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The christers god is a nowhere joke of a god. 13 million babies born prematurely every year.

 
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..Report: 13 million babies worldwide born premature


By LAURAN NEERGAARD, AP Medical Writer Lauran Neergaard, Ap Medical Writer Sun Oct 4, 2:42 pm ET

WASHINGTON They call it kangaroo care: A premature baby nestles skin-to-skin against mom's bare, warm chest. In Malawi, mothers' bodies take the place of too-pricey incubators to keep these fragile newborns alive.

Nearly one in 10 of the world's babies is born premature, and about 1 million infants die each year as a result, says a startling first attempt to measure a toll that in much of the world is hidden.

It's a problem concentrated in poor countries, with the vast majority of the nearly 13 million preemies born each year in Africa and Asia, according to the report released Sunday by the March of Dimes.

But take a closer look at the proportion of all babies born too early. Those rates are highest in Africa, but followed closely by North America, concludes the first part of a collaboration with the World Health Organization to tackle the growing problem.

How? "That's the 13 million-baby question," said March of Dimes epidemiologist Christopher Howson, who headed the project being debated this week at a child health meeting in India.

Different factors fuel prematurity in rich countries and poor ones. Wealthy nations such as the United States have sophisticated neonatal intensive care units for the tiniest, youngest preemies. That produces headlines about miracle babies and leads to a false sense that modern medicine conquers prematurity without acknowledging lifelong problems including cerebral palsy, blindness and learning disabilities that often plague survivors.

Scientists don't even know all the triggers for preterm birth or how to stop early labor once it starts, one reason that the report urges major new research. Nor does much of the world even track how many babies are born too soon, why or what happens to them.

"These are conservative estimates," Howson said. "As shocking as this toll is, that toll will only rise" as next year the WHO finishes a more in-depth country-by-country count.

Yet even in very poor countries, there are steps to improve preemies' survival if only more mothers knew, said Dr. Joy Lawn, a pediatrician-turned-policy director for Save the Children who is based in South Africa.

"Even in educated families, there's a sense of fatalism if a baby is born preterm. There's no expectation they can do anything," Lawn said. "With pretty simple solutions, these deaths could be halved, but it doesn't seem to be a priority."

She points to Malawi, where traditionally new mothers have tied babies to their backs as they go about their day. Today, mothers of preemies are taught to tie them in front, under their clothes, kangaroo care-style, she said. The skin-to-skin contact keeps the infants' body temperature more stable, a key to survival, and they can nurse at will, promoting weight gain.

Now Uganda is starting to teach kangaroo care.

Babies born before completion of the 37th week of pregnancy are premature. The March of Dimes report found a small fraction in the U.S. are born before 32 weeks, the very early preemies who face the greatest risk of death and lifelong health problems. But even being born a few weeks early can lead to breathing problems, jaundice and learning or behavioral delays.

Among the risk factors:

_Lack of prenatal care to be sure the mother-to-be is adequately nourished and getting proper care for pregnancy-harming conditions such as diabetes, high blood pressure or infections.

_Smoking and alcohol use.

_Pregnancy before age 16 and after 35, or pregnancies spaced too closely, less than two years apart.

_Carrying twins or more.

_In wealthy nations, early elective inductions and cesarean sections.

Sunday's report is believed the first region-by-region estimate of prematurity, but it undercounts the problem by examining only singleton births to mostly healthy women, Howson said. As a result, it estimates 480,000 preemies are born in the U.S. and Canada each year when more precise U.S. government figures put that total at more than half a million in this country alone.

Whatever the precise number, the point is to increase research into the problem and note the simple steps to lessen preventable risks today, Howson said.

"What leads to a healthy outcome or adverse outcome are factors that begin far before that third trimester," he said, stressing care for infections and chronic conditions, better diet and family planning so the mom-to-be is healthier before she conceives. "We as an international community must think more upstream."

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The bible god has NEVER VERIFIABLY healed a single amputee
or open bleeding wound.
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Re: The christers god is a nowhere joke of a god. 13 million babies born prematurely every year.
The chirsturd cult god watches idly as millions of little babies starve to death every year too.

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hummbird

There seem to be a few people around here who are on the Mock Now - Pay Later Plan. I don't recommend it, the paybacks a real bitch. This Was Your Life!...

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Zec 12:3 And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.
Psa 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, [and] all the nations that forget God.
Jer 6:2 I have likened the daughter of Zion to a comely and delicate [woman].
STOCK UP NOW. You should have at least 6 months worth of basics for every member of your household. Stay away from crowds when trouble starts, do not forget water storage, tobacco is worth more than gold or silver, and be kind to hungry children.
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Millions more sinless little babies are born deformend and diseased every year. The christurds god sits and watches with both thumbs up his a$$.
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Millions of sick and dying christurds fill hospitals worldwide. The chirsturd cult's turd god is a totally useless turdly god.
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OP, your problem is with man's sin, not God.

Open your eyes and ask for the truth and you will get it, don't and you're in a whole bunch of trouble.

Read the bible, if you reject it still then that's between you and God. If you don't reject it then you'll see the error of your thread.

Good luck!!
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Failed logic, OP.

You hope to show that God doesn't exist due to the presence of "bad" things.

By your own logic, He does exist due to the presence of "good" things.

The use of an intellectually inspired and solidly structured argument might yield better results.
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:hummbird:

There seem to be a few people around here who are on the Mock Now - Pay Later Plan. I don't recommend it, the paybacks a real bitch. This Was Your Life!...

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christurd cultist love to make empty threats about their make believe dog turd bag of brown dump god fugger.

Truth is, their bag of brown dump god fugger has exacrtly zero power. It can't even fart.

It's just a garbage bag god.
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:humm2:

It seems to me that the OP is actually controlled by a devil. EVIL EYES!...

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Zec 12:3 And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.
Psa 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, [and] all the nations that forget God.
Jer 6:2 I have likened the daughter of Zion to a comely and delicate [woman].
STOCK UP NOW. You should have at least 6 months worth of basics for every member of your household. Stay away from crowds when trouble starts, do not forget water storage, tobacco is worth more than gold or silver, and be kind to hungry children.
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OP, your problem is with man's sin, not God.

Open your eyes and ask for the truth and you will get it, don't and you're in a whole bunch of trouble.

Read the bible, if you reject it still then that's between you and God. If you don't reject it then you'll see the error of your thread.

Good luck!!
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No I don't have any problems.

I have read the bible. It's pig vomit.

I just like to point out to you mindless christurds that your cult's turd god is a 100 per cent imaginary turdly god fugger.

I enjoy making fun of your dumper monkey faced god fugger.

I have been stomping his little dik into the mud for 30 plus years.

Your dumper god isn't there. It's pure garbage.
Zippoooooooooooooooo

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Millions more sinless little babies are born deformend and diseased every year. The christurds god sits and watches with both thumbs up his a$$.
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My friend it is the the greedy billionires sitting on their asses (God made them and you what they and you are) what are you doing with your gifts that God gave you other than cursing the God that gave you the freedom and the right to curse him? However he also left instructions on what to do to get out of this mess. The way out is through Christ and God. I know you hate it but you will one day accept it and even preach the Good News to others!

May Jesus the Christ and God the Father of All Creation Bless You!

PS - We have plenty for all, no one receives without it being pre-aproved (even crime), so don't call God cheap or a Killer. You are barking up the wrong tree!
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I bet the OP believed in God before something bad happened in his/her life and then blamed God for it. He/she sounds very angry.
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Failed logic, OP.

You hope to show that God doesn't exist due to the presence of "bad" things.

By your own logic, He does exist due to the presence of "good" things.

The use of an intellectually inspired and solidly structured argument might yield better results.
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heh.

I don't HOPE to show anything.

I know for a fact that your humpty dumpty, goof ball, toad humping, god fugger doesn't exist..... Period.

Your crappy, smelly bible, claims that your slime ball evil god fugger slaughterd millions of little babies, fetuses, and ripped pregnant women open for the fun of it.

None of those fetuses or little babies ever even sinned, much less made fun of your cleft palet, hair lipped, club footed, scabby a$$ed, flea bitten dump god, like I have been doing for more than thirty years.

If your turdly turd god actually existed, it wouold have sliced me up more than thirty years ago.

Your sack of brown dump god, is simply smelly stinky trash. It's garbage.
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Don't waste your breath people. All this person has is insults toward innocent people, to make themselves look better then they truly are. They are not interested in hearing the truth, that they are the one's to blame, for their immorality. They are the one's who bring disease and death upon humanity. They are the culture of evil that keeps peace from ever materializing. The most you can expect from them, is insults and attacks toward innocents. If you call them on their evil, they will resort to violence or hysteria. Watch closely, as their level of insults toward innocent people increases to hysteria, until they start to make threats.
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Your just a garbage bag OP with that lame logic in order to justify your anger.
Try some love OP, or are you too scared for that as well?
Waiting for God perhaps to ease the pain?
What are you a baby yourself?
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Failed logic, OP.

You hope to show that God doesn't exist due to the presence of "bad" things.

By your own logic, He does exist due to the presence of "good" things.

The use of an intellectually inspired and solidly structured argument might yield better results.







heh.

I don't HOPE to show anything.

I know for a fact that your humpty dumpty, goof ball, toad humping, god fugger doesn't exist..... Period.

Your crappy, smelly bible, claims that your slime ball evil god fugger slaughterd millions of little babies, fetuses, and ripped pregnant women open for the fun of it.

None of those fetuses or little babies ever even sinned, much less made fun of your cleft palet, hair lipped, club footed, scabby a$$ed, flea bitten dump god, like I have been doing for more than thirty years.

If your turdly turd god actually existed, it wouold have sliced me up more than thirty years ago.

Your sack of brown dump god, is simply smelly stinky trash. It's garbage.
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You're an angry man. Calm down.
"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as His father, in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter." - Thomas Jefferson

"During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity; in both, superstition, bigotry, and persecution." - James Madison

"The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity." - John Adams

"Religious controversies are always productive of more acrimony and irreconcilable hatreds than those which spring from any other cause. I had hoped that liberal and enlightened thought would have reconciled the Christians so that their religious fights would not endanger the peace of Society." - George Washington

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OP, your problem is with man's sin, not God.

Open your eyes and ask for the truth and you will get it, don't and you're in a whole bunch of trouble.

Read the bible, if you reject it still then that's between you and God. If you don't reject it then you'll see the error of your thread.

Good luck!!
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I think he has read it, as he's posted verses many times before.
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And anyone should listen to the loud mouth, loose lipped, vulgar, OP, why? Because he likes attention and likes to call a God that he thinks is imaginary anyway, names?

Seriously, OP. You sound like an angry 5 year old!
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OP's is perhaps the best example of God's forebearance, His mercy and His lovingkindness,

still giving his hard heart time and opportunity to repent of his foolish pride and insulting ways.
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Failed logic, OP.

You hope to show that God doesn't exist due to the presence of "bad" things.

By your own logic, He does exist due to the presence of "good" things.

The use of an intellectually inspired and solidly structured argument might yield better results.







heh.

I don't HOPE to show anything.

I know for a fact that your humpty dumpty, goof ball, toad humping, god fugger doesn't exist..... Period.

Your crappy, smelly bible, claims that your slime ball evil god fugger slaughterd millions of little babies, fetuses, and ripped pregnant women open for the fun of it.

None of those fetuses or little babies ever even sinned, much less made fun of your cleft palet, hair lipped, club footed, scabby a$$ed, flea bitten dump god, like I have been doing for more than thirty years.

If your turdly turd god actually existed, it wouold have sliced me up more than thirty years ago.

Your sack of brown dump god, is simply smelly stinky trash. It's garbage.
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Suuuuure ya do, OP.

That's alright. I suspected that you were quite incapable of better. You've proven me right. Thank you :-)

We'll play again when your infestation is inclusive of an entity with the intellectual prowess of that greater than a three year old mentally challenged orangutan.

Over and out.
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Failed logic, OP.

You hope to show that God doesn't exist due to the presence of "bad" things.

By your own logic, He does exist due to the presence of "good" things.

The use of an intellectually inspired and solidly structured argument might yield better results.
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Failed logic? I don't think so.

First of all, as the thread title clearly shows, OP is not attempting to prove God doesn't exist; rather he is trying to show that the Christian God of the Bible does not exist. These are two different things, although you cannot see it.

Second, it is your own logic that is flawed. It is true, as you say, that the the presence of "bad" things does not disprove God, and the presence of "good things does not prove it; however, this is not the issue. Christians describe their Biblical God as being all good, and OP has provided a legitimate argument to challenge the Christian assumption. He has effectively shown that the presence of "bad" things totally discredits the Christian concept of an all-good and caring Christ-God.

While some Christians would attempt to blame all "bad" things on sin or Satan; OP has given an example which excludes both traditional Christian excuses. The conditions which cause a premature birth are by definition pre-birth, which means that the affected child has not committed sin which would merit such a punishment. Nor can the child's condition be attributed to the sins of the parents since that would violate every notion of logic, common sense and fairness. Besides, punishing the child for the sins of the parents would also violate the express language of the Bible which says that a child shall not die (and presumably not suffer as well) for the sins of the parents.

The OP's argument is much deeper than you think, and perhaps you should think about it some more.

I will give you the last word.

PS: Five stars for you OP.
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Millions more sinless little babies are born deformend and diseased every year. The christurds god sits and watches with both thumbs up his a$$.
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Whats funny about watching your disturbed mind spewing foolish crap, is that you are showing the world that athiest Holy Spirit denying fools actually have nothing to hang their hat on.
Blaspheme on fool! You are the best evangelical tool there is.
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It's not that unusual to see people use this type of tactic hoping to get God's attention. Won't work because there is nothing for God to work with so he just ignores them.
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:hummbird:

There seem to be a few people around here who are on the Mock Now - Pay Later Plan. I don't recommend it, the paybacks a real bitch. This Was Your Life!...

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Get a new introduction already. The Payback's (yes, that's the RIGHT way to spell it), a real bitch you say? How do you know? Did you try it? If not, then STFU!!

"Nothing could add to the horror of hell, except the presence of its creator, God." Robert Ingersoll
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Millions more sinless little babies are born deformend and diseased every year. The christurds god sits and watches with both thumbs up his a$$.
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Who are you to judge what a soul needs or doesn't need for their eternal progression. I highly doubt that God the eternal Father enjoys his childrens sufferings but he knows of the eternal outcomes of those sufferings and that through them his children will gain more than they could ever imagine. So i advise you to worry about yourself and let our test run its course so we can move on to more glorious spheres once this mortal test is over. Remember we were told how mortality would be by a loving God before we came here so we had an idea of what it would be like and we rejoiced because we understood that upon its completion we would gain eternal life.
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OP, YOU BETTER KNOCK IT OFF! OUR JEBUS GETS OFFENDED WHEN PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF HIM, AND IF YOUR NOT GET SAVED, HE'S GONNA ATTACH JUMPER CABLES TO YOUR NIPPLES AND LAUGH WHILE YOUR SCREAMING!





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