What's black and white and red all over?

1. A newspaper

2. A sunburned zebra

3. A homicidal panda bear

4. A penguin serial murderer

5. A zebra that doesn't know how to put lipstick on

6. A dalmation trying to paint the barn

7. Salt and pepper, SOAKED IN BLOOD

8. Charlie Chaplin at a paintball facility

9. Chinese Film Noir

10. A fudge sundae with ketchup

11. A racing flag after an unfortunate NASCAR accident

12. Felix the Cat after a day at his job at the slaughterhouse.

13. Michael Jackson, after the autopsy.

and the winner is... What's black and white and red all over?.... ???

14. OBAMA !!!!