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... THEY can check for explosives in every bodily orifice.....but:UPDATE of the UPDATE

 
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... THEY can check for explosives in every bodily orifice.....but:UPDATE of the UPDATE
... Let's state the obvious. They can install the most sophisticated machinery. They can X-ray our boxers, they can check for explosives in every bodily orifice, but we're still not going to be safe; it's not only people's bodies but their backgrounds, their nationalities, and especially their eyes.

Israel has the most secure airport in the world. I cannot imagine for a moment that a man with nitroglycerine in his undies would ever have made it on an Israeli plane. And why? Because they would have asked him some simple, direct questions with the purpose of studying his reactions. You're from Nigeria. You're going to the US. Why? How long are you staying? What is your purpose? And where is your return ticket? All along they would be scrutinizing not his bodily bulges but his twitches. What Israel excels at is not even ethnic profiling so much as psychological profiling.

But how can we ever hope to study people's suspicious behavior when Transportation Security Administration agents are wasting their precious time on the most innocent of passengers who don't fit any kind of terrorist profile? On the way to Chicago last week, my 11-year-old daughter's backpack somehow merited secondary screening. For 10 minutes a TSA agent performed about seven explosive swab tests on every knickknack a young girl might carry onto a plane. Her reading books seemed to be of particular interest. I could only roll my eyes and pray for patience. While this went on, approximately 50 adults passed through without any secondary screening because my 11-year-old occupied the agent's rapt attention. Could this have gotten any more ridiculous?

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Re: ... THEY can check for explosives in every bodily orifice.....but:UPDATE of the UPDATE
can the backscatter machine find condoms full of powders in uranus?
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can the backscatter machine find condoms full of powders in uranus?
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lol...inside there, seems everything is possible.
Some days ago, Colombian drug smugglers (women)were caught at the airport and sent to an institution for a deep inside worth millions cleaning.....they swallowed the cocaine...
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01/05/2010 06:12 PM
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Hi there, Lovely One...)

hf


Your logic exceeds the mental capacity of those within the Obama administration...)))
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01/05/2010 06:14 PM
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Re: ... THEY can check for explosives in every bodily orifice.....but:UPDATE of the UPDATE
we used to use trained sniffer dogs...

shoe-bomber? underwear-bomber?

where were the fucking dogs?
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Re: ... THEY can check for explosives in every bodily orifice.....but:UPDATE of the UPDATE
As I said before, my only issue with this is that it can cause unnecessary suffering for people with certain personality disorders (Autistic Spectrum Disorder, Social Anxiety Disorder, etc.). Those sort of people give off completely different signals than most people, and could come up as false positives on psychological screening.
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01/05/2010 06:15 PM
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Yes, we all know Israel's airports are safe because of the tyrannical abuse of people OUTSIDE of the airports, LONG before one gets there. Talk about intrusion. Talk about giving up freedom.

Soviet Russia also had safe airports, folks! Same fucking cause and reason.
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Hi there, Lovely One...)

hf


Your logic exceeds the mental capacity of those within the Obama administration...)))
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A tree's logic exceeds... yeah.

But the OP is right, and that story made it sound like the TSA is stupid beyond belief (but hey, I've seen particularly stupid government agents, so I can see it happening).

Governments are being increasingly retarded (yes, retarded) and it will only get worse.

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Re: ... THEY can check for explosives in every bodily orifice.....but:UPDATE of the UPDATE
...but..... so much for carrying weed in your undies!
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Re: ... THEY can check for explosives in every bodily orifice.....but:UPDATE of the UPDATE
we used to use trained sniffer dogs...

shoe-bomber? underwear-bomber?

where were the fucking dogs?
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is what I said.
Let the dogs out!!
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01/06/2010 12:09 AM
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Re: ... THEY can check for explosives in every bodily orifice.....but:UPDATE of the UPDATE
As I said before, my only issue with this is that it can cause unnecessary suffering for people with certain personality disorders (Autistic Spectrum Disorder, Social Anxiety Disorder, etc.). Those sort of people give off completely different signals than most people, and could come up as false positives on psychological screening.
 Quoting: lime flavoured

oh well.

too bad.

it is that exact thought process that will doom us.
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Obviously the best way to check for internal explosive devices is to take each passenger to a secure area, and detonate a small explosive charge on them, if they have explosives there will be a very big bang instead of a little one. Tah Dah!

5a
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Re: ... THEY can check for explosives in every bodily orifice.....but:UPDATE of the UPDATE
we used to use trained sniffer dogs...

shoe-bomber? underwear-bomber?

where were the fucking dogs?
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They are still out there.
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Re: ... THEY can check for explosives in every bodily orifice.....but:UPDATE of the UPDATE
Israeli security officers at all airports, that's the way to go.
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Re: ... THEY can check for explosives in every bodily orifice.....but:UPDATE of the UPDATE
Obviously the best way to check for internal explosive devices is to take each passenger to a secure area, and detonate a small explosive charge on them, if they have explosives there will be a very big bang instead of a little one. Tah Dah!

5a
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lol....foolproof...
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Re: ... THEY can check for explosives in every bodily orifice.....but:UPDATE of the UPDATE
we used to use trained sniffer dogs...

shoe-bomber? underwear-bomber?

where were the fucking dogs?

They are still out there.
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I told them to let them in now, no worries...
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01/06/2010 12:19 AM
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twat bombs

but yes profiling does work despite some woo-woo-lib bleeding heart sensitivities
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01/06/2010 12:29 AM
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So not only must we be scanned, but we should be butt sniffed by dogs.
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01/06/2010 12:36 AM
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So not only must we be scanned, but we should be butt sniffed by dogs.
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Anal bleach will fix that!

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01/06/2010 08:33 AM
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Re: ... THEY can check for explosives in every bodily orifice.....but:UPDATE of the UPDATE
As I said before, my only issue with this is that it can cause unnecessary suffering for people with certain personality disorders (Autistic Spectrum Disorder, Social Anxiety Disorder, etc.). Those sort of people give off completely different signals than most people, and could come up as false positives on psychological screening.

oh well.

too bad.

it is that exact thought process that will doom us.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 809904


So you're fine with innocent people being basically banned from flying because of them having personality disorders?
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Re: ... THEY can check for explosives in every bodily orifice.....but:UPDATE of the UPDATE
Yes, we all know Israel's airports are safe because of the tyrannical abuse of people OUTSIDE of the airports, LONG before one gets there. Talk about intrusion. Talk about giving up freedom.

Soviet Russia also had safe airports, folks! Same fucking cause and reason.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 857577


gasp

In Israel, the terrorists RUN the airports.
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01/06/2010 08:42 AM
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PREDISENT OBAMA PLEASE SaVE US FROM THE DICKBOMBERS!!!!!!1
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Re: ... THEY can check for explosives in every bodily orifice.....but:UPDATE of the UPDATE
... Let's state the obvious. They can install the most sophisticated machinery. They can X-ray our boxers, they can check for explosives in every bodily orifice, but we're still not going to be safe; it's not only people's bodies but their backgrounds, their nationalities, and especially their eyes.

Israel has the most secure airport in the world. I cannot imagine for a moment that a man with nitroglycerine in his undies would ever have made it on an Israeli plane. And why? Because they would have asked him some simple, direct questions with the purpose of studying his reactions. You're from Nigeria. You're going to the US. Why? How long are you staying? What is your purpose? And where is your return ticket? All along they would be scrutinizing not his bodily bulges but his twitches. What Israel excels at is not even ethnic profiling so much as psychological profiling.

But how can we ever hope to study people's suspicious behavior when Transportation Security Administration agents are wasting their precious time on the most innocent of passengers who don't fit any kind of terrorist profile? On the way to Chicago last week, my 11-year-old daughter's backpack somehow merited secondary screening. For 10 minutes a TSA agent performed about seven explosive swab tests on every knickknack a young girl might carry onto a plane. Her reading books seemed to be of particular interest. I could only roll my eyes and pray for patience. While this went on, approximately 50 adults passed through without any secondary screening because my 11-year-old occupied the agent's rapt attention. Could this have gotten any more ridiculous?

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The NTSB doesn't care about explosives, just making the lives of average Americans as frickin' miserable as possible.
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Re: ... THEY can check for explosives in every bodily orifice.....but:UPDATE of the UPDATE
... Let's state the obvious. They can install the most sophisticated machinery. They can X-ray our boxers, they can check for explosives in every bodily orifice, but we're still not going to be safe; it's not only people's bodies but their backgrounds, their nationalities, and especially their eyes.

Israel has the most secure airport in the world. I cannot imagine for a moment that a man with nitroglycerine in his undies would ever have made it on an Israeli plane. And why? Because they would have asked him some simple, direct questions with the purpose of studying his reactions. You're from Nigeria. You're going to the US. Why? How long are you staying? What is your purpose? And where is your return ticket? All along they would be scrutinizing not his bodily bulges but his twitches. What Israel excels at is not even ethnic profiling so much as psychological profiling.

But how can we ever hope to study people's suspicious behavior when Transportation Security Administration agents are wasting their precious time on the most innocent of passengers who don't fit any kind of terrorist profile? On the way to Chicago last week, my 11-year-old daughter's backpack somehow merited secondary screening. For 10 minutes a TSA agent performed about seven explosive swab tests on every knickknack a young girl might carry onto a plane. Her reading books seemed to be of particular interest. I could only roll my eyes and pray for patience. While this went on, approximately 50 adults passed through without any secondary screening because my 11-year-old occupied the agent's rapt attention. Could this have gotten any more ridiculous?

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can the backscatter machine find condoms full of powders in uranus?
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The answer to that is YES. It will show up as Off Color in the colon area. A shitload of Metamucil will do the same thing. In either case, the passenger will be denied entry to the safe area of the airport (The area where the passengers have already been cleared.)
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So how many perverts will line up after rubbing gunpowder up and down the ass?
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A couple of DD breast implants would take out ANYTHING....undetectable, even if you squeeze 'em!

Just sayin'....
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... Let's state the obvious. They can install the most sophisticated machinery. They can X-ray our boxers, they can check for explosives in every bodily orifice, but we're still not going to be safe; it's not only people's bodies but their backgrounds, their nationalities, and especially their eyes.

Israel has the most secure airport in the world. I cannot imagine for a moment that a man with nitroglycerine in his undies would ever have made it on an Israeli plane. And why? Because they would have asked him some simple, direct questions with the purpose of studying his reactions. You're from Nigeria. You're going to the US. Why? How long are you staying? What is your purpose? And where is your return ticket? All along they would be scrutinizing not his bodily bulges but his twitches. What Israel excels at is not even ethnic profiling so much as psychological profiling.

But how can we ever hope to study people's suspicious behavior when Transportation Security Administration agents are wasting their precious time on the most innocent of passengers who don't fit any kind of terrorist profile? On the way to Chicago last week, my 11-year-old daughter's backpack somehow merited secondary screening. For 10 minutes a TSA agent performed about seven explosive swab tests on every knickknack a young girl might carry onto a plane. Her reading books seemed to be of particular interest. I could only roll my eyes and pray for patience. While this went on, approximately 50 adults passed through without any secondary screening because my 11-year-old occupied the agent's rapt attention. Could this have gotten any more ridiculous?

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hello glove?!?!?!?

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So how many perverts will line up after rubbing gunpowder up and down the ass?
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chuckle...O...M...G!
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A couple of DD breast implants would take out ANYTHING....undetectable, even if you squeeze 'em!

Just sayin'....
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a little flash...flash....ooops...you didnt get me!





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