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There Are No Refrigerators In heaven, No Problem Though, Food Won't Grow In A Cloud Anyway.

 
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There Are No Refrigerators In heaven, No Problem Though, Food Won't Grow In A Cloud Anyway.
Refrigerators can't sit on a cloud, but that doesn't really matter, there is no electricity in heaven either.

What a crock the christurd cult, and their crappy, make believe, no appliances or beds, or houses, heaven really is.

Hahahaaahaha
heh


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The bible god character loved to kill fetus's and babies anyway. So all babies are in deep doo do too.
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:WTFbby:
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rofl Stunned baby!
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We create echoes of our inward yearnings
And Shift along the Axis
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rofl Stunned baby!
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All mindless christurd cultist will be stunned too.

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how fucking stupid
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how fucking stupid
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What do you disagree with specifically?

Are you too fucking stupid to state your silly, ignorant, counter arguments?


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OP makes excellent points. christurds all really have thier heads firmly planted up their azzes.

christurd cultist don't even dare ask any questions about amenities, or location, or even for proof their make believe, bogus, heaven even exists, which of course, it doesn't.
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OP makes excellent points. christurds all really have thier heads firmly planted up their azzes.

christurd cultist don't even dare ask any questions about amenities, or location, or even for proof their make believe, bogus, heaven even exists, which of course, it doesn't.
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That's true, christurds are afraid to ask any specific questions about their god, their jesus, their heaven, their hell, or their devil.

All the above are pure sh*t. None of them ever existed.

There are no stupider people than christurd cultist.
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>>>There are no stupider people than christurd cultist.

naw muslims and the like are just as stupid.
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>>>There are no stupider people than christurd cultist.

naw muslims and the like are just as stupid.
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hang on there, I think we're giving Buddhists a free ride here!

chuckle
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In heaven you are in your spiritual 'bodies' There is no need for food or warmth, no earthly need for sleep or sex. You are not married in heaven. Heaven is a nother realm of existance. Hell is when you realise there is nothing to do there.
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In heaven you are in your spiritual 'bodies' There is no need for food or warmth, no earthly need for sleep or sex. You are not married in heaven. Heaven is a nother realm of existance. Hell is when you realise there is nothing to do there.
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OK, so no food, sex, nothing in Heaven... what exactly IS there, then? If we have MINDS in Heaven, there HAS to be something to keep us entertained... or we'll go absolutely screaming NUT-ZOID like Nancy Leider!

Oh, I forgot! We're all gonna float around PRAISING JESUS for all eternity...

Well excuse the F outta me if I'm somewhat less than GODFEARING here, but... That is gonna get REALLY frakking old after about 60 seconds, say nothing about ETERNITY...

WTF they got, a sign over the Pearly Gates that reads "Welcome to heaven - A FUN FREE ENVIRONMENT" ???
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>>>There are no stupider people than christurd cultist.

naw muslims and the like are just as stupid.


hang on there, I think we're giving Buddhists a free ride here!

chuckle
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Buddhism is not a cult religion
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In heaven you are in your spiritual 'bodies' There is no need for food or warmth, no earthly need for sleep or sex. You are not married in heaven. Heaven is a nother realm of existance. Hell is when you realise there is nothing to do there.
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Everyone would die within a week of sheer unmitigated stifeling boredom in your crapola garbola heaven. Who would want to exist even a week as a fuking ghost?

BTW, I couldn't help but notice that your statements lack proof of any kind. Do you have some tapes, on facebook maybe?

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No fridges needed in Heaven.. it's actually very very cold up there.. well below freezing cold!! The beer will freeze & your dick will shrivel up. It's not boring up in Heaven if you enjoy plane spotting I suppose...
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Job 19:26 And though after my skin worms destroy this body, yet in my flesh shall I see God.

Each judged according to their works.

Rev.2:19,23 I know thy works, and charity, and service, and faith, and thy patience, and thy works; and the last to be more than the first.....and I will give unto every one of you according to your works.

Ps.37:10,20 For yet a little while, and the wicked shall not be:..But the wicked shall perish,...they shall consume; into smoke shall they consume away.

Mat.10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.


When the Smoke Clears.wmv
[link to www.thethreeangelsmessage.com]

The Millenium
Evil in Chains.wmv
[link to www.thethreeangelsmessage.com]
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You become the AIR the wind... the stars and everything... and NOTHING...

What did you expect.... are you ready to LEAVE this world.... without anything?

Refrigerators can't sit on a cloud, but that doesn't really matter, there is no electricity in heaven either.

What a crock the christurd cult, and their crappy, make believe, no appliances or beds, or houses, heaven really is.

Hahahaaahaha
heh


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Umm...if you don't have a physical body why would you want to have a refrigerator?

Just sayin.

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Umm...if you don't have a physical body why would you want to have a refrigerator?

Just sayin.

cool2
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To keep the beer cold. sockpuppet

Last Edited by Lord.Kayle on 09/01/2009 07:29 AM
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OK, so no food, sex, nothing in Heaven... what exactly IS there, then? If we have MINDS in Heaven, there HAS to be something to keep us entertained... or we'll go absolutely screaming NUT-ZOID like Nancy Leider!

Oh, I forgot! We're all gonna float around PRAISING JESUS for all eternity...

Well excuse the F outta me if I'm somewhat less than GODFEARING here, but... That is gonna get REALLY frakking old after about 60 seconds, say nothing about ETERNITY...

WTF they got, a sign over the Pearly Gates that reads "Welcome to heaven - A FUN FREE ENVIRONMENT" ???
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Who said we'd be confined to one place? I intend to explore the entire cosmos. That should take about eternity.
It's good to be open-minded, just don't let your brain fall out.
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I love this thread!

lmao
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Job 19:26 And though after my skin worms destroy this body, yet in my flesh shall I see God.

Each judged according to their works.

Rev.2:19,23 I know thy works, and charity, and service, and faith, and thy patience, and thy works; and the last to be more than the first.....and I will give unto every one of you according to your works.

Ps.37:10,20 For yet a little while, and the wicked shall not be:..But the wicked shall perish,...they shall consume; into smoke shall they consume away.

Mat.10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.


When the Smoke Clears.wmv
[link to www.thethreeangelsmessage.com]

The Millenium
Evil in Chains.wmv
[link to www.thethreeangelsmessage.com]
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Everything in the bible is useless, worthless, crapola drivel.

All christurd bibles should be burned. The christurd bible is the trashiest book ever written.

Oh, and the god character is garbage too. There are no real gods of any kind.

Dump your crappy smelly cult down the crapper where it belongs, and grow up, you MOOOOOOOOOO cows.

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Me thinks the OP was fondled by a Priest when young....or God didn't answer his prayer and took mommy and/or daddy away, so he now hates 'God' but ultimately, he just hates himself. Or he's just stirring the pot because he can, lol!
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Me thinks the OP was fondled by a Priest when young....or God didn't answer his prayer and took mommy and/or daddy away, so he now hates 'God' but ultimately, he just hates himself. Or he's just stirring the pot because he can, lol!
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Wrong on all counts there mr turdly, and of course you're totally wrong about your no show, not there, make believe, invisible, imagianary god character, who slaughtered fetuses and little babies for fun, god fugger.

Your cult of the mindless, is garbage

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Me thinks the OP was fondled by a Priest when young....or God didn't answer his prayer and took mommy and/or daddy away, so he now hates 'God' but ultimately, he just hates himself. Or he's just stirring the pot because he can, lol!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 761217


OP is one of those eurotrash holyspirit blasphemers. He thinks he can provoke God into action.
No action = no god.
God + no action = excuse at judgement day

Actually the op and all his sockpuppets = futility.
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Me thinks the OP was fondled by a Priest when young....or God didn't answer his prayer and took mommy and/or daddy away, so he now hates 'God' but ultimately, he just hates himself. Or he's just stirring the pot because he can, lol!



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Wrong on all counts there mr turdly, and of course you're totally wrong about your no show, not there, make believe, invisible, imagianary god character, who slaughtered fetuses and little babies for fun, god fugger.

Your cult of the mindless, is garbage

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christurds are cowardly hit and run posters. Course that's because they don't like getting thier silly a$$es kicked, or seeing me stomp on their usless powerless god fuggers little joint.

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christurds are cowardly hit and run posters. Course that's because they don't like getting thier silly a$$es kicked, or seeing me stomp on their usless powerless god fuggers little joint.

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Ha !!!
Cowardly describes your hit and run postings.
I've witnessed your ass get handed to you by several well spoken Christians.
Logic, tact, intelligence escape you.
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christurds are cowardly hit and run posters. Course that's because they don't like getting thier silly a$$es kicked, or seeing me stomp on their usless powerless god fuggers little joint.

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Ha !!!
Cowardly describes your hit and run postings.
I've witnessed your ass get handed to you by several well spoken Christians.
Logic, tact, intelligence escape you.
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There is no such thing as a "well spoken" christurd. You are truly a turdly cultist, and like all turdly cultist, you are a flaming liar.

All christurds are turdly, and did you know that there is no such thing as a real supernatural god?

You christurd custist stupidly mindlessly worship an imaginary turd, jag off, dumper, turdly, god fugger.

Your make beleive turdly god fugger is as useless as a roll of saturated toilet paper.

You christurds are the dumbest, lamest, most ignorant, zombefied, brain dead people on the planet.

You do have your collection plates, your churches, your crappy old bibles, your thieving preachers, oh and your silly blind faith, but your bogus joker god is jack shit.

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