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The Jolly green giant is dead,Swine flu !

 
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Legendry actor Dennis Pearkleforn has passed away at the age of 87.
Although Pearkleforns name is little known to most Americans
he was a huge star in Europe.
His early acting career was very familiar to everyone in the United States in the 1960's when he was cast as the Jolly green giant in television commercials for Birdseye frozen food commercials.
Although he was famous and perfectly cast as the green giant,corporate heads objected to Pearkleforns "coming out of the closet" in the mid 1980's and Pearkleforns character was replaced by a cardboard cut-out that replaced his character with a shadow of the giant in most green giant commercials,and later with a cartoon based on Pearkleforn.
It is suspected that Pearkleforn died from complications from the h1n1 virus and may be the fifth person to die from swine flu in the Seattle area this month.
Mr Pearkleforn was a highly decorated veteran and recieved the medal of honor while serving with the marine corps during world war II.
Kent Blunder who was Pearkleforns oldest friend and a compatriot in the marine corps described the action that won Pearkleforn the medal of honor during the invasion of Iwo Jima
"Dennis just ran up on those Jap's and he was ripping their arms and legs off,he ate one guys head in one gulp,but we loved him,he was a hell of a guy and it was war,we didn't take no prisoners back then".
Pearkleforn had always been large, he was six foot tall by the age of four and grew to be eighteen feet before his nineteenth birthday , the tallest human in recorded history.
Rodger Bullfman, the mayor of Salmonwick has arranged for a US navy ship to carry Pearkleforns body out to sea for a traditional navy sea burial.
He will be sadly missed by his wife Doris,son Trevor and daughters Kathy and Eileen,and seven grandchildren.
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