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NASA IS LEAVING TODAY AS MOON GETS CLOSER TO IMPACT
[link to www.nasa.gov]
Today is the big day of the space shuttle launch.
What they do not tell you, is that NASA is using this launch to escape, just like I told you.

Last month, NASA has nuked the moon; on the 20th of November, the moon will destroy the earth.

Pandemics, Floods, Fireballs, Earthquakes, it's all happening, just like I told you... NASA is leaving, just like I said..

READ THIS ARTICLE [link to ourstrangeplanet.com]

The moon is 238,857 miles away from earth, traveling at a speed of 54,912 miles per day.
23,8857 / 54,912 = 4.34981425 days.
It takes the moon 29.53-27.32 days to orbit the earth going at that speed.
Now we work out the orbit:
29.53 - 27.32 = 2.21
4.34981425 * 2.21 * 30% = 9.91308949
4.34981425 * 9.91308949 = 43.1200979
NASA nuked the moon on 10/08/2009
The moon will crash on 11/20/2009
This is a duration of 43 days.
The date is November 20th, 2009.

People all over are dreaming about this event, they've been dreaming about this event.

People need to wake up and stop watching football, and see what's going on right in front of their faces!
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Today is the big day of the space shuttle launch.
What they do not tell you, is that NASA is using this launch to escape, just like I told you.

Last month, NASA has nuked the moon; on the 20th of November, the moon will destroy the earth.

Pandemics, Floods, Fireballs, Earthquakes, it's all happening, just like I told you... NASA is leaving, just like I said..

 Quoting: Pleeb



NASA is using the shuttle launch to escape?

They can fit a maximum of what, 7 adults on the shuttle?

You must think NASA is a very small organization.


Please explain to me how NASA can 'escape' on one shuttle that holds 7 people?


Seriously. Explain your words, please.
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uuuuh..suurre. an where pray tell are the they going?
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Today is the big day of the space shuttle launch.
What they do not tell you, is that NASA is using this launch to escape, just like I told you.

Last month, NASA has nuked the moon; on the 20th of November, the moon will destroy the earth.

Pandemics, Floods, Fireballs, Earthquakes, it's all happening, just like I told you... NASA is leaving, just like I said..




NASA is using the shuttle launch to escape?

They can fit a maximum of what, 7 adults on the shuttle?

You must think NASA is a very small organization.


Please explain to me how NASA can 'escape' on one shuttle that holds 7 people?


Seriously. Explain your words, please.
 Quoting: what? 819788

There are only 25 seats on a school bus, but that doesn't mean they can't cram more people in.

Not everyone in NASA are going to leave, just the elite; the ones in charge, the important people, the people NASA feels can seed the earth into a new age once we are wiped out.
They are the ones in there; the shuttle can hold 7 people, but can hold an 8th if they need to. If all of our genes can be traced to two people, then 8-10 can seed New Earth.
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uuuuh..suurre. an where pray tell are the they going?
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They are going to the International Space Station, where they will take control of it, and remain in there until the earth is safe to go back down.
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Ted Twietmeyer is an idiot!

It wasn't a "bomb", and nothing "exploded" to cause an equal and opposite reaction.
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Dunno about that pleeb but thanks for the reminder, time to turn on the live feed popcorn
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uuuuh..suurre. an where pray tell are the they going?

They are going to the International Space Station, where they will take control of it, and remain in there until the earth is safe to go back down.
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You do understand how small the spacestation really is for living purposes?..to cram 25 or more people on it wouldb near to impossible without some serious consequences and not to mention that they need the Earth for supplies..

And the mot important part of all...if something happen to the moon, like crashin into the Earth or whatever, it would definitey effect the ISS, like bad, like in gone..dont yu think?
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Can we get a retraction on the 21st when it doesnt happen?

Or some kind of INSANE story about how the shuttle with its moon beams moved the moon back into orbit, from a LOW EARTH ORBIT...?

Or are you still working on the retraction?
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op, i read that whole article. although i do agree that the moon is likely hollow, how did the date of 11/20 come about?
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uuuuh..suurre. an where pray tell are the they going?

They are going to the International Space Station, where they will take control of it, and remain in there until the earth is safe to go back down.
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dumbassmeds So Moon destroys Earth, but everything in Earth`s orbit is unaffected? And not only that, but 4 days before the "impact", no one`s noticing the moon getting closer?
dumbassmeds
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[link to www.nasa.gov]
Today is the big day of the space shuttle launch.
What they do not tell you, is that NASA is using this launch to escape, just like I told you.

Last month, NASA has nuked the moon; on the 20th of November, the moon will destroy the earth.

Pandemics, Floods, Fireballs, Earthquakes, it's all happening, just like I told you... NASA is leaving, just like I said..

READ THIS ARTICLE [link to ourstrangeplanet.com]

The moon is 238,857 miles away from earth, traveling at a speed of 54,912 miles per day.
23,8857 / 54,912 = 4.34981425 days.
It takes the moon 29.53-27.32 days to orbit the earth going at that speed.
Now we work out the orbit:
29.53 - 27.32 = 2.21
4.34981425 * 2.21 * 30% = 9.91308949
4.34981425 * 9.91308949 = 43.1200979
NASA nuked the moon on 10/08/2009
The moon will crash on 11/20/2009
This is a duration of 43 days.
The date is November 20th, 2009.

People all over are dreaming about this event, they've been dreaming about this event.

People need to wake up and stop watching football, and see what's going on right in front of their faces!
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DUDE>>>>>>
back away from the bong......
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Today is the big day of the space shuttle launch.
What they do not tell you, is that NASA is using this launch to escape, just like I told you.

Last month, NASA has nuked the moon; on the 20th of November, the moon will destroy the earth.

Pandemics, Floods, Fireballs, Earthquakes, it's all happening, just like I told you... NASA is leaving, just like I said..




NASA is using the shuttle launch to escape?

They can fit a maximum of what, 7 adults on the shuttle?

You must think NASA is a very small organization.


Please explain to me how NASA can 'escape' on one shuttle that holds 7 people?


Seriously. Explain your words, please.

There are only 25 seats on a school bus, but that doesn't mean they can't cram more people in.

Not everyone in NASA are going to leave, just the elite; the ones in charge, the important people, the people NASA feels can seed the earth into a new age once we are wiped out.
They are the ones in there; the shuttle can hold 7 people, but can hold an 8th if they need to. If all of our genes can be traced to two people, then 8-10 can seed New Earth.
 Quoting: Pleeb


7 max in cockpit, but ffs use your heads, if they are using this shuttle to "escape" Earth don't you'd think they'd make use of the 50,000 lb payload capacity in the trunk?!?

All they would need to do is refit the cargo bay, they could hold quite a few people if they did that, and still have room for supplies... bet you wished you'd thought of that OP.
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OP - my 4yr knows more about physics than you do, same goes for common sense
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OP forgot to mention that several hundred NASA employees will be hanging onto the shuttle's wings.
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[link to www.nasa.gov]
Today is the big day of the space shuttle launch.
What they do not tell you, is that NASA is using this launch to escape, just like I told you.

Last month, NASA has nuked the moon; on the 20th of November, the moon will destroy the earth.

Pandemics, Floods, Fireballs, Earthquakes, it's all happening, just like I told you... NASA is leaving, just like I said..

READ THIS ARTICLE [link to ourstrangeplanet.com]

The moon is 238,857 miles away from earth, traveling at a speed of 54,912 miles per day.
23,8857 / 54,912 = 4.34981425 days.
It takes the moon 29.53-27.32 days to orbit the earth going at that speed.
Now we work out the orbit:
29.53 - 27.32 = 2.21
4.34981425 * 2.21 * 30% = 9.91308949
4.34981425 * 9.91308949 = 43.1200979
NASA nuked the moon on 10/08/2009
The moon will crash on 11/20/2009
This is a duration of 43 days.
The date is November 20th, 2009.

People all over are dreaming about this event, they've been dreaming about this event.

People need to wake up and stop watching football, and see what's going on right in front of their faces!
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YOU ARE A DUMB SHIT.
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uuuuh..suurre. an where pray tell are the they going?

They are going to the International Space Station, where they will take control of it, and remain in there until the earth is safe to go back down.
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Apparently you have a different definition of "destroy" than Webster.
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BLEEP YOUR NAME IS WRONG IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLEB MEANING FUCKING IDIOT, KEEP TAKING YOU MEDICATION YOU AMERICAN IDIOT. GOD NO WONDER ALL AMERICANS ARE STUPID IT'S BECAUSE THEY LISTEN TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU , YOU MORON bsmeter2 bsmeter2 bsmeter2 bsmeter2 bsmeter2 bsmeter2 bsmeter2 bsmeter2
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Today is the big day of the space shuttle launch.
What they do not tell you, is that NASA is using this launch to escape, just like I told you.

Last month, NASA has nuked the moon; on the 20th of November, the moon will destroy the earth.

Pandemics, Floods, Fireballs, Earthquakes, it's all happening, just like I told you... NASA is leaving, just like I said..




NASA is using the shuttle launch to escape?

They can fit a maximum of what, 7 adults on the shuttle?

You must think NASA is a very small organization.


Please explain to me how NASA can 'escape' on one shuttle that holds 7 people?


Seriously. Explain your words, please.
 Quoting: what? 819788
that's what i thought too. tho i know well nasa is up to some very high wankery concerning the shuttles, the space station, the moon shoot..well, everything they do. it's star wars for real out there. they elite are going to underground cities anyway.
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BLEEP YOUR NAME IS WRONG IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLEB MEANING FUCKING IDIOT, KEEP TAKING YOU MEDICATION YOU AMERICAN IDIOT. GOD NO WONDER ALL AMERICANS ARE STUPID IT'S BECAUSE THEY LISTEN TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU , YOU MORON bsmeter2
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What makes you think I'm listening to this fuckin nutjob..


You're just about as stupid as he is.. Shut the hell up assclown
Sleestackin' to the max.
GLP - We're all here because we're not all there.
If you seem to disagree with me.. That is okay. You may hang on to your beliefs.. While I kick YOUR FUCKING NIPPLES OFF!
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[link to www.nasa.gov]
Today is the big day of the space shuttle launch.
What they do not tell you, is that NASA is using this launch to escape, just like I told you.

Last month, NASA has nuked the moon; on the 20th of November, the moon will destroy the earth.

Pandemics, Floods, Fireballs, Earthquakes, it's all happening, just like I told you... NASA is leaving, just like I said..

READ THIS ARTICLE [link to ourstrangeplanet.com]

The moon is 238,857 miles away from earth, traveling at a speed of 54,912 miles per day.
23,8857 / 54,912 = 4.34981425 days.
It takes the moon 29.53-27.32 days to orbit the earth going at that speed.
Now we work out the orbit:
29.53 - 27.32 = 2.21
4.34981425 * 2.21 * 30% = 9.91308949
4.34981425 * 9.91308949 = 43.1200979
NASA nuked the moon on 10/08/2009
The moon will crash on 11/20/2009
This is a duration of 43 days.
The date is November 20th, 2009.

People all over are dreaming about this event, they've been dreaming about this event.

People need to wake up and stop watching football, and see what's going on right in front of their faces!
 Quoting: Pleeb


Nuh uh.... cuz they kin jest use thar time mochine. I dun seen it on tha tv back in da '60's. It wuz spinnin' like a tunnel and what not.

Them NASA'S iz plumb smart an' all.
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I hear ya, Shareef. What da hell wuz that teevee documentry called? Oh yeah, 'Time Toilet', thats it.
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Today is the big day of the space shuttle launch.
What they do not tell you, is that NASA is using this launch to escape, just like I told you.

Last month, NASA has nuked the moon; on the 20th of November, the moon will destroy the earth.

Pandemics, Floods, Fireballs, Earthquakes, it's all happening, just like I told you... NASA is leaving, just like I said..




NASA is using the shuttle launch to escape?

They can fit a maximum of what, 7 adults on the shuttle?

You must think NASA is a very small organization.


Please explain to me how NASA can 'escape' on one shuttle that holds 7 people?


Seriously. Explain your words, please.
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Dear Sir, I make the hooting laugh so loudly that squirting have occurred in my pantalones sir. It is almost of the fragrance of the spatterings of many goats because of your hmorous commentary. I must change pants on Wednesday so you have only minimally inconvenienced me Richard Pryor, the dark man of color and of laughing, was unable to overcome my sphincter tone with his humor but even so have you done this thing today. I offer the halamalakakalashuoopah salutory to you.
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[link to www.nasa.gov]
Today is the big day of the space shuttle launch.
What they do not tell you, is that NASA is using this launch to escape, just like I told you.

Last month, NASA has nuked the moon; on the 20th of November, the moon will destroy the earth.

Pandemics, Floods, Fireballs, Earthquakes, it's all happening, just like I told you... NASA is leaving, just like I said..

READ THIS ARTICLE [link to ourstrangeplanet.com]

The moon is 238,857 miles away from earth, traveling at a speed of 54,912 miles per day.
23,8857 / 54,912 = 4.34981425 days.
It takes the moon 29.53-27.32 days to orbit the earth going at that speed.
Now we work out the orbit:
29.53 - 27.32 = 2.21
4.34981425 * 2.21 * 30% = 9.91308949
4.34981425 * 9.91308949 = 43.1200979
NASA nuked the moon on 10/08/2009
The moon will crash on 11/20/2009
This is a duration of 43 days.
The date is November 20th, 2009.

People all over are dreaming about this event, they've been dreaming about this event.

People need to wake up and stop watching football, and see what's going on right in front of their faces!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

PIN THIS SHIT!
More fun than you really wanted.
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bsflag

As usual, when the 20th comes and goes, we'll get no apology for this crock of shit.
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BLEEP YOUR NAME IS WRONG IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLEB MEANING FUCKING IDIOT, KEEP TAKING YOU MEDICATION YOU AMERICAN IDIOT. GOD NO WONDER ALL AMERICANS ARE STUPID IT'S BECAUSE THEY LISTEN TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU , YOU MORON bsmeter2




What makes you think I'm listening to this fuckin nutjob..


You're just about as stupid as he is.. Shut the hell up assclown
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They went thru the star gate. Maybe if they are lucky they can tap Amanda Tappping or that newer , younger Alien type chick who looks Indian or maybe high yellow while they escape to Atlantis or whateve that fucked up city on another planet where albino-assed really uuuugly vampires fu*k with everybody. Gooood PLAN!!!
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BLEEP YOUR NAME IS WRONG IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLEB MEANING FUCKING IDIOT, KEEP TAKING YOU MEDICATION YOU AMERICAN IDIOT. GOD NO WONDER ALL AMERICANS ARE STUPID IT'S BECAUSE THEY LISTEN TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU , YOU MORON bsmeter2 bsmeter2 bsmeter2 bsmeter2 bsmeter2 bsmeter2 bsmeter2 bsmeter2
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your tin foil hat sprung a leak bro
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People need to wake up and stop watching football, and see what's going on right in front of their faces!
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your jokeing right? , it's only half time.





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