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PREMATURE EJECTULATION sometimes can be funny...

 
Soaring Bear
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PREMATURE EJECTULATION sometimes can be funny...
Man Accidentally Pulls Eject Lever While Flying in Jet

Monday, November 02, 2009


A passenger enjoying a civilian joyride accidentally cut the trip short when he ejected himself from the plane after grabbing the eject lever while trying to brace himself.

The passenger, who was flying in a Pilatus PC-7 Mk II with an air force pilot friend, The Daily Mail reported.

He was instantly blasted 320-feet into the sky by the rocket-powered chair, before floating to the ground with an automatic parachute, the paper reported.

Air Force officers quickly deployed a helicopter to retrieve the passenger after his fall 80 miles south of Cape Town, South Africa.

The pilot of the craft, Captain Gerhard Lourens, is a long-time member of the Silver Falcons air force air display team, according to The Daily Mail.

[link to www.foxnews.com]

Last Edited by Soaring Bear on 11/04/2009 09:37 AM
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Re: PREMATURE EJECTULATION sometimes can be funny...
Damn you, I thought this was about Penile ejaculation.

Last Edited by Rocket Man on 11/03/2009 05:00 AM
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Re: PREMATURE EJECTULATION sometimes can be funny...
Damn you, I thought this was about Penile ejaculation.
 Quoting: Rocket Man

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not like I lied...
Nothing exists beyond the nonexistent eyes.
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Nothing to say good bye to, and no one to say it!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
if you falsely believe that you are not God,
then you live exclusively in the world of effects,
which is precisely the source of every problem on Earth,
this illusion of separation,
but if you know yourself to be God, then you live in the world of causes,
and God expresses only perfection.~friend, Jason D.
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11/03/2009 06:21 AM
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Re: PREMATURE EJECTULATION sometimes can be funny...
since when is ejection called ejaculation?
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Re: PREMATURE EJECTULATION sometimes can be funny...
since when is ejection called ejaculation?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 296013

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Nothing exists beyond the nonexistent eyes.
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Nothing to say good bye to, and no one to say it!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
if you falsely believe that you are not God,
then you live exclusively in the world of effects,
which is precisely the source of every problem on Earth,
this illusion of separation,
but if you know yourself to be God, then you live in the world of causes,
and God expresses only perfection.~friend, Jason D.
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11/04/2009 09:42 AM
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Re: PREMATURE EJECTULATION sometimes can be funny...
accidentally my ass... that's just what I would tell them after I did it.
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11/04/2009 09:54 AM
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Re: PREMATURE EJECTULATION sometimes can be funny...
accidentally my ass... that's just what I would tell them after I did it.
 Quoting: Dreamer

I feel sorry for the pilot flying the rest of the flight without canopy, in the jet...

Last Edited by Soaring Bear on 11/04/2009 11:18 AM
Nothing exists beyond the nonexistent eyes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nothing to say good bye to, and no one to say it!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
if you falsely believe that you are not God,
then you live exclusively in the world of effects,
which is precisely the source of every problem on Earth,
this illusion of separation,
but if you know yourself to be God, then you live in the world of causes,
and God expresses only perfection.~friend, Jason D.





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