Bouncers and parking attendants given police-style powers to issue on-the-spot fines (and not just to club-goers) | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 734901 France 07/26/2009 10:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bouncers and parking attendants given police-style powers to issue on-the-spot fines (and not just to club-goers) A couple of years ago I would have screamed bloody murder and called for police powers to stay with police and make sentencing for assaults and affray a lot tougher. But now I just cannot understand why people even bother going out to bars and clubs in the city centres on Friday and Saturday nights. Dreadful, loathsome places. Gangs looking for fights to cap off an evening, horrible fat loud drunk chavs everywhere, cctv operators and police looking for targets/victims to take dna samples for the slightest 'offence', drink prices with 800% markups compared to what you can buy in the shops or on the continent, terrible music, expensive taxi ride home etc. I don't really have any sympathy for them. Kill 'em all. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 633364 Canada 07/26/2009 10:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bouncers and parking attendants given police-style powers to issue on-the-spot fines (and not just to club-goers) Benny was the bouncer at the palais de dance Hed slash your grannys face up given half a chance. Hed sell you back the pieces, all for less than half a quid He thought he was the meanest- Until he met with savage sid. Now sidney was a greaser with some nasty roots He poured a pint of guinness over bennys boots Benny looked at sidney: Sidney stared right back in his eye. Sidney chose a switchblade And benny got a cold meat pie. Oh! what a terrible sight, Much to the peoples delight. One hell of a fight. Sidney grabbed a hatchet, buried it .... in bennys head. The people gasped as he bled: The end of a ted? Well, they dragged him from the wreckage of the palais in bits. They tried to stick together all the bits that would fit. But some of him was missing And part of him arrived too late, So now he works for jesus As the bouncer at st. peters gate. |