IM NEW IN TOWN, WILL THERE BE GOOD BOURBON, FINE CUTS OF MARBLED PRIME RIB, AIR CONDITIONING, ESPN AND GOLD COURSES AT THE FEMA CAMPS??

I second that motion....

it depends. Did you get your ticket yet for your camp? You can get all that, if you reserve a place their, by buying a ticket at www.ticketmaster.com

you need to get a reservation.

I only sleep on sheets with a very high thread count!!!

It depends where you end up.

I'm currently considering starting my own "invite only" FEMA camp.

We'll have a full, premium bar, 6 top-rated gourmet chefs, one for French, Italian, Asian/Sushi, one for Mexican and American foods, and a couple for appetizers and desserts.

The accommodations will match the finest 5 and six stars resorts in the country; Egyptian cotton sheets, with a minimum of 1200 thread count.

Of course we'll have all the extras you'd expect, tennis courts, hard court, clay and grass. Golf, you ask? Of course! And naturally, the swimming pools, spas and hot tubs you'd expect.

All of it, paid for with your tax dollars.

Invites are going out soon.

Join me in style as the country implodes.

Cheers.

Last Edited by Art Deco on 08/31/2009 09:10 PM

it does bring up the issue that the paranoid gun toten weirdos fail to note (imagine that)

there is not enough money or time or people to round up huge populations in the us and put them in camps

jails are already busted and letting prisoners out because of money

the FEMA camp fear is more like a right wing fanatasy of what they wisgh would happen so they can be "freedom fighters" and shoot people

They'll put us all under house arrest, and make us promise not to leave our homes.....<snicker>

In the meantime, I'll be sending out invites soon.

1200 thread count egyptian sheets and hard clay tennis, IM IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds fabulous...

An actual return on investment!

YES OP, yes, we're finally gonna tell you, be cool it wont be that bad just do as we tell you.

Nice, one kidney and a little bone marrow please!!

I'm just doing what I can to help us all during the collapse with a sense of style.

I just hope there will be tiki bars with a/c and mist systems to get me through the really trying times when the temps are in excess of 72 and im sipping my cabernet trying to get to the bottom of it all

Consider Yourself, and Doom invited.

The only thing we'll need to work out is whether y'all want rooms with views of the pool, golf courses, or the tennis courts. By the way...all rooms come with Jacuzzi whirlpool baths. The perfect thing after a long day at camp.

I'm thinking about getting some extra funding for volleyball courts and a couple bowling alleys, but I don't want to be too over the top.

I mean, I was surprised they went for the Cigar bar and walk-in humidor. After all, once we're all interred, somebody has to do something with all those cigars.

Cool!
I'll take a view of the golf course, please.
Volleyball is a must have! A net, ball and white sand will work...

And, I've smoked a few cigars over the years - Macanudos are fine with me.

I'm free this weekend - is it too soon for a visit?

I think we can make that work.

The misters won't be installed yet, but I have negotiated a great deal with Evian to provide the water for the misters, and Fuji for the drinking water.

But you will be in time for the wine and scotch tastings.

single malt and single batch only I hope!

SOLD!

Of course!

The "bar scotch" is Oban, the premium "bar scotch" will be Jonny Gold. It goes up from there.