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SHR Forum Administrator 04/17/2012 06:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Very nice....have fun... ____________________________________________________ E-mail anytime [email protected] Inquiring about a ban?, include the IP address found here. [link to www.showmemyip.com] Ooooh, see the fire is sweepin' Our very streets today... Burns like a red coal carpet, Mad bulls lost the way... War, children, it's just a shot away...it's just a shot away.... |
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Lyttlmiss (OP) User ID: 2288245 United States 04/17/2012 06:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station-wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night. "I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn." Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?" "Yes, I do." "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and visit with her?" "Yes, I have to admit that I did." "Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did." "Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!" |
Just miffed User ID: 14588588 Australia 04/17/2012 06:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station-wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night. Quoting: Lyttlmiss "I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn." Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?" "Yes, I do." "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and visit with her?" "Yes, I have to admit that I did." "Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did." "Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!" |
Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States 04/17/2012 06:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi all. Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States 04/17/2012 06:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station-wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night. Quoting: Lyttlmiss "I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn." Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?" "Yes, I do." "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and visit with her?" "Yes, I have to admit that I did." "Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did." "Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!" Woot! Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
Lyttlmiss (OP) User ID: 2288245 United States 04/17/2012 06:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not sure if i posted this joke before but for the love of frogs I will risk posting it agian :) A guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the guy took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The guy said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool." |
Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States 04/17/2012 06:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fun Fact of the Day: If you blowtorch Pepto-Bismol, you would get a hunk of metal. Don't know if this is true, but I found it on the 'net (so it must be true LOL!) Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States 04/17/2012 07:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not sure if i posted this joke before but for the love of frogs I will risk posting it agian :) Quoting: Lyttlmiss A guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the guy took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The guy said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool." Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States 04/17/2012 07:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [...] Quoting: Lyttlmiss The guy said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool." Shared that one with the hubby. He liked it. Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
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wisc_natureboy User ID: 14029482 United States 04/17/2012 09:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling." To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him." Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him." The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy. He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "Supplies!!" We all breathe the same air. .-.. --- ...- . / .- .-.. .-.. |
WindyMind User ID: 7244814 United States 04/17/2012 09:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have lost most of my options, do you have to re-up monthly? How does this GLP thing work? Last Edited by WindyMind on 04/20/2012 07:35 PM |
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Dease User ID: 1505901 United States 04/17/2012 09:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Me too! "Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you." - Matthew 22: 37-39 "What good will it be for a man if he gains the whole world, yet forfeits his soul? Or what can a man give in exchange for his soul?" - Galatians 5: 22-23 |
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WindyMind User ID: 7244814 United States 04/17/2012 09:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I thought about that for not very long and I asked him "did you do it again?" and he said "Oh yeah immediately that night he did it again during prayers." I am kind of slow but the more I thought about this the funnier it became. |
Whiterabbit R.O. User ID: 14554101 United States 04/17/2012 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah me to kid planted two more pear trees ... my apples arent lookin to good what with the warm spell then frost... oh well so much for S.e.mich deer apples come fall.... an my sparagas hasnt done a darn thing.... lol.... im still prayin over my spinach too.... ( slides chair back into the corner and hangs the head low... ZZZZzzzzz ) dreaming of yrs gone bye.... |
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Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States 04/18/2012 02:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Has anyone had an increase in headaches over the last week to 2 weeks? No changes in diet or lifestyle, but man they are killing me. Nothing seems to help... Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
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