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Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder

 
Dick O'Tool
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01/08/2010 09:26 AM
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Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder
A man who got his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder, after doctors in casualty could not free his genitals from their metal trap.

Medics at Southampton General Hospital struggled to get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe, because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become erect.

Instead, they resorted called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

The fire crew turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help, in what a spokesman understatedly described as a 'delicate operation'.

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch industrial metal grinder to cut the pipe from around the anaesthetised man's penis.

The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day.

The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis, after he presented himself at the hospital's Accident & Emergency department on Tuesday morning. He was said to be 'quite concerned and anxious'.

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: 'It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.

'It's certainly an unusual call-out, and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.'

Watch manager Greg Garrett from the Redbridge fire station told the Southampton daily Echo: 'I’ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It’s not a daily occurrence.'
[link to www.metro.co.uk]
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01/08/2010 09:27 AM
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Re: Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder
Man, how sick are people?
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01/08/2010 09:28 AM
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Re: Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder
he should have bought a fleshlight
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01/08/2010 09:29 AM
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Re: Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder
Should have used a good lube....
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01/08/2010 09:29 AM
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Re: Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder
"The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis"


trust me chief..........they know.
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01/08/2010 09:30 AM
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Re: Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder
lucky fucker

thrill going in, thrill coming out.
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01/08/2010 09:31 AM
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Re: Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder
For cripe's sake!!!

The title of this alone made me cringe. No way am I reading the rest...

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01/08/2010 09:31 AM
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Re: Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder
3 or 4 times in 17 years?

shit!

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01/08/2010 09:31 AM
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Re: Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder
USE SOME VASELINE NEXT TIME. I do.
If you tolerate this your children will be next.
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01/08/2010 09:32 AM
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Re: Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder
"The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis"


trust me chief..........they know.
 Quoting: Fletch

1rof1
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Re: Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder
'Medics at Southampton General Hospital struggled to get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe, because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become erect.'

1rof1
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01/08/2010 09:34 AM
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Re: Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder
he should have bought a fleshlight
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 848207


+1
dookie stain
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01/08/2010 09:39 AM
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Re: Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder
No grinder needed....just show the guy this pic.....instant derection....


hillary
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01/08/2010 10:18 AM
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Re: Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder
No grinder needed....just show the guy this pic.....instant derection....


hillary
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ouch.. I think you gave me premature menopause





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