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IF THE GOVERNMENT IS READING THIS, HIRE ME TO PROMOTE YOUR SWINE FLU PANDEMIC!!

 
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08/31/2009 02:03 AM
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IF THE GOVERNMENT IS READING THIS, HIRE ME TO PROMOTE YOUR SWINE FLU PANDEMIC!!
I am a MASTER BULLSHIT ARTIST!!!

I will make commercials promoting the fact that the un-vaccinated will suffer:

intermittent, no advance warning, bowel shaking bouts of explosive diarehha!!!

and the fact that:

the swine flu can increase internal pressures in your guts so said diarehha will blast thru the anal canal like out of a power washer and is capable of punching a one inch diameter hole out the backside of brand new levis!! much like your anus is turned into a power washer!!


I have some more idears but thats all you get for free BIOTCHES have your checkbook ready and invite me in for the rest.
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08/31/2009 02:05 AM
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Re: IF THE GOVERNMENT IS READING THIS, HIRE ME TO PROMOTE YOUR SWINE FLU PANDEMIC!!
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08/31/2009 02:29 PM
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Re: IF THE GOVERNMENT IS READING THIS, HIRE ME TO PROMOTE YOUR SWINE FLU PANDEMIC!!
They got the....WHO

for the flu....

and the ...cdc knew....

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