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The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.

 
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The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
Power struggle or some other secret heresy?
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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
Traveler's diarrhea.
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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
Traveler's diarrhea.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2491029


Montezuma's revenge eh? How about the Sun turned as blackkopf....I mean as black as sack cloth and the moon turned blood red?

No Heresy or blasphemy, just saying.

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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
Power struggle or some other secret heresy?
 Quoting: v0rtex666


I have always wondered why Old Testament/New Testament.

God/Jesus get it.

Also in the testimony(testify is something you do in court) of jesus it is said he would not eat until he brought the kingdom of God unto his people.

Was he trying to take that which was not his?
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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
Power struggle or some other secret heresy?
 Quoting: v0rtex666


I have always wondered why Old Testament/New Testament.

God/Jesus get it.

Also in the testimony(testify is something you do in court) of jesus it is said he would not eat until he brought the kingdom of God unto his people.

Was he trying to take that which was not his?
 Quoting: grrttsgar


No, I don't think so as he clearly stated that "Only the Father shall know when".

Disclaimer: Interpretations of scripture may vary.

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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
Some say it should have been Jesus that baptised John....
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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
Maybe he just needed a shower? Decided to kill two birds with one stone, shower/baptism. Now there's efficiency!
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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
Power struggle or some other secret heresy?
 Quoting: v0rtex666


He should have bathed more often...
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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
where in the Bible does it say this???
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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
Uh, the sky turned black. (opened up)

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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
where in the Bible does it say this???
 Quoting: truthw/setufree


It doesn't this person is lying
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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
Not everything is written in the Bible...
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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
Power struggle or some other secret heresy?
 Quoting: v0rtex666


I have always wondered why Old Testament/New Testament.

God/Jesus get it.

Also in the testimony(testify is something you do in court) of jesus it is said he would not eat until he brought the kingdom of God unto his people.

Was he trying to take that which was not his?
 Quoting: grrttsgar


No, I don't think so as he clearly stated that "Only the Father shall know when".

Disclaimer: Interpretations of scripture may vary.

Mr.D
 Quoting: Mr. D 1489863


Yeah, hence 38,000+ denominations of christianity attest to that.

If there were truth in their claims, they should begin to converge on that truth instead of continuing to splinter.

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
Not everything is written in the Bible...
 Quoting: v0rtex666


Which is suspect, considering that the bible is the alleged word of god.
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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
where in the Bible does it say this???
 Quoting: truthw/setufree


It doesn't this person is lying
 Quoting: krispykritter


Exactly, it doesn't say the water turned black.

The water that the OP drinks is black.
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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
Not everything is written in the Bible...
 Quoting: v0rtex666


If it's not written in the Bible then I wouldn't say it was. God doesn't like it very much when we flipantly change His word.
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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
Power struggle or some other secret heresy?
 Quoting: v0rtex666


Where is it written? What Book, What Scripture. Perhaps you where there?
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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
So you where there to see it huh ?
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
Not everything is written in the Bible...
 Quoting: v0rtex666


were you there?
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Re: The water turned to black when John baptised Jesus.
the water turned black when your mom queefed in the tub.
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