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| ForbiddenBeauty Offer Upgrade  User ID: 779892  Australia09/26/2009 04:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 748243 United States09/26/2009 04:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | scratch their balls when they are chattin to women? Quoting: ForbiddenBeautyor better yet ... why do men have the need to spread their legs wide open when there sittin infront of a woman? do women actually wonder things like this? or are you asking this question in an automatonic fashion for the sole purpose of acquiring the attention of strangers? i'd venture to guess the latter. you just wanted an excuse to talk about balls, simply so people would know that balls are on your mind. you wanted to indirectly make people think that you must be a sexual being because you think about about balls. how sad you're doing this on the internet in such a bizarre, perverse, passive manner instead of actually flirting with whatever lonely man could have been your future husband. honestly, why did you come on here to bitch about nothing at all and waste everyone's time, including your own? go crawl back into whichever mediocre seinfeld rerun it was that somehow vomitted you onto this board. |
| ForbiddenBeauty (OP) User ID: 779892 Australia09/26/2009 05:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | scratch their balls when they are chattin to women? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 748243or better yet ... why do men have the need to spread their legs wide open when there sittin infront of a woman? do women actually wonder things like this? or are you asking this question in an automatonic fashion for the sole purpose of acquiring the attention of strangers? i'd venture to guess the latter. you just wanted an excuse to talk about balls, simply so people would know that balls are on your mind. you wanted to indirectly make people think that you must be a sexual being because you think about about balls. how sad you're doing this on the internet in such a bizarre, perverse, passive manner instead of actually flirting with whatever lonely man could have been your future husband. honestly, why did you come on here to bitch about nothing at all and waste everyone's time, including your own? go crawl back into whichever mediocre seinfeld rerun it was that somehow vomitted you onto this board. excuse me? seems to me you are the one with the problem ... i will do as i please .. ya dont like it then :fuckofgay_forum: |
| rodm User ID: 774495 United States09/26/2009 05:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | scratch their balls when they are chattin to women? Quoting: ForbiddenBeautyor better yet ... why do men have the need to spread their legs wide open when there sittin infront of a woman? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 748243 United States09/26/2009 05:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | fuckofgay_forum Quoting: ForbiddenBeauty"fuck of gay"? you're quite incoherent; can i get your pills for you? and just to clarify, you're using 'gay' as a pejorative here, right? are we in middle school again? where's your vocabulary? because your posts are barely readable, this is the last response your depressingly weak mind will be blessed with. have fun staring at men's balls, or whatever it is you do with your life.  |
| coolhandluke74 User ID: 772260 United States09/26/2009 05:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Ozicell User ID: 765571 Australia09/26/2009 09:39 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | scratch their balls when they are chattin to women? Quoting: ForbiddenBeautyor better yet ... why do men have the need to spread their legs wide open when there sittin infront of a woman? Hhhmmm.........I don't think I have ever done that but I am game to try............do you have the time?  As far as your second question - if we cross our legs or sit with knees together, you girls just think we are gay!  That which is - has already been, And what is to be - has already been. Quote: King Solomon. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 779992  United Kingdom09/26/2009 09:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 770979 United States09/26/2009 09:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| refugee13 User ID: 740664 United States09/26/2009 09:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | wtf??? "Livin' The Dream..." "Don't believe in anyone, 'cos they'll feel you so much more" "So break me down if it makes you feel right~and hate me now if it keeps you alright~you can't break me down if it takes all your might~cause I'm so much more than meets the eye..." "Some people would bitch if their ice cream was cold..." |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 780085 United States09/26/2009 09:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 779992 United Kingdom09/26/2009 10:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We don't realize we are spreading our legs we aren't built to automatically cross them to protect our vagina because we don't have one. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769898And scratching our balls? Because they are itchy. You try walking around with 2 sacks hanging in between your legs and see if they don't get itchy. And stick to yer thighs in the hot weather! A case of "Betty Swallocks"!  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 780035  Canada09/26/2009 10:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | scratch their balls when they are chattin to women? Quoting: ForbiddenBeautyor better yet ... why do men have the need to spread their legs wide open when there sittin infront of a woman? Duh!!! Dudes have to spread their legs or they'll squeeze their balls. Chicks have to close their legs to squeeze their slits. What are they teaching you in schools these days???  |
| BRIEF AND TO THE POINT User ID: 779727 United States09/26/2009 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you want to rub your crotch in front of us we won't mind. You could even massage your tits in front of us, it's all cool. Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
| LelaBear User ID: 763664 United States09/26/2009 10:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Because they are so friggin stupid they think reminding us of their 'manliness' is going to turn us on somehow...and actually it has just the opposite effect. It's just embarrassing, actually. |
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| BRIEF AND TO THE POINT User ID: 779727 United States09/26/2009 10:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you want to rub your crotch in front of us we won't mind. You could even massage your tits in front of us, it's all cool. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 779992And pinch the nipples, of course! Yes of course. Maybe some baby oil too. Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 779708 United States09/26/2009 10:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 779992 United Kingdom09/26/2009 10:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you want to rub your crotch in front of us we won't mind. You could even massage your tits in front of us, it's all cool. Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINTAnd pinch the nipples, of course! Yes of course. Maybe some baby oil too. And lube up a vibrator, then insert ... Sorry! I'm getting carried away!  |
| Yandoobiez User ID: 779572 United States09/26/2009 10:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | scratch their balls when they are chattin to women? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 770979or better yet ... why do men have the need to spread their legs wide open when there sittin infront of a woman? What kind of men are you around?Not real men more then likely. Real men don't scratch their balls? Well, who scratches their balls? Don't their balls get itchy, too? And what's a fake man (aside from a Tranny - and don't their fake balls also sometimes itch)? |
| Yandoobiez User ID: 779572 United States09/26/2009 10:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We don't realize we are spreading our legs we aren't built to automatically cross them to protect our vagina because we don't have one. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769898And scratching our balls? Because they are itchy. You try walking around with 2 sacks hanging in between your legs and see if they don't get itchy. 2 Sacks? Now THAT'S a real man... I've got two balls, but only one sack, myself.  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 642285 United States09/26/2009 11:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Okay. Male Anatomy 101 for you unkind and ill-informed women out there... The scrotal sac contains the testicles. There are two of them (one on each side) about the size of a very small egg. The muscles in the lower abdominal area and in the scrotum itself raise and lower the scrotum to bring it closer or drop it further away from the body. This is done because the ideal temperature for sperm cells is slightly below that of body temp. So it's natures way of cooling or warming the testicles where sperm are made and stored to prolong the life of the sperm cells. Nature puts a high premium on reproductive organs and goes to great length to protect them. When women first seek treatment for infertility one of the first questions a good practitioner asks is "does your husband/bf wear boxers or briefs" and if the answer is briefs, he will be advised to switch to boxers. Lots of women have found their husbands sperm count skyrockets when they are NOT overheating their testicles and they are free to move up/down as nature intended vs being packed in a brief cup and held against the lower abdominal area. A side benefit of boxers vs briefs is a raised or increased output of testosterone, which of course translates to more frequent sex or more of a desire for sex. The scrotum perspires. And the penis (when flaccid) lays over the scrotum and down and often (if the man is well endowed) past the bottom of the scrotal sac. The penile shaft and the scrotum can become "stuck" together with perspiration and such an "attachment" is uncomfortable. When this occurs men will perceive this as being "itchy" and they will adjust their penis and scrotum to separate the two. Also, the testicles move around within the scrotum and the scrotum can go down the leg of the pants or of the boxers or both. In briefs, the scrotum is "trapped" closer to the body and cannot move as freely. This causes discomfort for the male when any of these things happen. So we "adjust" thing to get more comfortable. The "urge" to move the penis and scrotum to a more comfortable and usually cooler position is irresistible for most guys. Men who were raised in an upper middle class home where dad and grandpa wore suits to the bank or law firm or brokerage house where they worked have usually been taught that such adjustments are not made publicly if at all possible to avoid doing so. This class of men will go into a rest room and try to make their adjustments discretely. Men from lower socio-economic backgrounds, or those less genteel backgrounds have no such prohibitions taught to them in childhood, consequently they'll scratch their privates in public with total abandon. Speaking as a man myself, I've seen some guys go at their crotch with serious abandon in front of men and women and find it annoying, enough already. If it itches that badly you need to get some A200 (medication for crabs) and learn how to use it. Or, at the very least learn to use some talc in your underwear to keep the equipment dryer during the day. One more thing - men who are "well endowed" will often make adjustments to move their equipment around. This is mainly due to pants that are not fitting correctly or underwear with the wrong kind of cup in the front. Lots of the underwear marketed today is designed for dick-less wonders who do not have balls or much of a penis, apparently. If you look at the current trends in mens fashion magazines, many of the big designers are using BOYS who mainly look like prepubescent heroin addicts and since they apparently have not hit puberty yet, they don't have chest hair, beards, or much of a penis or testicles and the damned designers are cutting underwear to handle their miniscule equipment. There are now firms that make underwear for well endowed men. One even asks the questions of "do you have larger than normal testicles, a thicker than average penis, or a longer than average penis or some combo or all of the above?" Depending on the answer the cup size on the underwear is adjusted upward and the cut and how the cup itself is sewn on is changed to provide support for large testicles, lift for a large penis and length of the cup for a long penis. If the guy has large testicles and a longer and thicker penis, then the cup is made to provide room for the larger equipment, lift and support for his testicles and volume and length for his penis. However, if a man is over 6" in flaccid (non erect) length, then he's probably going to need to go to custom underwear to prevent his manhood from showing in every pair of slacks or jeans he owns. A nice bulge is acceptable. The outline of the entire shaft as it trails down ones leg and onto one thigh is NOT acceptable in polite company. Lastly ladies, men are BUILT and HARDWIRED to respond to visual stimulation sexually. That's why they stare at a pair of breasts, or a nice ass. That's why the right proportion and curves on a woman can actually induce an erection simply by his "looking" at the right woman and being turned on by what he sees. This is no less true for our gay brothers, either. Of course their object of their desire changes from the female figure to the male physique. But other than that, the result and reaction to the right type of shapes remains the same for both gay and straight men. When a man starts to become erect in his pants, there are several logistic problems that present themselves all at once. The first is, where is this thing going to go? If the cup of his underwear is tight, he may become partially erect with the erectile tissue unable to expand out beyond his body. So it backs up internally. This is actually painful for most guys. So they "adjust" to move their stiffening manhood to one side or another and pointing upward or downward depending on how long they are and how near their waistband their penis will reach when fully erect. Guys who are well endowed can easily have their erect penis touching their sternum while seated if they are fully erect. (Takes an erect penile measurement between 7 and 9 inches to do this depending on the length of his torso.) As you can imagine, an erection of substantial size climbing to those heights can be quite uncomfortable when it is trapped by trousers, underwear, etc. In fact, it can actually be painful. So the next time you see a guy moving or adjusting or re-arranging his male equipment, perhaps you'll be a little more tolerant. And if you are the creature that is inducing the "gallant reflex" in him - be flattered. There is NOTHING more honest than a hard cock throbbing with approval at nothing more than a glimpse of your breasts or the shape of your ass. Thank heaven you can still evoke those responses in a guy! Hell, if you like what you see in terms of his "reaction" to your charms you could be generous of spirit and kindly of nature and give the guy a quick hand job or blow job just to help him out and relieve his discomfort. It's not a bad way to get acquainted ya know! <grin> |
