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Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant

 
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(ABC News) - A strange tale of oral sex, a knife fight and the most unlikely of pregnancies recently brought to light by the blogosphere has doctors touting the triumphant persistence of sperm.

In 1988, a 15-year-old girl living in the small southern African nation of Lesotho came to local doctors with all the symptoms of a woman in labor. But the doctors were quickly puzzled because, upon examination, she didn't have a vagina.
"Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple," so doctors delivered a healthy baby boy via cesarean, the authors wrote in a case report published in the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology.
Her birth defect -- called Müllerian agenesis or Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser Syndrome -- didn't necessarily surprise doctors, but her pregnancy did. Even the 15-year-old girl could not believe she was pregnant.

Yet by looking at her records the hospital staff realized the young woman was in the hospital 278 days earlier with a knife wound to her stomach. The average pregnancy lasts 280 days. After interviews, they gathered that "Just before she was stabbed in the abdomen she had practiced fellatio with her new boyfriend and was caught in the act by her former lover. The fight with knives ensued."

The girl arrived at the hospital with an empty stomach -- and therefore with little stomach acid around -- and doctors found two holes from a stab wound that opened her stomach up to her abdominal cavity. The case report said doctors washed her stomach out with a salt solution and stitched her up.

"A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract," the authors wrote.
Infertility experts note the story, which resurfaced on a Discovery Magazine blog, is not only a testament to Murphy's Law, but one to arguably nature's most impressive swimmers: sperm.
How Could Sperm Survive Those Conditions?

"Here's an unbelievable set of coincidences," said Dr. Richard Paulson Head of the University of Southern California Fertility Program in Los Angeles. "But it's totally plausible."
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do not worry, within a week this gal will be lauded as the new virgin mary and the mother of the new Messiah

There is ALWAYS a logical reason for a seemingly virgin birth..sperm+egg=baby always.
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best story i heard all week!!

(of course it's only wed.)
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do not worry, within a week this gal will be lauded as the new virgin mary and the mother of the new Messiah

There is ALWAYS a logical reason for a seemingly virgin birth..sperm+egg=baby always.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 884206

that
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Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant


Or so her dad tells her mom.
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do not worry, within a week this gal will be lauded as the new virgin mary and the mother of the new Messiah

There is ALWAYS a logical reason for a seemingly virgin birth..sperm+egg=baby always.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 884206


Uh yeah, way to parrot the article. And then act like you've said something profound.

You = Clown shoes
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02/10/2010 12:52 PM
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I feel ill now.
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Why is this pinned?



Why is this in the news?
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02/10/2010 01:03 PM
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Sweet god why the fuck is this horse shit pinned? I saw this same thread last week already. Nobody with brains cares about this. Nice "find" moderators.
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Only on fucking GLP...
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02/10/2010 01:15 PM
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Well that's pretty damn amazing for a multitude of reasons.
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Ok.....wait what????
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Who cares about the cocksucking whore
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bsflag
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Ok.....wait what????
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+1
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scratching
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do not worry, within a week this gal will be lauded as the new virgin mary and the mother of the new Messiah

There is ALWAYS a logical reason for a seemingly virgin birth..sperm+egg=baby always.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 884206



well its been about 22 years past your one week guess.
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do not worry, within a week this gal will be lauded as the new virgin mary and the mother of the new Messiah

There is ALWAYS a logical reason for a seemingly virgin birth..sperm+egg=baby always.



well its been about 22 years past your one week guess.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 882294



shit..lrn2readdates

still...unowhatimean.
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Yay! My first pin. Screw the haters! tounge
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WOW!

good thing she found a doctor or she woulda had a vagina er.. some kinda opening if she went into labor.. wtf
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What I want to know is why the hell are two guys getting in a knife fight over a girl with NO VAGINA?!?

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What I want to know is why the hell are two guys getting in a knife fight over a girl with NO VAGINA?!?

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 Quoting: Exhibit A


LMAO... good question..
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She must have been a good sucka, causing two boys to knive fight, she should have stopped and moved out of the way before she got cut twice.
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Wonder what snopes.com says?
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Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant
So does this relate to the virgin Mary too?
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So does this relate to the virgin Mary too?
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I'm pretty sure the virgin Mary had a vagina, and didn't go around sucking everybody's dick!
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Anyone else think glp is getting to be worse than the old tabloid "Weekly World News" ? lol
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Re: Teen with No Vagina Gets Pregnant
posted last week Thread: Girl with no vagina impregnated via oral sex
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Makes no sense, if she has no vagina how the fuck does she menstruate ? Those menstrual blood has to be cleared somewhere if the eggs are present and able to be fertilized.
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So does this relate to the virgin Mary too?


I'm pretty sure the virgin Mary had a vagina, and didn't go around sucking everybody's dick!
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Wow.....
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