here's a transcript from a "caller" to the fake radio station "Chatterbox" in Grand Theft Auto 3. Sorry I couldn't find audio of this(it's freaking hilarious!) but this should do (it's about toothpaste, that why it's relevant!) :

Caller: "Don't mock me! I know where you work! You're just like all the
rest!"
Lazlow: "How's that?"
Caller: "Word is evil dude. And toothpaste, they use it to control us.
Why do you think all the commercials tell you to brush twice a
day? I..I've read books!"
Lazlow: "And what book have you been reading that tells you that
toothpaste is evil?"
Caller: "Dentures, the Devil, and the Great Cavity Cover-up, by Jay
Phillip Higgenbottom. If you'd seen what I'd seen, and if you've
heard what I've heard, you'd never brush your teeth again!"
Lazlow: "I suppose you're one of those people that says diet soda makes
you go crazy in later life..."
Caller: "I told you before man, don't mock me! My taxes pay your salary,
you pansy!"
Lazlow: "Sssir, er, this is a commercial radio-station owned by Love
Media. Advertising revenue pays my salary. And on that note,
it's been two full minutes since a commercial, but I'd like to
say, if anyone else is stressed, might I recommend Equinox from
Zaibatsu Pharmaceuticals...we'll be back after these important
messages..."

Here's the rest of the transcript, if you wanna laugh!

[link to www.gamefaqs.com]