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User ID: 866978 United States 02/10/2010 12:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant [ link to elearning.kctcs.edu] (ABC News) - A strange tale of oral sex, a knife fight and the most unlikely of pregnancies recently brought to light by the blogosphere has doctors touting the triumphant persistence of sperm. In 1988, a 15-year-old girl living in the small southern African nation of Lesotho came to local doctors with all the symptoms of a woman in labor. But the doctors were quickly puzzled because, upon examination, she didn't have a vagina. "Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple," so doctors delivered a healthy baby boy via cesarean, the authors wrote in a case report published in the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology. Her birth defect -- called Müllerian agenesis or Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser Syndrome -- didn't necessarily surprise doctors, but her pregnancy did. Even the 15-year-old girl could not believe she was pregnant. Yet by looking at her records the hospital staff realized the young woman was in the hospital 278 days earlier with a knife wound to her stomach. The average pregnancy lasts 280 days. After interviews, they gathered that "Just before she was stabbed in the abdomen she had practiced fellatio with her new boyfriend and was caught in the act by her former lover. The fight with knives ensued." The girl arrived at the hospital with an empty stomach -- and therefore with little stomach acid around -- and doctors found two holes from a stab wound that opened her stomach up to her abdominal cavity. The case report said doctors washed her stomach out with a salt solution and stitched her up. "A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract," the authors wrote. Infertility experts note the story, which resurfaced on a Discovery Magazine blog, is not only a testament to Murphy's Law, but one to arguably nature's most impressive swimmers: sperm. How Could Sperm Survive Those Conditions? "Here's an unbelievable set of coincidences," said Dr. Richard Paulson Head of the University of Southern California Fertility Program in Los Angeles. "But it's totally plausible." |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 884206 United States 02/10/2010 12:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant do not worry, within a week this gal will be lauded as the new virgin mary and the mother of the new Messiah
There is ALWAYS a logical reason for a seemingly virgin birth..sperm+egg=baby always. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 870202 United States 02/10/2010 12:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant best story i heard all week!!
(of course it's only wed.) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 872557 United States 02/10/2010 12:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant do not worry, within a week this gal will be lauded as the new virgin mary and the mother of the new Messiah
There is ALWAYS a logical reason for a seemingly virgin birth..sperm+egg=baby always.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 884206that |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8398 United States 02/10/2010 12:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant
Or so her dad tells her mom. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 564424 United States 02/10/2010 12:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant
do not worry, within a week this gal will be lauded as the new virgin mary and the mother of the new Messiah
There is ALWAYS a logical reason for a seemingly virgin birth..sperm+egg=baby always.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 884206Uh yeah, way to parrot the article. And then act like you've said something profound. You = Clown shoes |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 757190 United States 02/10/2010 12:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant I feel ill now. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 882117 United States 02/10/2010 12:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant Why is this pinned?
Why is this in the news? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 829503 Canada 02/10/2010 01:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant Sweet god why the fuck is this horse shit pinned? I saw this same thread last week already. Nobody with brains cares about this. Nice "find" moderators. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 648576 United States 02/10/2010 01:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant Only on fucking GLP... |
WooWooChic
User ID: 296954 United States 02/10/2010 01:14 PM
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Anonymous Coward 02/10/2010 01:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant Well that's pretty damn amazing for a multitude of reasons. |
Gradient Get over yourself
User ID: 862447 United States 02/10/2010 01:15 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant Ok.....wait what???? glptrainer(at)yahoo.com |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 839198 Australia 02/10/2010 01:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant Who cares about the cocksucking whore |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 887518 Canada 02/10/2010 01:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 673477 United States 02/10/2010 01:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant Ok.....wait what????
Quoting: Gradient+1 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 887527 Germany 02/10/2010 01:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 882294 United States 02/10/2010 01:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant do not worry, within a week this gal will be lauded as the new virgin mary and the mother of the new Messiah
There is ALWAYS a logical reason for a seemingly virgin birth..sperm+egg=baby always.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 884206well its been about 22 years past your one week guess. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 884206 United States 02/10/2010 01:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant do not worry, within a week this gal will be lauded as the new virgin mary and the mother of the new Messiah
There is ALWAYS a logical reason for a seemingly virgin birth..sperm+egg=baby always.
well its been about 22 years past your one week guess.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 882294shit..lrn2readdates still...unowhatimean. |
Jaclyn (OP)
User ID: 866978 United States 02/10/2010 01:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant Yay! My first pin. Screw the haters! |
Fr33z3y User ID: 884437 United States 02/10/2010 01:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant WOW! good thing she found a doctor or she woulda had a vagina er.. some kinda opening if she went into labor.. |
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User ID: 886598 Canada 02/10/2010 01:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant What I want to know is why the hell are two guys getting in a knife fight over a girl with NO VAGINA?!? |
Jaclyn (OP)
User ID: 866978 United States 02/10/2010 01:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant What I want to know is why the hell are two guys getting in a knife fight over a girl with NO VAGINA?!? Quoting: Exhibit ALMAO... good question.. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 788992 Canada 02/10/2010 01:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant She must have been a good sucka, causing two boys to knive fight, she should have stopped and moved out of the way before she got cut twice. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 887533 United States 02/10/2010 01:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant Wonder what snopes.com says? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 742855 United States 02/10/2010 01:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant So does this relate to the virgin Mary too? |
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Jaclyn (OP)
User ID: 866978 United States 02/10/2010 01:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant So does this relate to the virgin Mary too?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 742855I'm pretty sure the virgin Mary had a vagina, and didn't go around sucking everybody's dick! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 887394 United States 02/10/2010 01:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant Anyone else think glp is getting to be worse than the old tabloid "Weekly World News" ? lol |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 885795 United States 02/10/2010 01:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant |
ShadowFox
User ID: 887538 Malaysia 02/10/2010 01:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant Makes no sense, if she has no vagina how the fuck does she menstruate ? Those menstrual blood has to be cleared somewhere if the eggs are present and able to be fertilized. |
Gradient Get over yourself
User ID: 862447 United States 02/10/2010 01:31 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant So does this relate to the virgin Mary too?
I'm pretty sure the virgin Mary had a vagina, and didn't go around sucking everybody's dick!
Quoting: JaclynWow..... glptrainer(at)yahoo.com |
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