So where should ttown and I go on our first date?

Just go on a road trip to visit the Georgia Guidestones.

That's "OK" :), Southwest Airlines is a Great carrier for weekend getaways. There are plenty of beaches here.

Did he tap that?

T'town.

I'd take her to one of those Charismatic churches that handle rattlesnakes; and as we were sitting in the pews, shouting down the Devil and receiving the blessings of the Lord, I would slyly reach over and fingerbang her poon under her dress. After which, I would slather her stank all over my face as if it were aftershave.

That right there is how you end up with Herpes on your face.

Hospice?

I've already got face herpes so it's all good.

naw bro, something creative but inexpensive that is personal so you can get to know her.

trust me

damn thats a blast from the past..
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pud lived in san francisco and couldnt get a date but supposedly made bank $$


he might have been a LARP



dont care but having a semi photographic memory has its pros and cons

You will probably end up in the morgue.

Don't forget that you have to pay for the babysitter. Plus tip.

A bottle of wine(for lube), cheap clean motel, TV and chill.

Porn might help, or just netflix.

With chicken AND wafles

Stop me if you've heard this one:

Drivin' down the highway, Highway 44
Ttown let a big one, and blew us out the door...

ttown is tinder nightmare...

Hawaii

In Tulsa? only one place.

The QuikTrip!

Last Edited by JustmeTX on 07/31/2021 04:59 PM

Trin's house. I am sure he would love to host your first date.

Let Her Drive..Show her YOU Care.

Straight to your Urologist for a Vasectomy.
(I Hear they can do it with a Local anesthesia. You guys can talk while the procedure is being done..)

Last Edited by JF Priest on 07/31/2021 05:07 PM

her butt hole....

Stick it in her butt...

Go to Hooters.

Then leave w/one of the waitresses

Done and done

God bless TTown. Hope she is okay after those tornados.

Don't stick in his butt.

Let's hope so.

Six pack and a mattress!

TACO JOHNS

She can choke to death on my 14 inch hammer.

back to 2009 from whence you came

dead thread bumptard strikes again