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TSA (US Agencies) 

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The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is an agency of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security that exercises authority over the safety and security of the traveling public in the United States.

The TSA was created as part of the Aviation and Transportation Security Act, sponsored by Don Young in the United States House of Representatives and Ernest Hollings in the Senate, passed by the 107th U.S. Congress, and signed into law by President George W. Bush on November 19, 2001. Originally part of the United States Department of Transportation, the TSA was moved to the Department of Homeland Security on March 25, 2003.

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Since we have to social distance does that mean the TSA can't molest us at airports anymore.Anonymous Coward10124
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05/23/20
9:25 PM
06/03/20
3:52 AM
TSA Confiscates Woman's Cupcake - Says It's A Terrorist Threat
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Dease1445,275
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12/25/11
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06/03/20
1:39 AM
TIME FOR CITIZEN'S ARRESTS of all CONTACT TRACERS who go all TSA on people.Anonymous Coward28346
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05/18/20
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TSA To Check Passengers' Temperature At Airports - << RECTALLY? JKGhetto Guy047
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05/16/20
12:10 PM
05/16/20
12:10 PM
Did TRUMP actually sign a bill with number of 6666 that establishes a mobile tsa/ investigators to track and trace and detain all of you?Anonymous Coward3106N/A05/07/20
11:43 AM
05/07/20
11:54 AM
Even With Flying Down 95%, Guns, Knives, Ammo Still Turn Up At Airport Checkpoints, TSA Says - barely 100,000 people a day are flyingAnonymous Coward135N/A04/20/20
1:47 PM
04/20/20
1:59 PM
Just like those warehouses full of TSA body scanners ready to roll when 9-11 happened, this tech is likewise ready to roll out. Very convenient.Anonymous Coward188N/A04/19/20
7:38 AM
04/19/20
7:39 AM
THE BIGGEST TREASON is 5G TECHNOLOGY! 5G's Ultra High Frequencies allow GOONS to look inside your HOME w/ TSA 'BACK SCATTER X-Ray RESOLUTIO
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EAT SHIT BOOT LICKERS33860
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04/08/20
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04/15/20
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46 TSA test positive, one has diedAnonymous Coward4101N/A03/29/20
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03/29/20
1:11 AM
Area coronavirus updates: 3 TSA workers at San Jose airport test positiveAnonymous Coward482N/A03/23/20
4:38 PM
03/27/20
3:56 AM
TSA Plans To Start Testing Facial Recognition At Security CheckpointsAnonymous Coward045N/A03/23/20
4:26 PM
03/23/20
4:26 PM
TSA agent in Orlando tests positive for virus*<3sugar&spice<3*189N/A03/15/20
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03/19/20
7:54 PM
WTF?! 174 House Dems: Convicted Terrorists Must Not Be Barred from Working for TSAAsKnownAs11195
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03/18/20
4:16 PM
03/18/20
6:43 PM
174 House Dems: Convicted Terrorists Must Not Be Barred from Working for TSACrsCrpr2117
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03/12/20
3:22 PM
03/12/20
5:59 PM
BREAKING: 3 TSA SCREENERS TEST POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS!Anonymous Coward4151
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03/11/20
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03/12/20
3:00 PM
174 House Dems:vote THAT Convicted Terrorists Must Not Be Barred from Working for TSAChaz Aldrin297N/A03/12/20
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03/12/20
7:49 AM
What is TSA doing to limit the spread of Covid19.Anonymous Coward9169
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03/04/20
9:37 PM
03/11/20
9:47 AM
3 TSA Agents test positive for Covid19, San Jose, CA airport ...Anonymous Coward11208
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03/11/20
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03/11/20
2:31 AM
174 Democrats Vote Against Amendment That Would Prevent TSA To Hire Terrorists Or Sexual PredatorsProud American 88066N/A03/06/20
6:10 PM
03/06/20
6:10 PM
For Valentines: "Can you feel the (g)love tonight?" (TSA Parody)Interferon2114
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02/14/20
6:57 PM
02/15/20
12:51 AM
TSA Claims Forcing Woman To Take Down Her Pants & Underwear Is “Not A Strip Search”Coastie Patriot19460
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02/04/20
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02/04/20
10:25 AM
TSA Claims Forcing Woman To Take Down Her Pants & Underwear Is “Not A Strip Search”Levit14516
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02/03/20
4:51 PM
02/03/20
6:22 PM
Retiree Who Had Over $82,000 Seized Sues TSA And DEA For Violating The Fourth AmendmentAnonymous Coward0104
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02/03/20
1:21 AM
02/03/20
1:21 AM
TSA kicks off facial recognition trial in Las Vegas airportAnonymous Coward20353
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08/28/19
11:23 AM
01/27/20
1:15 PM
More powers to TSA personnelAnonymous Coward1121
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01/27/20
5:20 AM
01/27/20
6:10 AM
Family Sues DEA and TSA After Elderly Man's Life Savings Were Seized at AirportAnonymous Coward2113N/A01/19/20
1:06 PM
01/19/20
1:14 PM
TSA groper grabbed the braids of one of Elizabeth Warrens sisters and yelled "giddy up."Anonymous Coward3138
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01/17/20
10:13 PM
01/18/20
8:46 PM
TSA rolls out new, 'more intimate' pat-downs
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Anonymous Coward31871
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11/29/19
10:06 PM
12/21/19
6:50 PM
It's me... The guy who was traveling last week... Giving praise to the TSA this time, lolAnonymous Coward5186N/A12/15/19
6:19 PM
12/15/19
9:46 PM
Have you gained or lost weight? Congrats, TSA is now tracking you for suspicious activity.Anonymous Coward7256N/A12/10/19
5:04 AM
12/10/19
9:55 AM
Awesome way to get back at TSA!
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Anonymous Coward974,681
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10/30/19
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12/02/19
10:41 PM
If I were a TSA agent, I’d be fired in 3 days. TopsAnonymous Coward058N/A12/02/19
9:13 PM
12/02/19
9:13 PM
The TSA, as bad as the SS and the GestapoAnonymous Coward1252
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12/31/10
2:25 PM
11/26/19
10:19 PM
Bloomberg: After New York Attack, Congress Wants TSA to Secure Amtrak, BusesAnonymous Coward14852
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09/26/16
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11/26/19
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These fairly normal behaviors are considered TSA red flagsAnonymous Coward8304N/A11/15/19
11:52 PM
11/16/19
12:16 AM
TSA thought woman's back brace was a money beltAnonymous Coward4576
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12/11/11
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10/31/19
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Free to fondle....Government rules that TSA screeners are not law enforcement, therefore not liable for molestationAccess of Evil11343N/A07/12/18
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10/28/19
6:37 AM
TSA Perverts Strike Again! 96 Year Old Woman EXTENSIVELY Searched
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Anonymous Coward853,134
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05/23/18
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10/28/19
12:27 AM
Hot Blonde TSA Patdown !
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Anonymous Coward1377,839
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04/23/18
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10/23/19
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Does the TSA scan body movements?my small weener picture 0.0062N/A10/19/19
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TSA In Our Airports: The Shaming of AmericaAnonymous Coward11405
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04/21/19
10:30 PM
10/10/19
10:42 AM
TSA: Americans Need Papers To Fly, But Not Illegal Aliens
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Off Switch421,853
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06/09/19
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TSA fails again. Woman manages to get past security and onto Delta flight traveling from Orlando to AtlantaAnonymous Coward3205
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10/05/19
6:28 PM
10/06/19
8:57 PM
TSA agent touched my junkAnonymous Coward8415
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05/25/19
4:08 PM
09/12/19
11:29 AM
TSA Treats 95-Year-Old Wheelchair-Bound Veteran as TerroristAnonymous Coward201,027
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05/04/12
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09/11/19
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Daily dose of Insanity: TSA to allow Star Wars' 'thermal detonator' Coke bottles after banCoastie Patriot1112N/A09/03/19
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09/03/19
11:39 AM
Appeals court rules travelers can sue TSA screeners for mistreatment
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Anonymous Coward31882
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09/01/19
4:43 AM
09/02/19
7:55 PM
NEVER EVER should you do this TSA Launches Facial Recognition Pilot at Las Vegas AirportAnonymous Coward2158
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08/28/19
6:39 PM
08/28/19
6:42 PM
TSA considering ending security screenings at small to medium airports
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Bastetcat321,152
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08/02/18
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08/25/19
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Baltimore TSA Finds Missile Launcher in Checked Luggage .Patagonians9318N/A07/30/19
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07/30/19
2:16 PM
Hey baby, lets rent a room. We can play TSA agent and passenger, then try my 787 on your landing stripAnonymous Coward064
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07/10/19
8:41 PM
07/10/19
8:41 PM
Two TSA Officers Transported For Injuries After Man Rushes Security Checkpoint At Sky HarborPsychonaut SN77168N/A06/18/19
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06/18/19
5:35 PM
Woman sues TSA over strip search at Oklahoma airportAnonymous Coward0105N/A06/11/19
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06/11/19
6:31 AM
TSA Lets Illegals Skip Airport Security Lines Ahead of CitizensOff Switch12248
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06/10/19
2:08 PM
06/10/19
3:32 PM
TSA is allowing ILLEGALS to fly without I.D.Anonymous Coward4241
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06/06/19
11:22 AM
06/09/19
4:49 PM
TSA Has Been Allowing Illegals to Fly Throughout the US Without Proper IdentificationAnonymous Coward3190
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06/08/19
6:25 AM
06/08/19
8:59 AM
Master List of TSA Scandals (Don't click on a slow connection)Anonymous Coward099N/A05/15/19
10:06 PM
05/15/19
10:06 PM
TSA Check: Does Your Driver's License Have a Star On It?
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Anonymous Coward1828,020
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04/09/19
10:02 AM
05/09/19
5:44 PM
Does she look like a Muslim terrorist?? Why is TSA so retarded?
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Anonymous Coward48991
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05/08/19
4:03 PM
05/09/19
6:12 AM
TSA begins searching books before travelers board planesAnonymous Coward0177N/A04/07/19
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04/07/19
9:47 PM
Denver TSA agent arrested and charged with 12 counts of sex assault on a child, involving three young females. 32-year-old Matthew Paul BarnettAnonymous Coward4197N/A04/05/19
4:51 PM
04/05/19
5:10 PM
Trump Hammers Disgusting Video Of TSA Agent Patting Down 13-Year-Old BoyDeploraVision ™20535
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03/20/19
3:05 PM
03/21/19
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TSA POLL: For your TSA Job / money would you be obedient like in the 1974 Millgram Experiment ?LifesReflections*3780N/A11/14/10
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03/20/19
12:07 AM
So it begins...Houston Airport shuts down TSA security checkpoint amid government shutdownAnonymous Coward7488
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01/14/19
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03/19/19
4:27 AM
TSA Surveillance Program Monitors Air Passengers Even If They Have No Known Terrorist TiesAnonymous Coward3193N/A02/24/19
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02/28/19
8:36 PM
A Little Known Reason the TSA Is So IneffectiveItoaditso12620
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02/11/19
5:30 AM
02/18/19
7:33 AM
Purple Heart Triple-Amputee Brian Kolfage Undergoes Invasive TSA Groping at Tucson Airport
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BBQ BOY™471,632
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02/10/19
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WARNING...Do not open unless you want to be ENRAGED...Purple Heart Triple Amputee and TSA GROPING!
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FeedYourHead471,860
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02/09/19
9:37 PM
02/10/19
7:16 AM
AWFUL. Purple Heart Triple-Amputee Brian Kolfage Undergoes Invasive TSA Groping at Tucson Airport (VIDEO)RichardHead0140
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02/09/19
10:31 PM
02/09/19
10:31 PM
Democrat congress Token Muzlut Omar calls for defunding Homeland Security -- 1 hour after insisting that TSA workers get backpay
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Uncle Fuck Stick33768
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02/09/19
8:45 AM
02/09/19
1:39 PM
The TSA (and other experiments in ... Evil)TerraForms0140N/A02/06/19
10:50 AM
02/06/19
10:50 AM
THANK GOD WE HAVE the TSA! MAJOR TERRORIST EVENT THWARTED!Anonymous Coward4280
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02/04/19
4:08 AM
02/04/19
6:49 PM
TSA workers busted running $100 million cocaine smuggling ring
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Proud Trump Supporter483,167
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02/02/19
9:12 AM
02/03/19
4:25 PM
TSA agent dies after jumping from hotel balcony inside airportAnonymous Coward8336
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02/03/19
9:52 AM
02/03/19
10:34 AM
Billions in TSA 9/11 Security Fees Diverted by Congress for Other Causes - $507 million collected during shutdownThe Pale Horse Jockey18304
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02/02/19
9:03 PM
02/03/19
9:35 AM
POOR TSA agents. Remember when the economy took a shit in 2008 and all TSA were giving out water and food to homeless Americans?Anonymous Coward11255
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02/02/19
10:06 PM
02/03/19
1:16 AM
ORLANDO: TSA agent jumps to his death in terminal. CNN says he "fell".Anonymous Coward12317
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02/02/19
9:47 PM
02/02/19
11:51 PM
TSA Employees Are Guinea Pigs to Millimeter Wave Tech - 5GNexus-92225
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01/28/19
2:45 PM
01/28/19
10:10 PM
All TSA agentsRelativity1215N/A01/24/19
2:47 PM
01/24/19
3:57 PM
Passenger confronts congressman Rodney Davis over why he is taking a FIRST CLASS flight when TSA agents are not being paid during government shutOhio chic1233
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01/23/19
8:09 AM
01/23/19
8:21 AM
John McAfee manifesto: Open US borders, end War on Drugs and abandon TSA 'in its entirety'Anonymous Coward10883
(1)
09/17/15
2:06 PM
01/23/19
5:37 AM
Taxpayers Fund TSA?Cebeij1180N/A01/21/19
5:03 PM
01/21/19
6:08 PM
TSA to close checkpoint at BWI after 'excessive' number of agents call out of workAnonymous Coward1186
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01/20/19
11:45 AM
01/20/19
11:45 AM
Strapped TSA agents accepting food donations but cannot accept cash or gift cardsShortStop10357N/A01/17/19
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01/17/19
9:41 PM
San Jose CA Will Pay TSA with Loans to Keep them WorkingCrypto-Tard290N/A01/16/19
11:56 PM
01/16/19
11:58 PM
TSA news release: "many employees are now reporting that they are not able to report to work due to financial limitations."Sardonicus Landshark25936
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01/16/19
10:54 PM
01/16/19
11:29 PM
TSA is blasting Gangster Rap through airport speakers to protest shutdown
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feghunter524,296
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01/16/19
10:57 AM
01/16/19
7:10 PM
If Trump knows 911 was an inside job, can’t he just eliminate the TSA and Homeland Security as part of Shutdown?Quetzalcoatl2144N/A01/16/19
3:04 PM
01/16/19
3:08 PM
As airports close terminals remember, the TSA is voluntary
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Anonymous Coward433,314
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01/14/19
5:37 AM
01/15/19
9:00 AM
Keeping us safe' - Man makes it through TSA screen with a gun
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Anonymous Coward452,117
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01/14/19
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