What's black and white and red all over?
1. A newspaper
2. A sunburned zebra
3. A homicidal panda bear
4. A penguin serial murderer
5. A zebra that doesn't know how to put lipstick on
6. A dalmation trying to paint the barn
7. Salt and pepper, SOAKED IN BLOOD
8. Charlie Chaplin at a paintball facility
9. Chinese Film Noir
10. A fudge sundae with ketchup
11. A racing flag after an unfortunate NASCAR accident
12. Felix the Cat after a day at his job at the slaughterhouse.
13. Michael Jackson, after the autopsy.
and the winner is... What's black and white and red all over?.... ???
14. OBAMA !!!!