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How many of you know about my SECRET?

 
Bruce
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12/25/2009 11:46 AM
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How many of you know about my SECRET?
I was just wondering...I have a huge secret, the details of which I keep to myself. How many of you know what it is?

Even though true, I cannot say anything and even if I did you wouldn't/couldn't believe it.

I do know that many of you know but you aren't permitted, by the people who told you the secret, to say anything to me about my secret.

HOW my secret is revealed is of apparent strategic importance and some are hoping that I reveal my secret in the incorrect manner. But I don't reveal it, and even though you know it, you can't say anything about it, but can only wait, impatiently, hoping that I'll say something.

When I reveal the secret it could shatter the foundations of the world and cause it's collapse. The longer I hold to the secret and say nothing, people stroke out and die from heart attacks.

What the hell do you know about what I am talking about and when did you know it?
contact
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12/25/2009 11:48 AM
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we'll have to go through a bit more deductive reasoning.

first question.. are you an "extraterrestrial?"
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2009 11:50 AM
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OK, maybe that was too bold. You don't have to answer, or you can answer that later.

Next question.. Are you from France, or have you ever BEEN to France?
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2009 11:51 AM
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Spielberg told me in a docu
You are a lawyer
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2009 11:52 AM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
More people dieing because of your secret?

Well, you have a big responsibility on your shoulders. Honestly i don't believe a word in what you say though, so you can keep your secret bleep bleep bleep.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/25/2009 11:54 AM
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OK, maybe that was too bold. You don't have to answer, or you can answer that later.

Next question.. Are you from France, or have you ever BEEN to France?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 844231


I have never been to France, but until I was eight years old I assumed that the whole world WAS France. Some of my Fathers have been associated with France.
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2009 11:57 AM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
You have an ingrown hair that is dangerously close to your brain.
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2009 11:57 AM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
Who the fuck are you anyway?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/25/2009 12:01 PM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
More people dieing because of your secret?

Well, you have a big responsibility on your shoulders. Honestly i don't believe a word in what you say though, so you can keep your secret bleep bleep bleep.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 748580


Hundreds of thousands of people are dying because of my secret. Many more will die because of it in the future. However, I don't have a hand in this at all. Apparently they are dying because they've agreed to.

I will keep it, the Secret that is. Honestly, I don't believe it sometimes...its just too weird. I am far too sane to actually reveal and hope for good things. Revealing it can only cause more death and destruction on top of what is already happening and will continue to happen. Hundreds of Millions could die; this secret is more powerful than any atomic bomb.

I just wanted to find out what you know, if anything...I am just curious. Besides...because of my Secret I cannot live a full life during times such as these and I get bored...conspiracy forums are by far the best outlet for me.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/25/2009 12:01 PM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
Who the fuck are you anyway?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 848821


I'm Bruce. I revealed that earlier.
Freeman of the land

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12/25/2009 12:04 PM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
I to have a secret ,,something i learnt 10 years ago ,,sad isn't it when you can't share your secret to make the changes needed ,,,,,,,,
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2009 12:04 PM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
Let me guess..your a fool.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/25/2009 12:05 PM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
You have an ingrown hair that is dangerously close to your brain.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 848902


That could be...I do get ingrown hair's from time to time. I don't think I've liberated them all.

However, I am not insane...I once told my wife that insanity wouldn't be bad, I could collect my social security and spend my time planting a garden. But the Social Security Administration would probably deny my disability claim even if I insisted that my Secret was so incredible.

Apparently, when you find a way to gain from what's is supposed to hurt you people don't want you to. People are so confused as to what they want.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/25/2009 12:06 PM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
I to have a secret ,,something i learnt 10 years ago ,,sad isn't it when you can't share your secret to make the changes needed ,,,,,,,,
 Quoting: Freeman of the land


It is...you just have to sit around and do nothing because of all of the irrational responses revealing your secret would provoke.
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2009 12:07 PM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
I was just wondering...I have a huge secret, the details of which I keep to myself. How many of you know what it is?

Even though true, I cannot say anything and even if I did you wouldn't/couldn't believe it.

I do know that many of you know but you aren't permitted, by the people who told you the secret, to say anything to me about my secret.

HOW my secret is revealed is of apparent strategic importance and some are hoping that I reveal my secret in the incorrect manner. But I don't reveal it, and even though you know it, you can't say anything about it, but can only wait, impatiently, hoping that I'll say something.

When I reveal the secret it could shatter the foundations of the world and cause it's collapse. The longer I hold to the secret and say nothing, people stroke out and die from heart attacks.

What the hell do you know about what I am talking about and when did you know it?
 Quoting: Bruce 844626

You're BATMAN!
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2009 12:07 PM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
Who the fuck are you anyway?


I'm Bruce. I revealed that earlier.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 844626


I'm Bruce too...
What about that?


Actually I'm not, but it makes the point.
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2009 12:07 PM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
you're gay?
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2009 12:08 PM
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you're gay?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 764070


beat me to it
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/25/2009 12:08 PM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
Let me guess..your a fool.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808006


I am not a fool, but many people believe otherwise...coincidently those people make up the bulk of the people lying in mass graves and morgues all around the world.

Many others that think I am a fool tend to consider the explosives laden suicide vest an important part of their wardrobes.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/25/2009 12:10 PM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
you're gay?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 764070


I am not gay, but again many of the dead and soon to be dead would like for that to be the case. I am prodigiously heterosexual and women don't easily forget me...my Fathers would respond similiarly.
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12/25/2009 12:11 PM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
Thinkin' ya need some meds, Bruce.
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2009 12:11 PM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
I to have a secret ,,something i learnt 10 years ago ,,sad isn't it when you can't share your secret to make the changes needed ,,,,,,,,


It is...you just have to sit around and do nothing because of all of the irrational responses revealing your secret would provoke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 844626

stfu
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2009 12:11 PM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
Yea, and my daddy can beat up your daddy, but I can't reveal who my daddy is because you all would think I was insane. Geesh...don't you people ever give up? I mean, the mature thing (if you do have an important secret) is to put up or SHUT UP. One can only assume from your posts you are as full of sh** as my septic tank.
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2009 12:12 PM
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GOoF
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12/25/2009 12:13 PM
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And mentally challenged can post on GLP as well.
Domino

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12/25/2009 12:14 PM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
Yea, and my daddy can beat up your daddy, but I can't reveal who my daddy is because you all would think I was insane. Geesh...don't you people ever give up? I mean, the mature thing (if you do have an important secret) is to put up or SHUT UP. One can only assume from your posts you are as full of sh** as my septic tank.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 773494

exactly
We all deserve the Truth, not just a small portion of it.
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2009 12:14 PM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
I was just wondering...I have a huge secret, the details of which I keep to myself. How many of you know what it is?

Even though true, I cannot say anything and even if I did you wouldn't/couldn't believe it.

I do know that many of you know but you aren't permitted, by the people who told you the secret, to say anything to me about my secret.

HOW my secret is revealed is of apparent strategic importance and some are hoping that I reveal my secret in the incorrect manner. But I don't reveal it, and even though you know it, you can't say anything about it, but can only wait, impatiently, hoping that I'll say something.

When I reveal the secret it could shatter the foundations of the world and cause it's collapse. The longer I hold to the secret and say nothing, people stroke out and die from heart attacks.

What the hell do you know about what I am talking about and when did you know it?
 Quoting: Bruce 844626


Bruce,

I know the secret you refer to. I hold it sacred so tptb do not seek out my friends, relatives and friends of friends and relatives of relatives and their pets.

The secret is grand and mysterious, as you well know. I cannot divulge how I learned of this secret because it would endanger the lives of many innocent fictional characters such as you, Bwoose.

Heart ailments and strokes are very common now due to certain facts that I cannot reveal except to those that don't want to know.

This secret is sacred sacchrine succatash of Sudan. Otherwise known as Fwang Ulo Barra Alum Rostro. (FUBAR).

I watch and wait for the one that asks for a second helping.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/25/2009 12:15 PM
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that's it...the usual responses. not much effort at all put into them. just irrational anger focused on someone who'd like you to save your lives.


I do put up...how do you think Saddam Hussein ended up with a rope around his neck all of the sudden?

I'll be putting up a lot over the next couple of months as well. Just wanted to see what it is you all know.

Nothing apparently.
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2009 12:17 PM
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Mogs?
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12/25/2009 12:21 PM
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Bruce, it's a slippery slope you are on. Hold your tongue. I know the secret.... and would suggest you are digging yourself a hole here.... Go in peace while you can, my son.

Idol1
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12/25/2009 12:23 PM
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Re: How many of you know about my SECRET?
that's it...the usual responses. not much effort at all put into them. just irrational anger focused on someone who'd like you to save your lives.


I do put up...how do you think Saddam Hussein ended up with a rope around his neck all of the sudden?

I'll be putting up a lot over the next couple of months as well. Just wanted to see what it is you all know.

Nothing apparently.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 844626


Yes, exactly. I know what you mean. The secret is great. Long live the secret. The secret of the Rope of Saddam (SOROS), that is a top secret secret which my pet shall not be assasasaasssanated over. nor under.

I bear the truth with a heavy heart and await further developments. Perhaps it is now time to reveal the next acronym of secret secrets. Here it is for you that do not wish to know. Only you can know this.

(EMFOYH) electromagnetic field on your head





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