BREAKING!! TIGER WOODS LINKED TO BRITNEY MURPHY

Reports circulating around the Kremlin today suggest Tiger Woods and Britney Murphy were having an affair. Tiger Woods, also known as Kunya Muhammed was a double agent for the KGB and had extensive training at a militant training camp in northern Pakistan.

Tiger Woods traveled to Los Angeles last night with long time friend Andre Agassi. Eye witnesses, including Simon Monjack, say Woods and Agassi sped away from the scene in a white Ford Bronco.

EMTs boarded Britney Murphy's plane which arrived from Puerto Rico. Murphy thought it was due to an asthma attack, but EMTs thought it could be more serious.

No warrant has been issued as of now but Kremlin officials expect charges to follow the autopsy.

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