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Secret Chronicals of the Anus Vampires...My battle with Darkness

 
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The term butt pirate is not a coincidence...it is a synchronistic allusion to the fact that A) Pirates rape and pillage stealing booty... B) That the butt contains the ultimate energy treasure to vampire luciferian occultists aka the anus...from which they believe they can extract life energy and thus attain immortality, of course their version of immortality also includes the concept of dieing to be born...i explore this concept further in secrets of impure world resurrection thread...

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However besides impure resurrection the anus is a complex subject...

Before I begin my tale of fighting one such Anal Vampire recently from which i nearly died, I would like to elaborate further on the anus... you see the anus is a stargate, it shape is that of a spiral from wich universal energy flows...thus the anus is known to occultists as the eye of horus but also being Malkuth...its no surprise it represents the inverse of the breath of life (Keter) which comes from the mouth...

Thus if the anus is a stargate it is only logical that it must be forced open...penetrated to provide passage for demonic energy entities aka jinn...some of which are reptilian shapeshifters, doglike entities, and spirit orbs. These attach to the root solar and sacral chakras and can manipulate their hosts once they enter the vessel through the backdoor...hence why the pracitce of sodomy was strictly forbidden in the ancient world...today it is the most common practice and thus many who are with us now are not fully human...

So then the mystery of 69 as a sexual practice and its synchornistic resonance to the below image

[link to www.mortesubita.org]

is none other than the formula of the darkest and most powerful form of pyshic vampirism...for if one were to suck the life out of another person through the anus it would no doubt be called a rim job...

With That I begin my tale...last weekend I battled personally a demonically possessed hooker...to make a long story short I needed to fulfill my needs lol and had to make due of course even a spiritual person is human we all fall short... and so a sinful thought nearly led to my downfall...

It was when we arrived at the motel that this woman had a strange request...she wanted to give me a rim job...i suddenly became conscious of the danger...i was a fool to not have seen the demon in her...but i saw it after she made the request the hint of greenish yellow in her eyes eerily reptilianish..

I immediately said forget no sex no deal, I even offered to pay her rate for wasting her time h...and began to walk out the motel door...when she stood in front of the door and said in low demonic voice...your spiritual energy is especially delicious I wont let you escape!...her face began to shapeshift her mouth becoming something like this except with alot more tentacles

[link to farm1.static.flickr.com]

I having seen various demonic possessions before in my line of work...was amazed...this was no ordinary psychic vampire...it was purely an anal sucking probing type...dare i say she had a principality of darkness from of old in her...no doubt a cthulu like entity it was but a pale image of the true horror within her..

I was in trouble...without my esoteric tools or a circle prepared I was trapped with a free reigning demon in that small motel room miles away from any form of help...she didnt give me time to think lunging at me...luckily i reacted out of instinct and pulled out my compact mirror i carry with me to ward off regular vampires that come to close... instantly she saw her hideous soul and began to shriek in a strange language so dark i dare not utter the words...no doubt curses i didnt have time to consider what they meant...i was already running to my car...it didnt give up the chase though

When i got into my car i tried to start it but it wouldnt...i knew that the electro magnetic interference generated from this demonic entity was not going to let me leave... i began to visualize a grounding line attached to my car to ground all the negative neergy...i was lucky it worked in time...and hit the gas...but it stil didnt give up

I witnessed then something that has not been seen since simon magus took flight...this bitch began to fly after me in my car and i was doing at least 90 already... i knew i was fucked in my desperation to escape all of my esoteric knowledge of how to contain demons was blanked...this was not normal to experience fear...but then again this was not a normal possession no doubt i was dealing with one...a very ancient and dark entity...a moth suddenly hit my windshield...it was a harbinger of my death... the scene sort of looked like this...

[link to www.freewebs.com]

well anyways...it used some form of demonic magic to take control of my car and swerve me to a stop on the side of the road and suddenly dissapeard...having seen plenty of horror movies i knew it was trying to scare me to the point where my blood would be filled with toxic adrenaline so it could feed... i took the time to draw the 5th Pentacle of Mars, which causes all demons to obey...it was a desperate attempt there was no garuntee that solomons magic would protect against the old ones...

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suddenly it appeared sitting behind me in the back seat smiling with its hideous continence...

"now your ass is mine!", it roared...

I didnt have time to turn around so i pointed to the rearview mirror holding up the seal...when its saw it i commanded the demon to return to the abyss where it came... shocked it sat still silently looking at me, its power was sealed...ill never forget what it said after

"to think one as you still exists in this world...i will have your energy...i will come back for you"...

it shrieked and faded out of my sight...

it hasnt come back yet but if it does im now ready for it...still i learned something important, the moment you show any sign of weakness and sin enters your heart you invite these creatures at your peril...

If i had to sum it up it was something like this :(

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Yes usually my thread attracts nwo shills...ive proven them wrong plenty of time...my threads make perfect sense alot of people see the synchronicity truth in them...your shillery does nothing to taint the overwhelming proof I present behind my teachings... youll have to do better than attack me...attack my argument if you can you know you dont stand a chance in a real debate.
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Superb!

This Lovecraft for the 21st century, updated with vileness and a gay twist!

scream

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Greek sailors ?
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Greek sailors ?
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Superb!

This Lovecraft for the 21st century, updated with vileness and a gay twist!

scream

pennywise

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Thank you...im a gifted writer lol...but my tales are not fiction there inspired by true events that happen... truth is stranger than fiction if this resonates with your soul its because you have seen the truth behind my writings!
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Superb!

This Lovecraft for the 21st century, updated with vileness and a gay twist!

scream

pennywise

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Thank you...im a gifted writer lol...but my tales are not fiction there inspired by true events that happen... truth is stranger than fiction if this resonates with your soul its because you have seen the truth behind my writings!
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Just one small niggle - it's "countenance", not "continence".
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Get to the part where you talk about anal sex already.
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You sir, should write a compendium or some such thing. I'd subscribe to your newsletter
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Its funny cuz its true...
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Get to the part where you talk about anal sex already.
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damned

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Get to the part where you talk about anal sex already.
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It never happened...first moment it was mentioned the red flag was raised in my mind...i think you missed the entire point of the occurence...the hooker didnt want money she wanted my spirit energy...she wanted to vampirize me through the anus...if you willingly do anal whoever is rimming yer ass is stealing your energy... 9 out of 10 times it is a psychic vampire. The result of this is rapid aging and loss of life force... and for gays the consequences are even worse anal leakage of life force and reversal of life energy leading to vomiting

When women asks to rim job you...there is no doubt they are anal vampires.
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careful now HWW, you might get hurt from the psychic vampires on glp. 1rof1
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and why are you always behind the rows? are you sucking some dude off or getting fucked in the ass??
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and why are you always behind the rows? are you sucking some dude off or getting fucked in the ass??
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Harsh!

1rof1
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Sir, I intend to translate your story for the big screen - with your blessing of course..
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careful now HWW, you might get hurt from the psychic vampires on glp. 1rof1
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vamps like trinity and his gang do not even register on my radar as something to worry about...there just used familiars, no doubt they are bottoms for their true masters...

what i encountered last weekend was the real deal...
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careful now HWW, you might get hurt from the psychic vampires on glp. 1rof1


vamps like trinity and his gang do not even register on my radar as something to worry about...there just used familiars, no doubt they are bottoms for their true masters...

what i encountered last weekend was the real deal...
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Perhaps, if you had bleached your anus(which seems to be the fashionable thing to do these days), this would have never happened?

lol
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Sir, I intend to translate your story for the big screen - with your blessing of course..
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lol plz do...if you make money though plzzz give me some im very poor...besides i could write you scripts for movies that would make you millions based on real truths...the masses would never understand lol... I only ask for a studio and a modest sum to live happily in the country... i do not need riches or fame i simply need peace :)
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and why are you always behind the rows? are you sucking some dude off or getting fucked in the ass??


Harsh!

1rof1
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You are reading something that is not there in my chose name i actually meant to be Malachi but i made a mistake...i thought the preacher was he who walks but then again on introspect they are one and the same unconsciously i saw the truth and didnt realize it...

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careful now HWW, you might get hurt from the psychic vampires on glp. 1rof1


vamps like trinity and his gang do not even register on my radar as something to worry about...there just used familiars, no doubt they are bottoms for their true masters...

what i encountered last weekend was the real deal...


Perhaps, if you had bleached your anus(which seems to be the fashionable thing to do these days), this would have never happened?

lol
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lol
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and why are you always behind the rows? are you sucking some dude off or getting fucked in the ass??


Harsh!

1rof1



You are reading something that is not there in my chose name i actually meant to be Malachi but i made a mistake...i thought the preacher was he who walks but then again on introspect they are one and the same unconsciously i saw the truth and didnt realize it...

[link to www.youtube.com]
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Er i mean Isaac.. sigh so many plots and twists i mix up the characters...

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Sir, I intend to translate your story for the big screen - with your blessing of course..



lol plz do...if you make money though plzzz give me some im very poor...besides i could write you scripts for movies that would make you millions based on real truths...the masses would never understand lol... I only ask for a studio and a modest sum to live happily in the country... i do not need riches or fame i simply need peace :)
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Please write more concerning your encounters with evil beings.

You have a talent that you should put to productive use!
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Sir, I intend to translate your story for the big screen - with your blessing of course..



lol plz do...if you make money though plzzz give me some im very poor...besides i could write you scripts for movies that would make you millions based on real truths...the masses would never understand lol... I only ask for a studio and a modest sum to live happily in the country... i do not need riches or fame i simply need peace :)
 Quoting: He Who Walks Behind the Rows 856266

contact me at [email protected]
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Sir, I intend to translate your story for the big screen - with your blessing of course..



lol plz do...if you make money though plzzz give me some im very poor...besides i could write you scripts for movies that would make you millions based on real truths...the masses would never understand lol... I only ask for a studio and a modest sum to live happily in the country... i do not need riches or fame i simply need peace :)

contact me at [email protected]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 830672


Lol i was joking... tell ya what go on ahead and use that script its a freebie...in truth if i put out all these secrets in film...then i would have the whole of hell after me... i dont want to be on the debils government hitlist besides holly wood is full of satanic druids...they wouldnt approve of their secrets being openly told in film...in fact i would advise you to use the script at your own peril lol this alone would bring the wrath of george lucas the biggest butt pirate of all and he would come for you...and who knows maybe try to find the one who inspired idea...eh maybe its not a good idea at all forget about it lol. Fact ive said to much already on glp...i didnt think this through enough.
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... the anus is a stargate...
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gives new meaning to the phrase 'straight from the bowels of Hell!' shitstream monster
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... the anus is a stargate...


gives new meaning to the phrase 'straight from the bowels of Hell!' shitstream monster
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omg lol another synchronicity pointing to the truth...magnificent observation...you are beginning to see!
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I'm gonna bleach my anus!

It's the only way to be sure.

pennywise
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... the anus is a stargate...


gives new meaning to the phrase 'straight from the bowels of Hell!' shitstream monster
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omg lol another synchronicity pointing to the truth...magnificent observation...you are beginning to see!
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+1

At least it's not the Lotus Foot 'Anal Prolapse' thread.





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