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Chinese Truck Driver Jumps From Ferry To Escape Nagging Wife

 
Hong Qong
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09/03/2009 03:33 PM
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Chinese Truck Driver Jumps From Ferry To Escape Nagging Wife
"You know how it is. You're in the truck, slowly crossing a fast-flowing river by ferry, when the wife just will not stop nagging. Hopping from the cab with hands over ears and jumping off the ferry is understandable.

A Chinese truck-driver named "Zhou" played out this exact scenario as he crossed the Yangtze River, his wife nagged him to the point where jumping into the fast moving river, with a real possibility of death, seemed like a better option than staying in the cabin. Ferry operators noticed as the man opened the cab and ran from his beloved with his hands covering his ears saying "I need a break" before jumping off the boat. Immediately the operators grabbed search lights and looked for the man, but found nothing, fearing the he may have died in the fast moving water. Actually, Zhou swam two kilometers to shore where he was found, and declared "I felt I was dying, but even that's better than my wife's nagging." [Courier Mail]

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Anonymous Coward
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09/03/2009 03:35 PM
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Re: Chinese Truck Driver Jumps From Ferry To Escape Nagging Wife
i can emphasize.
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09/03/2009 03:36 PM
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chinese women nag with zeal....

chinese is spoken with high tones for specific words....

all this of course can deplete a man`s patience....
Beyond one's own mind there is no dazzling light to come shining in from outside to wake one up. If one recognizes one's own intrinsic State as pure from the beginning and only temporarily obscured by impurities, and if one maintains the presence of this recognition without becoming distracted, then all the impurities dissolve. This is the essence of the Path-namkhai norbu.

Why is there a legend about the descent of Christ into hell? The Teacher addressed the lower strata of the astral world, saying: �Why, by cherishing earthly thoughts, bind oneself eternally to Earth?� And many revolted in spirit and rose higher.
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09/03/2009 03:39 PM
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09/03/2009 03:44 PM
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i can emphasize.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 762470


I can empathize.
Anonymous Coward
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09/03/2009 03:47 PM
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Studies shown long term nagging caused pecker shrinkage.
Hong Qong (OP)
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09/03/2009 03:52 PM
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