What Will You Do If You Were ET .. Visting Earth

First thing? Call up some naughty earthling and get my interstellar freak on ;)

Then maybe go to Waffle House

Shake my heads, snag a couple of specimens and leave...

LOL

Zo0m

Make the MSN admit there are UFOs and beings from other worlds out there.

You don't wanna know.

i can only imagine LOL

if there were no law forbidding me... i would remove all evil world controllers in an instant and reveal the truth to the whole planet.

Yes.


*dark, slow laughter*

truth?

LMAO ... as long as its evil .. i just might join you

-I'd Do This: :end: STILL...NO ONE LISTENS!!!!

Leave immediately.

Well if I was a grey, I'd probably go to the beach to get a suntan so that I could blend in better! And with those big black eyes, people would think I was waering a pair of really cool sunnys! Besides, Greys don't waer clothes so come to think of it the beach is a perfect place to start!

If I was a pleadian I would probably hunt out the best fashion stores coz Nordics are very fashion conscious and earth has some great fashions!

If I was a reptilian - probably the zoo to catch up with some relatives! Or maybe sea world coz that's also close!

I'd find some isolated spot with very few people around, then land right by some poor unsuspecting soul whom no one's ever going to believe and then strut up and down in front of him wearing silly antennae on my head and making beep beep noises.

Find the Ramen Noodle factory.

I'd zap you back into your twenties,, apply to the masters of the universe to be born 25yrs prior, get all stalky on ya in a teenage angst sort of way, steal your heart and end up having wild monkey lovin with ya before anyone else got the chance. Its a work in progress.

You mean that was you?

If I was from Mars - probably the women's gym to check out all the babes!

If I was from Venus - probably the women's gym coz that's where I'll find all the hunks from Mars!

Well I would be of pleiadian race and I would defeat the Earthly dark overlords. Then free humanity from the money changers and teach humanity how to understand that there is no need for wars and fights over small arguments and Many many other things. I'm just limited in my present human forms compacitys and capabilitys.

If I was from the Moon I'd just have to go camping by that River you Earthlings keep endlessly singing about. It topped the charts here on the Moon for like...........ages!

I would 'beam up' certain individuals to my spaceship, and I would re-program them in the ways of harmony and wellbeing - so that they would be returned to Earth as nice people. In no particular order:

Robert Mugabe
Henry Kissinger
Whoever runs Monsanto Corporation
Whoever runs the NSA
The Pope
Bill Clinton.. nah scratch that.. Hilary Clinton
Most of North Korea's Military
Ditto - Burma/Myanmar
Double Ditto - China
Whoever is at top of tree for The Freemasons

Oh course this is purely hypothetical, amid having some fun with this thread. No harm intended!

If I were ET I'd know exactly what was going on in the earth as I had been there many times, I think what we term as ET's are actually inter dimensional beings. They can skip from once reality to another. Hence the the lack of physical evidence as they cruise from one reality to the next. If it ain't in our reality in ain't REAL

I´d ask for an intercosmic restaurant where they serve haricots verts as well as spiders and snakesperm.

NE, I an disappointed that you haven't come back to play !


Maybe tomorrow?

Cya.....

If I were ET, I would beam all christians/jews thinking about the end of the world to one planet, all muslim thinking it's an holy war to another, all atheists to a third, budhist/hindi to a fourth, and leave the planet to the one believing about a God but not caring about his specific image.

I'd go to a hardware store, get the necessary equipment and start making crop circles.