-THE OFFICAL IN THE YEAR 3000 THREAD-

In the year 3000 life will be very different.

1. Men will wage war with iphones in a "First Person Shooter" based game.

2. After people fine out they can get energy from thin air.
There will be no need to pay your electric bill. But they will charge you for talking to your friends and loved one.
NO really you will get a bill for every 15 min you talk to anyone you know. Even if your not using a phone.

3. People will shrink themselves down and ride to work on the back of digital controled Chihuahua.

4. Health care will be free for everyone and be the best that anyone can get. But it will all be done over the iphone. Your closest loved one or friend must perform all the steps given by the automated iphone health desk provider.


5. God like Productions will become the only news source for Earth and 5 other planets. EAT will still be posting about the stock market.

6. Stock market was taken out and replace in 2012. That's what the Mayan's where trying to tell us. It will be replaced with a twitter based site run by three twelve year old females.


7. UFO's will land in a great mass and drop of all the people they took. Most of the people they took still smell like moonshine. They will also give us a Micheal Jackson clone. That's it... We will learn nothing from them and they will not come back ever again.


8. The term "Obamarama" Will be the default greeting for earth and the 5 other worlds.

9. Nasa will report that planet X has passed by us 54,000 times in the last 1000 years. The reason why we can't see it is because it's only the size of a golf ball now. but does have life on it and water.

10. There will be 2 major city's on earth. One called the BLUE-NAMERS. And the other called AC's

The AC' will kill off most of the blue-namers and send the rest of them under ground.

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