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Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf

 
coolhandluke74
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Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
Yep it is true, during sex the female alien will let loose a loud scream that will damage your ears for life..
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12/14/2009 04:59 AM
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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
NOoooooooo!!
thinking of something cool to say...
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Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
classic NOooooooo! wasn't that cool guys?
thinking of something cool to say...
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12/14/2009 05:01 AM
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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
It sucks as they do it while the probe is in your ass.

That way your disorientated.
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12/14/2009 05:02 AM
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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
WILL YOU PLEASE TYPE LOUDER.

I can't hear, so if you are deaf as a kid does that say a alien had its way with you? Can Aliens be perverts, The anal probing was just a gay alien!
coolhandluke74  (OP)

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12/14/2009 05:03 AM
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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
It sucks as they do it while the probe is in your ass.

That way your disorientated.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 585003

jerkit
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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
Yep it is true, during sex the female alien will let loose a loud scream that will damage your ears for life..
 Quoting: coolhandluke74


Could you speak up please - I am a little hard of hearing!
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12/14/2009 05:08 AM
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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
Yep it is true, during sex the female alien will let loose a loud scream that will damage your ears for life..


Could you speak up please - I am a little hard of hearing!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 840615

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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
It sucks as they do it while the probe is in your ass.

That way your disorientated.

jerkit
 Quoting: coolhandluke74

Ya I know not much better than your lame ass post.

But it was better.
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12/14/2009 05:16 AM

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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
It sucks as they do it while the probe is in your ass.

That way your disorientated.

jerkit

Ya I know not much better than your lame ass post.

But it was better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 585003

:nanarub:
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
coolhandluke74  (OP)

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12/14/2009 05:17 AM
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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
It sucks as they do it while the probe is in your ass.

That way your disorientated.

jerkit

Ya I know not much better than your lame ass post.

But it was better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 585003


Ah but you did comment on my lame ass post, and yes it is lame but kinda funny...
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12/14/2009 05:38 AM
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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
classic NOooooooo! wasn't that cool guys?
 Quoting: SilverSwami

You suck
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12/14/2009 05:41 AM
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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
Yep it is true, during sex the female alien will let loose a loud scream that will damage your ears for life..
 Quoting: coolhandluke74


You seem to be under a strange delusion that there is only one kind of alien in the universe.

Methinks you are repressing childhood memories of your uncle Fisty
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12/14/2009 05:44 AM

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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
Yep it is true, during sex the female alien will let loose a loud scream that will damage your ears for life..


You seem to be under a strange delusion that there is only one kind of alien in the universe.

Methinks you are repressing childhood memories of your uncle Fisty
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 840628

ok now that's just gross. come on dude
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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12/14/2009 05:45 AM
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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
id still bang the alien :5:
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12/14/2009 05:48 AM
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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
Yep it is true, during sex the female alien will let loose a loud scream that will damage your ears for life..


You seem to be under a strange delusion that there is only one kind of alien in the universe.

Methinks you are repressing childhood memories of your uncle Fisty

ok now that's just gross. come on dude
 Quoting: Only Me


My appologies
Didn't mean to offend the lovely ladies

But hey, you're a vet here MO this aint the worst you've seen
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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
Yep it is true, during sex the female alien will let loose a loud scream that will damage your ears for life..


You seem to be under a strange delusion that there is only one kind of alien in the universe.

Methinks you are repressing childhood memories of your uncle Fisty

ok now that's just gross. come on dude


My appologies
Didn't mean to offend the lovely ladies

But hey, you're a vet here MO this aint the worst you've seen
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 840628


OM not MO. sorry
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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
Yep it is true, during sex the female alien will let loose a loud scream that will damage your ears for life..


You seem to be under a strange delusion that there is only one kind of alien in the universe.

Methinks you are repressing childhood memories of your uncle Fisty

ok now that's just gross. come on dude


My appologies
Didn't mean to offend the lovely ladies

But hey, you're a vet here MO this aint the worst you've seen


OM not MO. sorry
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 840628

lol! no definitely not the worst. not be a longshot.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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12/14/2009 06:02 AM
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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
What !!


Speak up i can't hear ya...
Are You Prepared ?
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12/14/2009 06:10 AM
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Re: Breaking news, Sex with a alien can cause you to go deaf
What !!


Speak up i can't hear ya...
 Quoting: SHTFMilitia.com


I said: SAVE SOME PAYOTE FOR THE REST OF US AND STOP VIOLATING OUR SOFA!!





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