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Cat Summoned For Jury Duty...And So It Begins!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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Cat Summoned For Jury Duty...And So It Begins!!!
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BOSTON -- Duty calls for an East Boston resident.

Someone is getting called for jury duty...but it's no human.

A family is trying to figure out how their pet cat was summonsed for jury duty.

“I said, Sal, what’s this? You know, I don’t believe it I was shocked,” said Guy Esposito, Sal’s owner.

Sal’s owners, Guy and Anna Esposito, think they may know the source of the mix up: Sal really is a member of the family, so on the last Census form, Anna Esposito listed him under “pets”.

“I just wrote ‘Sal Esposito’, scratched out the ‘dog,’ and wrote, ‘cat,’” said Anna.

Anna filed for Sal’s disqualification of service. However, the jury commissioner was unmoved and denied the request.

Sal’s service date at Suffolk Superior Court is set for March 23. Anna said that if the issue isn’t cleared up by then, she will simply have to bring the cat to court.

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Dr Doom

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01/10/2010 11:37 AM
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Re: Cat Summoned For Jury Duty...And So It Begins!!!
Next will be compulsory cat education.


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XPMarksthe

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01/10/2010 11:38 AM
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She'd better show up, at least with a good excuse of why she can't serve.

They get real testy about these things..

Last Edited by XPMarksthe on 01/10/2010 11:41 AM
XXP .

Get to the point, then shut up..
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01/10/2010 11:39 AM

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Re: Cat Summoned For Jury Duty...And So It Begins!!!
The defense would excuse him if the case had to do with a cat burglar.
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01/10/2010 11:58 AM
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Re: Cat Summoned For Jury Duty...And So It Begins!!!
i'm sure there is some claws somewhere that will exempt it from jury duty.
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01/10/2010 12:04 PM
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Re: Cat Summoned For Jury Duty...And So It Begins!!!
it certainly gives one paws for thought!
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01/10/2010 12:05 PM

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i'm sure there is some claws somewhere that will exempt it from jury duty.
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chuckle
If not he should fight it tooth and nail.
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01/10/2010 12:07 PM
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Re: Cat Summoned For Jury Duty...And So It Begins!!!
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Dr Doom

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01/10/2010 12:27 PM
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The defense would excuse him if the case had to do with a cat burglar.

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Or a littering offense.


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01/10/2010 12:29 PM
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Re: Cat Summoned For Jury Duty...And So It Begins!!!
The defense would excuse him if the case had to do with a cat burglar.




Or a littering offense.


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rofl
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01/10/2010 12:31 PM
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Re: Cat Summoned For Jury Duty...And So It Begins!!!
I'd prefer a jury box full of cats, wouldn't you?
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01/10/2010 12:31 PM

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Jury doody.
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Re: Cat Summoned For Jury Duty...And So It Begins!!!
She'd better show up, at least with a good excuse of why she can't serve.

They get real testy about these things..
 Quoting: XPMarksthe



Cats get testy too. What if the cat is in a piss mood and doesn't want to do anything but poop in a potted plant? Then what? Contempt? On the cat's part?
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01/10/2010 12:44 PM
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Re: Cat Summoned For Jury Duty...And So It Begins!!!
it certainly gives one paws for thought!
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lmao




Could be a real cat-astrophe..
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01/10/2010 12:54 PM
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Re: Cat Summoned For Jury Duty...And So It Begins!!!
The court will not allow the cat to enter since it is not a service animal. The cat will then be held in contempt of court.
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01/10/2010 12:57 PM
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Re: Cat Summoned For Jury Duty...And So It Begins!!!
<---can jury members serve if they have

a misdemeanor charge for catnip possession

on criminal record?

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