How to give my retired hippy dad weed?

just get caught smoking up and ask them if they want a hit.

or leave some out and catch them smoking and ask for a hit.

If you are under 18, they are trying to use you as a drug mule.

Leave him seeds.

charge them double

Just your regular sack and take a gram out it for him. Leave it on his dresser or in a pair of his jeans. See if he says anything.

Geez, spot that NARC.

If he's a stoner he'll think he left it there earlier

Thats the perfect plan, how could it not work?

thanks MAAAAAN

helpp break out a big cigar of it and light it! Take a puff or two and leave it with them... they were just being parents then!

1)'paraphernalia full of resin' -everyday stoner speak
2)cant' spell simple or use correct words (do over due)
3)types complex sentences, with punctuation.


those are my spots

I quit weed 19 years ago when my daughter was born cuz I ain't no fuckin' hypoctrate. I didn't want her to smoke it.
Since then I've learned smoking weed is a losers past time.
Ya spend years smoking day in and day out chasing that first buzz.
Don't lie to yer self...it's an addiction.It clouds yer mind and helps you make bad choices.
In my 48 years on earth I've done more and achieved more in the last 19 years then I did in my first 29.
I got custody of my kids cuz the ex couldn't put the bong down.
So what does it all mean?
I woke up.
I finally enjoyed life.
I got my kids.
I own a really nice house in the woods
I have a good job I actually enjoy.
I have a milf for a fiance and a best friend.
I honestly feel if weed was still in my life I wouldn't have what I have.