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CHRISTIANS!! - Time for a quiz

 
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i have quiz for you all
whose the mad man that take his mother virginity :p
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Hey OP why dont you shut up no one is interessed to your KNOWLEDGE unless you think you are the depositor of truth.

Jews are really annoying..
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I am already the best that there is at what I do, I just hope the chicken shit big shots who are trying to get at me, grow a pair because they are boring me to death. However, this may be another tactic that I did not think of....them boring me to death.
 Quoting: Wingedlion


Intelligent debate is beyond the capabilities of "Flying Kitten". It is too boring.

you're a spiritual retard, and your opinion has no value.
 Quoting: Wingedlion


The word of enlightenment from Kitten becomes repeatative and boring.

It is better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
 Quoting: Voltaire


Who is "Flying Kitten"? Some background info (the truth) is here:

Thread: Clear concrete proof that 'GOD' of Bible/Koran/Talmud is false. (Page 4)
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Today Jesus Christ is our Ark of safety.

In the days of Noah, eight people were saved. The rest of the world perished. They were saved because they were in a location which was absolutely safe and secure. They were in the ark. Everyone outside of the ark perished. Today Jesus Christ is our Ark of safety.
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AC, great recognition of another symbol. No wonder with an UN that ends in 38 = see TToD links for more info. 

Gospel understanding and literature is gloriously enhanced and beautified by the abundant use of symbols and figurative expressions. Since Christ is the center of the gospel system and the one through whom salvation comes, most of the basic symbolical representations tie into him and his atoning sacrifice. "Behold, all things have their likeness, and all things are created and made to bear record of me, both things which are temporal, and things which are spiritual; things which are in the heavens above, and things which are on the earth, and things which are in the earth, and things which are under the earth, both above and beneath: all things bear record of me." (Moses 6:63.)

By way of illustration: Sacrifices were performed in "similitude of the sacrifice of the Only Begotten of the Father." (Moses 5:7.) We partake of the sacrament in remembrance of the broken flesh and spilled blood of our Lord. (Luke 22:13-20; D. & C. 20:77-79.) Baptism is performed by immersion to typify the death, burial, and resurrection of our Redeemer. (Rom. 6:1-6.) 

Moses lifted the brazen serpent before Israel to point their attention forward to the day when their God would be lifted up upon the cross. (John 3:14-15; Hela. 8:13-15.) The manna, or bread from heaven, was sent to foreshadow and bear record of the coming day when Christ, the Bread of Life, would come down from heaven. (John 6:30-58.) Indeed, the whole Mosaic Law, in all its parts and portions, was so ordained as to bear record of the future coming of Jehovah in the flesh. (Mosiah 13:29-35.)

Abraham was obedient to the command to offer up Isaac, "which is a similitude of God and his Only Begotten Son." (Jac. 4:5.) The Sabbath Day, from Adam to Moses, bore record that Christ the Creator had rested from his labors on the 7th day (Ex. 20:8-11); from Moses to Christ's mortal ministry, it pointed attention to the deliverance of Israel from Egyptian bondage by the power of the Holy One of Israel (Deut. 5:12-15); and from the day of his resurrection to the present, the Lord's Day has been holy in commemoration of his coming forth as the firstfruits of them that slept. (D. & C. 59:9-17.) 

And so illustrations might be multiplied at great length -- all showing how various gospel ordinances and performances bear record of Christ or of some great truth that centers in him. - [link to www.lightplanet.com]

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why are christians called "sheep" and their leaders called "pastors" which menas shepherds?
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In my opinion there is a lot wrong with the jewish, christian and muslim faith.

All tend to be elitist, oppressive, devisive, tools of the establishment that supports their respective governments and oppresses people. Often these faiths are used to justify war, and hatred of other faiths.

All three faiths are just as guilty.

I am not impressed.

I am a Christian but see alot of short comings, the idiotic psychophantic worship of god like he is some pop diva that demands adulation, the mass hypnosis of congregations to near orgasmic levels, the over use of the word love to the point it means nothing. That sings stupid songs. The worst is the often used phrase

"You don't get to heaven by doing good deeds, you get to heaven by believing jesus was the son of god".

This to me is blasphemy and evil, effectively it means you can be a complete tax avoiding money grabbing, full blown believer in free market capitalism, and thats ok.

What i would like to see is COGNITIVE CHRISTIANITY, or by another name THINKING CHRISTIANITY.

That kind of Christianity would have morals, ethics, that collects money for the poor and down trodden, not for the prestige, presentation, power of the church. I would like to see a church that stood up against injustice, against criminal governments, that supported universal health care.It would acknowledge that the first law of worshipping god is to respect his creation LIFE. That life must be respected, valued and nurtured.

I could go on but thats enough.
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I am already the best that there is at what I do, I just hope the chicken shit big shots who are trying to get at me, grow a pair because they are boring me to death. However, this may be another tactic that I did not think of....them boring me to death.


Intelligent debate is beyond the capabilities of "Flying Kitten". It is too boring.


you're a spiritual retard, and your opinion has no value.


The word of enlightenment from Kitten becomes repeatative and boring.


It is better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.


Who is "Flying Kitten"? Some background info (the truth) is here:

Thread: Clear concrete proof that 'GOD' of Bible/Koran/Talmud is false. (Page 4)
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Careful Buffy, people that begin to obsess over me fall into a deep ditch that they cannot escape. They go insane, obsessing over me 24/7. The winged lion is an avatar of one of the four living Creatures that control the time management device that Ezekiel saw in his vision of the wheels inside of wheels. But also for the announcement that it is famous for in Revelations.

Satanist who conceed that they have no power to stop me must then fall back on lesser tactics like to challenge me on forums. Your fear and your incompetance is showing again. Not very smart.
"Glory is what happens when faith overcomes adversity."
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Careful Buffy, people that begin to obsess over me fall into a deep ditch that they cannot escape. They go insane, obsessing over me 24/7. The winged lion is an avatar of one of the four living Creatures that control the time management device that Ezekiel saw in his vision of the wheels inside of wheels. But also for the announcement that it is famous for in Revelations.

Satanist who conceed that they have no power to stop me must then fall back on lesser tactics like to challenge me on forums. Your fear and your incompetance is showing again. Not very smart.
 Quoting: Wingedlion


For crying outloud.Give it up Winged kitten.
I'm beginning to think that you think you are Satan.
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ahem -- not in the canon.

once again, the Bible makes clear when we believe on the Name of Jesus Christ we will be saved. it further states let anyone bringing another gospel be accursed! I'm sure not taking any chances.

love and joy

rb

Cannons are used to kill people, and if you think there have never been any other genuinely inspired texts by people who experienced God directly before the bible...then you are living in poverty.

And I'm pretty sure we've highlighted that The man who lived that life WAS NEVER CALLED JESUS DURING IT!!!!

Not taking chances??? Do you think God punishes intellectual honesty???
 Quoting: WrecksDeus


Good question! And if He did, an even better question would be why???
Real truth is self evident...
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Imprinted in your heart? Really? And who was it that created you (and I don't mean your parents)? Evolution? Aliens?

No offense but by the way you speak, it shows that your faith was weak and that's why you have been lead astray.

It seems that we are total opposites. When I was a Catholic and not really into the faith, I was miserable. Since converting to Christianity my life has been so much more peaceful. Despite all the crap I went through growing up, I am much more happy than I have ever been in my entire life!

Do you know how many times I have been close to death, but put my faith and God and was able to overcome it? Probably not. I don't think it was my "heart" that saved me. It was my faith!
 Quoting: TXGal4Truth


Who created me? My Soul is a part of the Source of all Creation (not the biblical god nor jesus). The Source I speak of is Pure, Infinite Consciousness.

No, my faith was not weak. Ridding myself of religious bondage was the most difficult thing I ever did. I was not led astray. Quite the opposite. My blinders were removed and I began to see religion for what it really is. It's designed to instill fear, shame and guilt.

You seem to think the heart is nothing more than an organ that pumps blood. It is much, much more than that. When a loved one dies, your heart literally aches and feels as though it's going to break. A heart recipient will very often take on the personality traits of the heart donor. Check YOUR bible and see what it says about the heart.

A man’s heart reflects the man. Proverbs 27:19

Faith? "Faith is to the Christian what sand is to the ostrich." Anon
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In the days of Noah, eight people were saved. The rest of the world perished. They were saved because they were in a location which was absolutely safe and secure. They were in the ark. Everyone outside of the ark perished. Today Jesus Christ is our Ark of safety.
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Hmmm. 8 you say? That means incest must have taken place to re-populate the world, yes? 8 you say? So one would have had to be black, one white, one red, one yellow and one brown. Can you not see how silly your beLIEF is?

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit atrocities." Voltaire
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our God is a consuming fire.

rb

Good luck with that god. I'll take the magnanimous, all compationate and faithful, multiversal God of infinite power, love and vision whom endures us and raises all His/Her children perfectly in an ever unfolding growth of Being.



Read the scripture. Jehovah describes Himself as
a cosuming fire from the loins up to the loins
down. All loving, yet all powerful,Universe maker
He will soon judge the corruption in our midst.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 547230


All loving you say? Look up Exodus 15:3 - "The LORD (JEHOVAH/GOD/ALLAH/YHWH) is a man of war, the LORD is his name." Doesn't sound very loving to me!!
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Imprinted in your heart? Really? And who was it that created you (and I don't mean your parents)? Evolution? Aliens?

No offense but by the way you speak, it shows that your faith was weak and that's why you have been lead astray.

It seems that we are total opposites. When I was a Catholic and not really into the faith, I was miserable. Since converting to Christianity my life has been so much more peaceful. Despite all the crap I went through growing up, I am much more happy than I have ever been in my entire life!

Do you know how many times I have been close to death, but put my faith and God and was able to overcome it? Probably not. I don't think it was my "heart" that saved me. It was my faith!


Who created me? My Soul is a part of the Source of all Creation (not the biblical god nor jesus). The Source I speak of is Pure, Infinite Consciousness.

No, my faith was not weak. Ridding myself of religious bondage was the most difficult thing I ever did. I was not led astray. Quite the opposite. My blinders were removed and I began to see religion for what it really is. It's designed to instill fear, shame and guilt.

You seem to think the heart is nothing more than an organ that pumps blood
. It is much, much more than that. When a loved one dies, your heart literally aches and feels as though it's going to break. A heart recipient will very often take on the personality traits of the heart donor. Check YOUR bible and see what it says about the heart.

A man’s heart reflects the man. Proverbs 27:19

Faith? "Faith is to the Christian what sand is to the ostrich." Anon
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 672251



You think so? Wow, you are completely wrong. I cannot tell you what you think as you cannot tell me what I think. I believe that is called judging, and that is not for me to do.

Regardless, you are set in your ways, as am I. The difference is your hostility. I may anger some when people put my beliefs down, but I am only human.

BUT, if some Atheist, Buddhist, Muslim, etc comes onto my thread I will never use vulgar language against them. Why? Because that's not what Christ taught. He was the most humble man to have ever existed. I am not going to sit here and blame him for everything that has gone wrong in my life.
So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16
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Who am I speaking of?

He was born to a virgin by immaculate conception through the intervention of a holy spirit. This fulfilled an
ancient prophecy.

When he was born the ruling tyrant wanted to kill him. His parents had to flee to safety. All male children under the age of two were slain by the ruler as he sought to kill the child.

Angels and shepherds were at his birth and he was given gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh.

He was worshipped as the saviour of men and led a moral and humble life.

He performed miracles which included healing the sick, giving sight to the blind, casting out devils and raising the dead.

He was put to death on the cross between two thieves.

He descended to hell and rose from the dead to ascend back to heaven.

What's your answer?


I think many of these will answer the question.

Horus

Adad of Assyria

Adonis, son of the virgin Io of Greece

Alcides of Thebes

Atys of Phrygia

Baal and Taut, "the only Begotten of God," of Phoenicia

Bali of Afghanistan

Beddru of Japan

Buddha Sakia of India

Cadmus of Greece

Crite of Chaldea

Deva Tat, and Sammonocadam of Siam

Divine Teacher of Plato

Fohi and Tien of China

Gentaut and Quexalcote of Mexico

Hesus of Eros, and Bremrillah, of the Druids

Hil and Feta of the Mandaites

Ischy of the Island of Formosa

Ixion and Quirnus of Rome

Holy One of Xaca

Indra of Tibet

Jao of Nepal

Krishna of Hindostan

Mikado of the Sintoos

Mohammed, or Mahomet, of Arabia

Odin of the Scandinavians

Prometheus of Caucasus

Salivahana of Bermuda

Thammuz of Syria

Thor, son of Odin, of the Gauls

Universal Monarch of the Sibyls

Wittoba of the Bilingonese

Xamolxis of Thrace

Zoar of the Bonzes

Zoroaster and Mithra of Persia

Zulis, or Zhule, also Osiris and Orus, of Egypt
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If this were an actual test, you would get an A+ or 100%
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our God is a consuming fire.

rb

Good luck with that god. I'll take the magnanimous, all compationate and faithful, multiversal God of infinite power, love and vision whom endures us and raises all His/Her children perfectly in an ever unfolding growth of Being.



Read the scripture. Jehovah describes Himself as
a cosuming fire from the loins up to the loins
down. All loving, yet all powerful,Universe maker
He will soon judge the corruption in our midst.


All loving you say? Look up Exodus 15:3 - "The LORD (JEHOVAH/GOD/ALLAH/YHWH) is a man of war, the LORD is his name." Doesn't sound very loving to me!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 672251


Just like when Christ said he would come back with a sword in his mouth right? Do you know what that sword is? The WORD OF GOD...THE TRUTH. Are you sure you understand the Bible?
So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16
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Careful Buffy, people that begin to obsess over me fall into a deep ditch that they cannot escape. They go insane, obsessing over me 24/7. The winged lion is an avatar of one of the four living Creatures that control the time management device that Ezekiel saw in his vision of the wheels inside of wheels. But also for the announcement that it is famous for in Revelations.

Satanist who conceed that they have no power to stop me must then fall back on lesser tactics like to challenge me on forums. Your fear and your incompetance is showing again. Not very smart.


For crying outloud.Give it up Winged kitten.
I'm beginning to think that you think you are Satan.
 Quoting: danhow


Watch your tongue. I have read a number of Wingedlions posts and from his description of his powers it is much more likely that he is the Messiah returned.
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The Apostle Paul taught that "faith is the substance [assurance] of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen" (Hebrews 11:1).
MC
 Quoting: MagiChristmas


Paul was a liar!!

Romans 3:7 - "For if the truth of God hath more abounded THROUGH MY LIE, unto his glory; why yet am I also judged as a sinner?" Paul lied not only about grace but also about his conversion to Christianity.

Acts 9:3-7 - Paul says "......... hearing a voice but seeing no man."

Acts 22:6-9 - Paul says ".... saw indeed the light, and were afraid; but heard NOT the voice of him ........."

Acts 26:12-14 - Paul says "...... and them which journeyed with me."

In his 1st version Paul says there were men with him who heard a voice but saw nothing.

In his 2nd version Paul says there were men with him who saw the light but heard nothing.

In his 3rd version Paul says himself and all the men with him fell to the ground.

In a court of law Paul's testamony would be treated as evidence of perjury!!

You people are in a trance; you're literally hypnotized. You read the bible but you do not "SEE" what is actually written.
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Hey OP why dont you shut up no one is interessed to your KNOWLEDGE unless you think you are the depositor of truth.

Jews are really annoying..
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We're on page 5. No one is interested? Why the hell did you respond? Spiritualists are not jews.
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why are christians called "sheep" and their leaders called "pastors" which menas shepherds?
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Sheep are easy to lead to slaughter.
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Imprinted in your heart? Really? And who was it that created you (and I don't mean your parents)? Evolution? Aliens?

No offense but by the way you speak, it shows that your faith was weak and that's why you have been lead astray.

It seems that we are total opposites. When I was a Catholic and not really into the faith, I was miserable. Since converting to Christianity my life has been so much more peaceful. Despite all the crap I went through growing up, I am much more happy than I have ever been in my entire life!

Do you know how many times I have been close to death, but put my faith and God and was able to overcome it? Probably not. I don't think it was my "heart" that saved me. It was my faith!


Who created me? My Soul is a part of the Source of all Creation (not the biblical god nor jesus). The Source I speak of is Pure, Infinite Consciousness.

No, my faith was not weak. Ridding myself of religious bondage was the most difficult thing I ever did. I was not led astray. Quite the opposite. My blinders were removed and I began to see religion for what it really is. It's designed to instill fear, shame and guilt.

You seem to think the heart is nothing more than an organ that pumps blood
. It is much, much more than that. When a loved one dies, your heart literally aches and feels as though it's going to break. A heart recipient will very often take on the personality traits of the heart donor. Check YOUR bible and see what it says about the heart.

A man’s heart reflects the man. Proverbs 27:19

Faith? "Faith is to the Christian what sand is to the ostrich." Anon



You think so? Wow, you are completely wrong. I cannot tell you what you think as you cannot tell me what I think. I believe that is called judging, and that is not for me to do.

Regardless, you are set in your ways, as am I. The difference is your hostility. I may anger some when people put my beliefs down, but I am only human.

BUT, if some Atheist, Buddhist, Muslim, etc comes onto my thread I will never use vulgar language against them. Why? Because that's not what Christ taught. He was the most humble man to have ever existed. I am not going to sit here and blame him for everything that has gone wrong in my life.
 Quoting: TXGal4Truth


My hostility and anger are directed against the biblical god, not you. In one of my responses I explained exactly why I feel the way I do. I HATE a god who dares to punish innocent people. And jesus wasn't the goody, 2-shoes as you all seem to think. Jesus wanted NOTHING to do with non-jews.
Matthew 10:5-6 - "....... Go NOT into the way of the Gentiles, and into any city of the Samaritans enter ye NOT: But rather go to the lost sheep of the house of Israel."

Jesus refuses to help a woman so9lely because she is NON-ISRAELITE. Matthew 15:21-28 - A woman of Canaan begs jesus to heal her daughter. Jesus' response? "I am NOT sent but unto the lost sheep of Israel. ... It is not meet to take the children's bread and cast it to dogs." He dared call this white woman a dog!! The scriptures show that jesus avoided Gentiles like the plague.
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A flaw in the bible is now fixed! 

The Apostle Paul taught that "faith is the substance [assurance] of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen" (Hebrews 11:1). 
MC


Paul was a liar!!  

Romans 3:7 - "For if the truth of God hath more abounded THROUGH MY LIE, unto his glory; why yet am I also judged as a sinner?"  Paul lied not only about grace but also about his conversion to Christianity.  

Acts 9:3-7 - Paul says "......... hearing a voice but seeing no man."

Acts 22:6-9 - Paul says ".... saw indeed the light, and were afraid; but heard NOT the voice of him ........."

Acts 26:12-14 - Paul says  "...... and them which journeyed with me."

In his 1st version Paul says there were men with him who heard a voice but saw nothing.

In his 2nd version Paul says there were men with him who saw the light but heard nothing.  

In his 3rd version Paul says himself and all the men with him fell to the ground.

In a court of law Paul's testamony would be treated as evidence of perjury!!  

You people are in a trance; you're literally hypnotized.  You read the bible but you do not "SEE" what is actually written.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 672251


Wow AC, a grand discovery! speedbanan

Now I SEE the bible needed a true prophet to correct and restore many plain and precious truths that were in the original text, but were lost.  

... Joseph’s translation was more revelation than literal translation from one language into another. For more information about the JST, see “Joseph Smith Translation (JST)” in the Guide to the Scriptures. - [link to scriptures.lds.org]

7a JST Acts 9: 7 And they who were journeying with him saw indeed the light, and were afraid; but they heard not the voice of him who spake to him.

Acts 22: 9.
  9 And they that were with me saw indeed the light, and were afraid; but they heard not the avoice of him that spake to me. - [link to scriptures.lds.org]

Follow the links to SEE more truths that are now restored. 

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Careful Buffy, people that begin to obsess over me fall into a deep ditch that they cannot escape. They go insane, obsessing over me 24/7. The winged lion is an avatar of one of the four living Creatures that control the time management device that Ezekiel saw in his vision of the wheels inside of wheels. But also for the announcement that it is famous for in Revelations.

Satanist who conceed that they have no power to stop me must then fall back on lesser tactics like to challenge me on forums. Your fear and your incompetance is showing again. Not very smart.


For crying outloud.Give it up Winged kitten.
I'm beginning to think that you think you are Satan.


Watch your tongue. I have read a number of Wingedlions posts and from his description of his powers it is much more likely that he is the Messiah returned.
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LOL!
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The answer is Jesus Christ. All others are mythology.
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The answer is Jesus Christ. All others are mythology.
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Speaking of mythology...

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"Answer for yourself: Can we find Jesus Christ in Egypt some 10,000 years B.C.E.?

Ancient Egypt had long known a Jesus, Iusa, who had been born amid celestial portents of an immaculate parenthood, circumcised, baptized, tempted, glorified on the mount, persecuted, arrested, tried, condemned, crucified, buried, resurrected and elevated to heaven. Egypt had listened to the Sermon on the Mount and the Sayings of Iusa for ages. Egypt had known a Jesus who long antedated the Gospel Messiah and who presents to the student hundreds and hundreds of items of identity, similarity and correspondence in word, deed and function with his later copy which was presented by Rome as the "unique and only" Jesus.

Answer for yourself: And why is so important for us to understand and know?

What I uncovered in my 20 years of study is absolutely fascinating as I see it. The first of my studies in the early years following Seminary were consumed with viewing the New Testament Jesus through the eyes of the Judaism and their Rabbis where Israel has for 2,000 years flatly denied that the New Testament Jesus is the Messiah of the Hebrew Scriptures. I would come to know why as I would soon come to see that purposeful misquotations, purposeful mistranslations, and pure Scriptural invention of "texts" by Rome in order to present to the unaware Gentiles this "Roman Jesus" as the supposed Messiah of Israel. This creation by Rome of a "false Messiah" was done only by gross textual forgery of our Christian Bibles and few Christians every study hard enough to see the truth. The fruit of such study showed me repeatedly that the Jews are right in their rejection of the New Testament Jesus for we in Christianity today have unbelievably accepted forged Old and New Testament texts that are "fixed" to make this New Testament Jesus appear as the "fulfiller of prophecy" and the awaited Jewish Messiah when in fact he does not and Judaism has for over 2,000 years denied that he is such a one. But again we don't know this as typical Christians because few if any Christians even know to look and compare their passages in their Christian Bibles with the Greek or even earlier Hebrew passages to see if they have been purposefully altered. In doing such studies I was troubled by the many comments by Jewish writers that the New Testament Jesus and his life "mimicked" the lives of prior sungods down through recorded history so I had to delve into this and devoted a website comparing these prior "Jesus Stories" with the one we have been given as "inspired, infallible, and inerrant" in our New Testaments by Rome. I, as a Pastor at a mega church in Dallas, was in tears as such a study was done over the next year or so for without a doubt my Jesus did not do or say one thing that has not been done or said by a host of other "sungods" thousands of years prior to the time the assumed historical Jesus was supposed to live. Along the way in these studies I ran into the doctrine of "gnosticism" which had to be investigated in-depth as well; a study that would take two years to really get my feet wet and which continues today because if opened my eyes to how Rome systematically destroyed the "First New Testament" of the early Gnostic Christians "Chrestians" (Gnostic Chrestians) whom we mistakenly call "Christians" today. In its place we got the counterfeit "rewrite" of the Gnostic New Testament where the mystical Gnostic Christ in us all is replaced by a non-existent "literal-historical" person which today has not one uncontested or unforged piece evidence that exits that can substantiate his very existence and a lot that does not."

Last Edited by Apotheosis Rex Khristos on 09/13/2009 02:28 AM
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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Watch your tongue. I have read a number of Wingedlions posts and from his description of his powers it is much more likely that he is the Messiah returned.
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LOL! "Flying Kitten" comes across as someone who has a similar mind-set to Charles Manson rather than the imaginary returning Messiah.

Thread: Clear concrete proof that 'GOD' of Bible/Koran/Talmud is false. (Page 4)
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The answer is Jesus Christ. All others are mythology.
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Have you been brainwashed lately?
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Watch your tongue. I have read a number of Wingedlions posts and from his description of his powers it is much more likely that he is the Messiah returned.


LOL! "Flying Kitten" comes across as someone who has a similar mind-set to Charles Manson rather than the imaginary returning Messiah.

Thread: Clear concrete proof that 'GOD' of Bible/Koran/Talmud is false. (Page 4)
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Yea winged nutcase reminds me Charles Manson too.
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Can't we all just get along? oyesbutt




By the way, OP, nice try.
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