My wife is stealing my boxers,,,

If you are married, I hope you KNOW how to communicate, if you do not...you have bigger problems than boxer shorts.

I would focus on communication, continuing to build trust and learning more about self and your partner as that may be the REAL issue.

were they clean or dirty? she might be a fecopheliac

where were they hidden in the car and were they clean?

They are comfortable. Many women love to wear them. Buy some more and share.

does she go to a laundry mat or have a w/d at home?

if she were a cross dresser or something of that nature she would buy her own. No oher man would wear your boxers so I don't suspect that.

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She is a Gnome....
1. Collect underware
2. ?
3. Profit

Drinking to much coffee eh?

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