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Steve Quayle on Coast to Coast, LIVE

 
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Steve Quayle on Coast to Coast, LIVE
Good Morning everyone. Thanks for staying up so late. It’s going to be a long night.

Welcome to a special Q-Files thread, Coast to Coast style.

Tonight, Mr. Norry’s guest will be none other than the man, the myth, the legend, (All in his own mind, of course) the man who needs no introduction, and deserves one even less, Steve “The Bottom Line is” Quayle.

Tonight, Mr. Quayle will bring his own unique brand of doom to the world wide forum that is Coast to Coast.

To those who have no idea who Mr. Quayle is, first, congratulations. Mr. Quayle is someone who can be considered the P.T. Barnum of doom. He’s seldom, if ever right, but he is a showman. While his skills as a talk radio host leave much to be desired, (bitching at his listeners because they don’t bow down before him is usually considered bad form) as a guest on someone else’s show, he’s among the best.

Mr. Quayle efforts to bring us doom and the death of America on a daily basis. It’s usually the same doom we’ve already heard over and over, just with an updated face; we’re going to be attacked in 2 weeks, we’ll be taken into FEMA camps within the month. Nuclear explosions are going to level 6 cities, I was the first to tell you, I’ve been doing this for 15 years… you get the picture. It has been thus for years, and will probably continue to be. If it were a TV show, it would be called “Doom Makeover”, or “Dialing for Doom”, or since Mr. Quayle is usually huckstering something; “Dooming for Dollars. And when he’s not bringing us doom, he’s admonishing us for not taking him seriously. Here’s a hint Steve, get something right, and we’ll start to believe.

In the attempt to add credibility to his dire diorama of doom, our Mr. Quayle is not shy about invoking his sources. Each of Mr. Quayle’s sources are the most knowledgeable and informed and most highly classified, and yet un-named on the planet. On his show, Steve is quick to point out how many multi-star generals and top intelligence officials he knows. He is so close to these sources, that if one of them breaks wind, he can tell you what they had for dinner; That’s how much he keeps his nose to his “backside sources”.

Whether Mr. Quayle does indeed know these sources has been a topic of debate. But I will hasten to add that none of these sources have ever been proven right. So, either his most highly placed sources are consistently wrong, or he’s making it all up. You choose.

And of course, when all else fails, he invokes God.

The show notes mention Steve will be talking about the swine flu, giants, and the volcano Anak Krakatau. I will remind you all, that when the swine flu first began to break out. Mr. Quayle claimed to be the first one to predict this outbreak and its life threatening dangers to us all, right down to the institution of martial law. Then, the very next day, he was also the first to back away from his claim and call it a hoax. Steve has also been predicting the imminent eruption of Anak Krakatau for as far back as I can remember. Probably since its last eruption.

But, if I had to guess, it could and will be anything from the existence of Giants (Long Walkers) to FEMA camps, and the train cars standing by to take us away. (If Steve uses the lyric “They’re coming to take us away, ha, ha, or any song reference, it’s a double!) Knowing Mr. Quayle, if it goes through his brain, it’ll come out his mouth.

Now, the rules for this morning’s game are as they always are. I’ll see if I have a copy around here to post in case nobody knows what they are…But I’m guessing by now, y’all do, or will be able to figure it out real quick. There is however one addition, in honor of our host Mr. Norry, and his fetish for 2012, every time he brings it up…you know what to do.

And now, let’s steel ourselves for a long night of doom and hilarity. (not necessarily in that order) Since we have an hour before Mr. Quayle comes on, this would be the perfect time to make sure you have enough liquor and snacks on hand. Remember, it’s a long damn show.

Cheers!
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Nice Art..... Nice....... I am here..... give me a few to munch on some food....... brb......
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Nice Art..... Nice....... I am here..... give me a few to munch on some food....... brb......
 Quoting: Ragman



Hey Ragman! Nice to see ya!

Thank you.

Last Edited by Art Deco on 08/11/2009 01:03 AM
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So, the rings of Saturn are going to disappear for a while.

...and so it begins
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WTF........ Rings..... hold on... might help if I tune in.......
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WTF........ Rings..... hold on... might help if I tune in.......
 Quoting: Ragman



It makes it easier that way.

I didn't post a link, cuz I'm guessin' y'all have your favorite links to hear the show
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Act act act

Be a victor not a victim
You don’t hand matches to an arsonist, and you don’t give power to an angry left-wing mob. Democrats have become too EXTREME and TOO DANGEROUS to govern. Republicans believe in the rule of law - not the rule of the mob. - President Trump
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Okay, this is going to be the hard part for me...

I HATE "open lines"
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Hola, buenos noches y que tal amigos, senores y senoras...

Got my espresso mojo loco mocha workin.


Did SQ have to cancel?
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Act act act

Be a victor not a victim
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How cool is this?

You're actually around to catch a show for a change.

Nice AV, BTW
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Hola, buenos noches y que tal amigos, senores y senoras...

Got my espresso mojo loco mocha workin.


Did SQ have to cancel?
 Quoting: Lester



Hey Lester!

Nice to see ya!

Naw, the denizen of doom doesn't start until the next hour
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Sweeeeettt Lester is here.......

Hey, is it a commercial break right now.....?? Just to know that I am listening...
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Forgot about the 1st hour lead-in.
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So is Mr... I mean... The Citizen........Good to see you too......
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If someone told me I have to make a choice between listening to open lines, or taking a boot to my 'nads, I'd have to ask, "what size boot?"
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Art,

Didja know "Big Brother" was spying on you?
They must be damn bored with me.
Where can I get one of them internet shill or internet spy jobs???
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I hear only the kooks are out at this hour ;-)

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Forgot about the 1st hour lead-in.
 Quoting: Lester



yeah, other than hearing about the meteor show, the 1st hour's a wash out
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If someone told me I have to make a choice between listening to open lines, or taking a boot to my 'nads, I'd have to ask, "what size boot?"
 Quoting: Art Deco

rofl
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Art,

Didja know "Big Brother" was spying on you?
They must be damn bored with me.
Where can I get one of them internet shill or internet spy jobs???
 Quoting: Lester



I'll hook ya' up!

I haven't been spied on in a while....cool....probably means I should put on some spiffy clothes
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I hear only the kooks are out at this hour ;-)

Bruce C.
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God, these calls just kill me.

they are so mind numbingly tedious
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Snoory is the soft-sell shill.

Maybe that is like a blue crab?
Ever eat any BBQ crabs?

Sue thinks they already have her down as a nut...
Almost like a setup line from Ghostbusters
Bill Murray says, "I'll take that as a big YES"

Snoory is whispering something.

Well isn't this fun! Like riding a bike, typing a critique while listening to a radio nut job I mean...
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Great, now C2C has turned into a Psychic Jobs Bank
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I hear only the kooks are out at this hour ;-)

Bruce C.


God, these calls just kill me.

they are so mind numbingly tedious
 Quoting: Art Deco


I once was the first caller on Coast to Coast :) I have the audio online to prove it :)

Bruce C/ BigFinale
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"This is a pretty big planet, Sue!"
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Snoory is the soft-sell shill.

Maybe that is like a blue crab?
Ever eat any BBQ crabs?

Sue thinks they already have her down as a nut...
Almost like a setup line from Ghostbusters
Bill Murray says, "I'll take that as a big YES"

Snoory is whispering something.

Well isn't this fun! Like riding a bike, typing a critique while listening to a radio nut job I mean...
 Quoting: Lester


comes back quick. doesn't it?

I noticed that when I wrote the intro.
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"This is a pretty big planet, Sue!"
 Quoting: Lester

Sue Nahmi of Indonesia? :)

B
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I once was the first caller on Coast to Coast :) I have the audio online to prove it :)

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Cool!

I have to admit, I called in once.

There was drinking involved (shock) and a bet to win
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Bruce...

What motivates you to want to join Art Decos Merry Band of Maulers????

The more the merrier, no doubt, but maybe Phennnn can post up her MASH pic? Wondering where do you see yourself fitting in? Col Potter perhaps, although he ain't in the pic, or maybe Trapper John who was absent also.


Glad to have another wit at this late hour
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I once was the first caller on Coast to Coast :) I have the audio online to prove it :)

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Cool!

I have to admit, I called in once.

There was drinking involved (shock) and a bet to win
 Quoting: Art Deco


I called when Marzulli was on and plugged my internet show without George knowing :)Check it out-- [link to brucedcollins.com]
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I once was the first caller on Coast to Coast :) I have the audio online to prove it :)

Bruce C/ BigFinale

Cool!

I have to admit, I called in once.

There was drinking involved (shock) and a bet to win


I called when Marzulli was on and plugged my internet show without George knowing :)Check it out-- [link to brucedcollins.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 746345


That didn't work ... it's in the top left of www.brucedcollins.com/politics





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