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If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?

 
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If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
Seriously folks, i am challenging this theory of evolution by natural selection.
Think about it. Think it through and what conclusion do you come to.

Ignoring all the smart ass jokes about my possible penis size that just occured to you as a reply, what do you think about hte theroy?
I have a slightly below average size if you really must know, but im only 5"6 tall. So what.
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01/27/2010 08:27 AM
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
Darwin versus 'love is blind"?
(No offense intended.)

Interesting.

Good post.
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01/27/2010 08:28 AM
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
You may have more going for you.
If women judged us solely on penis size, then you'd indeed expect penises to be quite large, until it hits a level where it is bad for our survival.

Like a penis that gets in the way of walking... imagine you try to run away from a lion, but you stumble over your penis.

Or you get an erection and you pass out because all the blood goes to the penis.

Sexual selection and natural selection sometimes bite each other.
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
Humans needed many abilites that didn't rely on dragging a dick along the ground.

That lil fucker can seriously get in the way when climbing trees or running through thorny bush
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
By that thinking why aint all women got large holes to make
child birth easier ?
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
Because a large cock is not needed in nature. Women don't just get prego by copulating with only large rodded guys. All that is needed is a simple transference of spunk. Large wangs may look awesome but they don't work so well!
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
Seriously folks, i am challenging this theory of evolution by natural selection.
Think about it. Think it through and what conclusion do you come to.

Ignoring all the smart ass jokes about my possible penis size that just occured to you as a reply, what do you think about hte theroy?
I have a slightly below average size if you really must know, but im only 5"6 tall. So what.
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You won't make your woman happy when she has a peek at that...
hillary
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
Better question: Why aren't all men tall, strong, handsome and virile heterosexuals, since that's who would be expected to propagate the species?
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01/27/2010 08:41 AM
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
Better question: Why aren't all men tall, strong, handsome and virile heterosexuals, since that's who would be expected to propagate the species?
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LOL...cause it's not legal to kill the weak and infirm. Natural selection in humans has been gone for quite awhile.
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
So are we conluding here that there is a misconception going on? that women in fact are not concerned with penis size, and its all some kind of hoax or scam to make men feel inadiquate?? Look if women supposedly have a prefferd size of 9 INCHES the i assure you due to natural selection that is what the average and majority of penis sizes would be.

Either women dont like large penises are Darwin was wrong. Decide.
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
Better question: Why aren't all men tall, strong, handsome and virile heterosexuals, since that's who would be expected to propagate the species?


LOL...cause it's not legal to kill the weak and infirm. Natural selection in humans has been gone for quite awhile.
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If you study ancient history you will discover that armys would always put their biggest strongest tallest men at the front of the battle lines during a war or battle, as a result of so many of these men dying during such times of war, the average human height went down significantlly.. It is now starting to recover quite a bit since modern weapons technology has came about.
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
i've always wondered if dudes with big schlongs have evolved that way to compensate for their relatively low sperm counts.

if you're genetically prone to have a high sperm count, there would be no need for a long schlong, right?
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
Better question: Why aren't all men tall, strong, handsome and virile heterosexuals, since that's who would be expected to propagate the species?


LOL...cause it's not legal to kill the weak and infirm. Natural selection in humans has been gone for quite awhile.

If you study ancient history you will discover that armys would always put their biggest strongest tallest men at the front of the battle lines during a war or battle, as a result of so many of these men dying during such times of war, the average human height went down significantlly.. It is now starting to recover quite a bit since modern weapons technology has came about.
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BS. They always put the grunts out front. Always have.
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
So are we conluding here that there is a misconception going on? that women in fact are not concerned with penis size, and its all some kind of hoax or scam to make men feel inadiquate?? Look if women supposedly have a prefferd size of 9 INCHES the i assure you due to natural selection that is what the average and majority of penis sizes would be.

Either women dont like large penises are Darwin was wrong. Decide.
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Natural selection is no longer taking place in the human species. No longer does the alpha male retain the best breeding women while the weak wither and die. Now some weaker specimen can have the best breeder with his wealth. Muscle and cunning has been replaced by money and power.
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
Better question: Why aren't all men tall, strong, handsome and virile heterosexuals, since that's who would be expected to propagate the species?


LOL...cause it's not legal to kill the weak and infirm. Natural selection in humans has been gone for quite awhile.
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Oh...I see. So it the NATURAL ORDER, the just STOPPED????

Is that what "science" teaches nowadays?
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
darwin was a jackal let loose by tptb upon an unsuspecting humanity. every single distorted perversion that he purported a reality was in fact a carefully scripted coup against the freedom loving people of this planet.

despite years of their attempts to bludgeon darwins satanic extremism into many hearts and minds, tptb failed as evidenced by the multitudes who question the jackals perverted take on his narrow reality.
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
Better question: Why aren't all men tall, strong, handsome and virile heterosexuals, since that's who would be expected to propagate the species?


LOL...cause it's not legal to kill the weak and infirm. Natural selection in humans has been gone for quite awhile.


Oh...I see. So it WAS the NATURAL ORDER, then it just STOPPED????

Is that what "science" teaches nowadays?
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fixed. need more coffee.
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
Big men don't necesarily have endurance. To survive in any difficult situation such as drought or other hardship you need wile and cunning. A large frame (not gross fat) also requires a big intake of food and water to keep it healthy, Tough wirery guys can endure a lot more hardship.
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
darwin was a jackal let loose by tptb upon an unsuspecting humanity. every single distorted perversion that he purported a reality was in fact a carefully scripted coup against the freedom loving people of this planet.

despite years of their attempts to bludgeon darwins satanic extremism into many hearts and minds, tptb failed as evidenced by the multitudes who question the jackals perverted take on his narrow reality.
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check out his freemasonic ties.
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?

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You do realize that's not ACTUAL footage, don't you?
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
A large penis doesn't help much in the dating game. I'm not showing it in a bar or anything.

It will only impress those girls that already got to the point of getting naked with you.
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
Better question: Why aren't all men tall, strong, handsome and virile heterosexuals, since that's who would be expected to propagate the species?


LOL...cause it's not legal to kill the weak and infirm. Natural selection in humans has been gone for quite awhile.
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dumb comment.
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You do realize that's not ACTUAL footage, don't you?
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No they dug up an ancient video camerea in Greece, the romans had many luxarys.
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
Damn-natural selection does work!
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
darwin was a jackal let loose by tptb upon an unsuspecting humanity. every single distorted perversion that he purported a reality was in fact a carefully scripted coup against the freedom loving people of this planet.

despite years of their attempts to bludgeon darwins satanic extremism into many hearts and minds, tptb failed as evidenced by the multitudes who question the jackals perverted take on his narrow reality.


check out his freemasonic ties.
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yep yep

.... the 'victors' may write history according to them, but the truth tends to bleed out of its confinement slowly but surely filling every gap, crevice, and space in the house of history until it has been purged of its infestation. keeping the truth hidden is like trying to shield a bulb and prevent its radiance from filling every corner of the dark room, good luck with that

slow, steady, and complete
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
My penis would be larger but I must have ground off three inches by now.
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
Hunters with long penises could not run as fast through the forest and therefore got eaten first.
remember...
You do not have to run faster than the lion,just faster than the other guy.

Also natural selection by woman,It ain't the meat its the motion.
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
OP - your theory would work if humans Kept harems, like bulls, or only the leader was permitted to breed as in wolf packs - but since there is a female for more or less every man - penis size doesn't matter much in the end - what women seem to preferentially select for is social dominance.
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
Penis size in primates, including humans, is based on the sperm competition a male faces. The more competition, the larger the penis and/or testicles.

Gorillas have a very small penis since they dominant male has no real competition for the females. Various monkeys that participate in frequent sex have males with testicles that are the size of grapefruits.

In humans, the average male penis size is based on the competition for mating with females. Where promiscuity is high, the average size is larger.
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Re: If the theory of Darwinian Natural Selection is correct. Why havent all men got a large penis?
By that thinking why aint all women got large holes to make
child birth easier ?
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Because evolution = bullshit.