fuckers have got themselves WAY too much freedom, knowumsayin'?

Hazel Blears, Communist MP for Salford, Manchester, UK, is in charge of the concentration camp system for Greenland.

damned
 Quoting: Autonomous Broward 132975


Honestly, our government is far too inept to manage anything as complicated as that.
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Where can I get a good burger in London?
Reality is a conspiracy.
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just so you know, MP.. I joke around a bit.

I am interested in hearing more from you.. and thats no joke.


Boy, you better believe that Iceland is on the agenda.

AND that free country, Greenland, too!!!

Those Greenlandia fuckers have got themselves WAY too much freedom, knowumsayin'?

Hazel Blears, Communist MP for Salford, Manchester, UK, is in charge of the concentration camp system for Greenland.

damned


Honestly, our government is far too inept to manage anything as complicated as that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 728261


I hope you is correct.

But, with MPs of the likes of Blears, and the appalling Harriet Harmon (Zio-Jew, natch), and the Millibroons, I have little hope for the UK.

damned