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Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?

 
theDtrain
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Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
So I'm coming home for break a little bit ago, and in my doorway, smack dab in the middle is an enormous spider(50 cent piece, I know not enormous but I hate them and always exaggerate) .

So not knowing what to do I try to get over my fear, yanno...Confront the problem head on. I leaned in closer to look at it, and at this point all the hair on my body is standing straight up and I'm started to get the jeebies.

Then I start thinking...how the hell am I getting into my apt? I know I should take my shoe off and slaughter the bitch, so I go to do so, and it starts to move. Now I'm a big guy...6'2 205lbs, not at all a pushover...but when this thing started to move I was more nimble on my feet than a tap dancer. I started swinging my shoe at it and it got stuck to that.

At this point I feel like the biggest wuss in the world and start to wonder if anyone had seen how girlie I was looking, so I attempted to muster some courage and pick up my shoe...with the spider alive and somewhere on it. I stomp the shit out of the shoe, pick it up, run inside with my tail tucked between my legs, and still haven't found the remains of its body.

My question is: Why the hell are spiders so terrifying to most people? What needs that many legs? And eyes?! EW.

Please share a similar story so I don't feel so much like a little girl.
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
ROFL!

Do you wear lacy panties too?
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
ROFL!

Do you wear lacy panties too?
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Haha, its my one and only real fear. At least I have the gall to admit it all
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
this won't help with not feeling like a girl...lol

My 16 yr old daughter was heading out the back door to school, and I heard blood curdling screams! I rushed over expecting blood and severed body parts, but alas was a spider that had made a web across the door.....she STILL won't use that door 2 months later!
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I'm afraid to kill spiders as I know the rest will come to avenge the dead!!
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
Sorry, I don't want you to feel like a "little girl", but I can handle spiders quite easily. I just gently pick them up and put them outside. You can use a glass to catch them. Put the glass over them, and then get a bit of card to place under the glass and put them outdoors. I was going to say they don't bite, but I have had a couple of little nips from one or two spiders.
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ROFL!

Do you wear lacy panties too?

Haha, its my one and only real fear. At least I have the gall to admit it all
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But you don't have the gall to confront it. Nor do you seem to have the intelligence to realize your fear as irrational, unnecessary and possibly annoying to those around you.

Sorry, I just don't understand irrational fears and have a hard time accepting them as anything but acceptance of gross weakness.
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
Sorry, I don't want you to feel like a "little girl", but I can handle spiders quite easily. I just gently pick them up and put them outside. You can use a glass to catch them. Put the glass over them, and then get a bit of card to place under the glass and put them outdoors. I was going to say they don't bite, but I have had a couple of little nips from one or two spiders.
 Quoting: *Jentle*

I came close to vomiting just now.
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
I used to let tarantulas crawl on me when I was a kid in Texas.

Gentle as a kitten they were.
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
Here's a documentary that hypothesizes on why people are afraid of spiders.

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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
ROFL!

Do you wear lacy panties too?

Haha, its my one and only real fear. At least I have the gall to admit it all


But you don't have the gall to confront it. Nor do you seem to have the intelligence to realize your fear as irrational, unnecessary and possibly annoying to those around you.

Sorry, I just don't understand irrational fears and have a hard time accepting them as anything but acceptance of gross weakness.
 Quoting: elbrian

you must be a severe Debbie Downer in real life
A. I realize it's irrational, but when the jeebies kick in, I don't care so much.
B. Annoying to whom? When my girlfriend spots them, I kill them...When I'm alone and they're in my way is when I can't stand it
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and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence."

We can never shed our sins and regrets, only accumulate more, a burden that we grow and carry until our deaths. The best we can do is learn to live with ourselves, to accommodate our pasts
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
this won't help with not feeling like a girl...lol

My 16 yr old daughter was heading out the back door to school, and I heard blood curdling screams! I rushed over expecting blood and severed body parts, but alas was a spider that had made a web across the door.....she STILL won't use that door 2 months later!
 Quoting: CRYSTAL in MATRIX

It's not all spiders with me, small ones are okay, it's just the big long-bodied ones that build funnel webs. I hate those things so much, it's hard for me to even whack 'em with a shoe, but I do, otherwise I'd have to move out of my apartment until they were found and killed. I have a totally insane friend who PICKS THEM UP IN HER HAND and sets them free (when everyone knows they will just run straight back inside, stupid cow).
Hate the things!
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
ROFL!

Do you wear lacy panties too?

Haha, its my one and only real fear. At least I have the gall to admit it all


But you don't have the gall to confront it. Nor do you seem to have the intelligence to realize your fear as irrational, unnecessary and possibly annoying to those around you.

Sorry, I just don't understand irrational fears and have a hard time accepting them as anything but acceptance of gross weakness.

you must be a severe Debbie Downer in real life
A. I realize it's irrational, but when the jeebies kick in, I don't care so much.
B. Annoying to whom? When my girlfriend spots them, I kill them...When I'm alone and they're in my way is when I can't stand it
 Quoting: theDtrain


But the fear is not rational... I can understand not touching spiders, because they are gross-looking... but to fear them is to accept a huge weakness and flaw in your character.

You said you kill them for your girlfriend- so you're probably not as afraid of them as I pictured... when you said you feared them, I'm picturing a grown man jumping onto chairs, screaming, cause there's a spider in the house lol.

Whatever- it's your life. I just don't understand irrational fears.
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
uhoh Me? Afraid of s-s-s-spiders? Heck no. I'm not afraid of s-s-spiders.
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
i am a lost soul so when i see spiders in my house it makes me happy. one time i ate one though. then my eyes got all dilated.
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
Haha, no I do not jump on furniture. That would be ridiculous. I try to act tough in front of the girl...even though she knows the fear I have

It was a large Wolf Spider

And to the poster who's friends plays with them..WHAT!? ew.
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
i am a lost soul so when i see spiders in my house it makes me happy. one time i ate one though. then my eyes got all dilated.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 791031


lol
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
Don't worry OP, I understand how you feel. Whenever I see one, I don't jump up or whatever, I just freeze up.
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
ROFL!

Do you wear lacy panties too?

Haha, its my one and only real fear. At least I have the gall to admit it all


But you don't have the gall to confront it. Nor do you seem to have the intelligence to realize your fear as irrational, unnecessary and possibly annoying to those around you.

Sorry, I just don't understand irrational fears and have a hard time accepting them as anything but acceptance of gross weakness.

you must be a severe Debbie Downer in real life
A. I realize it's irrational, but when the jeebies kick in, I don't care so much.
B. Annoying to whom? When my girlfriend spots them, I kill them...When I'm alone and they're in my way is when I can't stand it


But the fear is not rational... I can understand not touching spiders, because they are gross-looking... but to fear them is to accept a huge weakness and flaw in your character.

You said you kill them for your girlfriend- so you're probably not as afraid of them as I pictured... when you said you feared them, I'm picturing a grown man jumping onto chairs, screaming, cause there's a spider in the house lol.

Whatever- it's your life. I just don't understand irrational fears.
 Quoting: elbrian


so an irrational fear is a flaw in character? isnt it these differences that define our character? if we all felt the same way and had the same fears the world would be so bland. and who said its irrational? could be a fear due to a prior circumstance, or perhaps the spider is poisonous hence not respecting it could lead to your own harm. i understand your point, but you sound a little harsh.

this is what happened last time i picked up a spider...

fngrsct
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
If you KILL a spider, it will rain within 48 hrs.
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
i am a lost soul so when i see spiders in my house it makes me happy. one time i ate one though. then my eyes got all dilated.


lol
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haha, i ate a small one for money once
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
Small spiders scare the shit out of me. Big spiders dont bother me at all.
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
You should be afraid OP.

Google - brown recluse bite.
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
Here is another video about curing arachnophobia with a guy who is afraid of spiders.

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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
so an irrational fear is a flaw in character? isnt it these differences that define our character? if we all felt the same way and had the same fears the world would be so bland. and who said its irrational? could be a fear due to a prior circumstance, or perhaps the spider is poisonous hence not respecting it could lead to your own harm. i understand your point, but you sound a little harsh.

this is what happened last time i picked up a spider...

fngrsct
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman

Agreed..

And tell me that is not true haha.

I think it's b/c my brother used to terrorize me by throwing them at me and telling me if they bit me I'd die...Of course I know better now, but still.
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
You should be afraid OP.

Google - brown recluse bite.
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Camel spiders would be worse to see...I've researched this fear before, so I've seen(via internet) the biggest baddest mofo's so to speak
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
Always remember - spiders are our friends and allies. The insects are the real enemy, and our friends the spiders kill and eat many insects.

I've been telling my wife this for about 25 years. In the last one or two she's gotten to the point where she will tolerate them, but that's about it.
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
The cure for arachnophobia is to have a large tarantula or bird spider crawl on your arm.
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
I love spiders. They eat the other annoying bugs.

Snapped this pic about a month ago on the side of my garage. All those black fuzzy bits around her are the remains of her previous dinners.

nanaspid
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
I think it's b/c my brother used to terrorize me by throwing them at me and telling me if they bit me I'd die...Of course I know better now, but still.
 Quoting: theDtrain


My fear is because my sister. She had really long hair when we were kids, our bedroom was right next to a crawl space and always had a ton of spiders. My sister would wait until I was asleep then would get move her hair across my face and arms until I woke up, she would then laugh and say "the spiders are going to get you".
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Re: Does anyone else have a tremendous fear of spiders?
I love spiders. They eat the other annoying bugs.

Snapped this pic about a month ago on the side of my garage. All those black fuzzy bits around her are the remains of her previous dinners.

nanaspid
 Quoting: Evil Twin

WTF slamburger
Facts are stubborn things;
and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence."

We can never shed our sins and regrets, only accumulate more, a burden that we grow and carry until our deaths. The best we can do is learn to live with ourselves, to accommodate our pasts





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