Seriously, I have often thought about how strange it is that ANYBODY is attracted to men. Big old hairy, smelly, farting, belching, ignorant assholes.

Lesbianism. Now THAT, I can understand. Incidentally, why is it that so many men are turned on by lesbians??? Looking at it from a purely scientific point of view (ahem) shouldn't men be more turned on by women who like men and will potentially become impregnated and bear their genetic code into the next generation? But most guys will agree--oh yeah, two women together, that's HOT.