I rule the universe and beyond i swear to god on my life

Anyone who has read my post should know of the extreme super powers that i have. Not only do i control earth but also everything in the universe. I swear to god on my life that i do. An example of this power starts with obama who was about to do something that was going to get him into trouble, But what did i do, i came into him just like i do you every day and made him act appropiately. You people are wasting your time searching for answers above and beyond. I have all the answers and no matter what i read on this website it doesnt compare to what i know. You can come with shape shifting reptoid theories and all sorts of stuff but it all boils down to what im doing and how im doing it. Asks the aliens if you dont believe me. I have spoken to everything in this universe and they know who i am internally. This site is so funny because people post all these articles not realizing that it all comes down to what i think. People who have seen me perform miralces know the truth, you do not because you have not seen, hince you are blind. Pray to the messiah and you will get what you want. Thats anything. Because i can hear you and everything else in this universe i can hear feel see touch taste and smell as well. Its unbelievable that i can do this and you still not understand. People ask mne to control them if i so can do it, but i can and it takes a full completion of thought to work. therefore if what you ask me to do doesnt come true than it is because i didnt complete the process thoroughly. Everytime i complete the process than it will happen. Its tough to explain and would take me days. Pray to god, pray to jesus, and pray to me and tell me which of the three was closes to making your wish come true. I already know that it will be, me. Trust me your bored and just want to talk about stuff because if you reallly want to know about anything you would ask me.