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Obama: What's The Difference Between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull? "A Pit Bull is Delicious"

 
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Well since Human tastes like Pork I think the soccor mom would be delicious too.
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You did not get it. He is poking fun at the media and right wingers for condemning him for eating dog meat as a child LOL!!!


Jesus Christ...

Making jokes about eating dogs when he actually did eat dogs?....I cannot think of another President that is more of a total asshole than this guy.
 Quoting: SHR
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You did not get it. He is poking fun at the media and right wingers for condemning him for eating dog meat as a child LOL!!!


Jesus Christ...

Making jokes about eating dogs when he actually did eat dogs?....I cannot think of another President that is more of a total asshole than this guy.
 Quoting: SHR

 Quoting: BZB


Get over it you eat pigs and cows SAME FUCKING THING btw
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You did not get it. He is poking fun at the media and right wingers for condemning him for eating dog meat as a child LOL!!!


Jesus Christ...

Making jokes about eating dogs when he actually did eat dogs?....I cannot think of another President that is more of a total asshole than this guy.
 Quoting: SHR

 Quoting: BZB


Oh, we get it all right.
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Obama's joke stuns even his wife at the White House Correspondents Dinner tonight.

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: zinzana


They could have welded all the doors shut and filled the room with RAID and this world would be a better place for everyone.
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Someone apprarently let him speak freely ..

.. is that a cannibal joke, or a sex joke .. what the hell?!
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That's the same thing I said. It's not the dog part of the joke that bothers me, it's the implied cannibalism. Who knows, maybe it was a sexual joke and he really is gay. He did get a little glimmer in his eye when he made the "It's raining men" joke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1467650


Lol, I wouldn't be suprised if he liked men too .. total cannibal!! .. I think his wife, may have been thinking all of the above .. wow ..
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I don't think SHR is coming back.


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[link to www.youtube.com]

.. I can't believe it ..

.. why can't I post up youtube videos anymore?
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Obama's joke stuns even his wife at the White House Correspondents Dinner tonight.

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: zinzana


Obongo is one weird dude.

I lol'd not because the joke was funny, but because it's so fucked up it's funny.
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Funny thing is if TSHTF in a major way, everyone would be eating dogs, cats, etc. We've been spoiled.
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You did not get it. He is poking fun at the media and right wingers for condemning him for eating dog meat as a child LOL!!!


Jesus Christ...

Making jokes about eating dogs when he actually did eat dogs?....I cannot think of another President that is more of a total asshole than this guy.
 Quoting: SHR

 Quoting: BZB


Get over it you eat pigs and cows SAME FUCKING THING btw
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1551413


I really love how the Liberals will rush into defend this guy no matter what he does.

Hey tell you what....how about you guys make some funny jokes about killing and eating dogs in public and say get the fuck over it then...

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Obama's joke stuns even his wife at the White House Correspondents Dinner tonight.

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: zinzana


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Hilarious!!
 Quoting: truthwillsetyoufreeagain


I like mine better!...lol!

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So how many hockey moms has he eaten?

No wonder Michelle is pushing this diet thing...
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Lock Your Dog When Obama Come To Your Town.
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You did not get it. He is poking fun at the media and right wingers for condemning him for eating dog meat as a child LOL!!!


Jesus Christ...

Making jokes about eating dogs when he actually did eat dogs?....I cannot think of another President that is more of a total asshole than this guy.
 Quoting: SHR

 Quoting: BZB


Get over it you eat pigs and cows SAME FUCKING THING btw
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1551413


I really love how the Liberals will rush into defend this guy no matter what he does.

Hey tell you what....how about you guys make some funny jokes about killing and eating dogs in public and say get the fuck over it then...
 Quoting: SHR


He could murder someone on the WH lawn in full view of everyone, and they would still make excuses. That's what happens when people allow themselves to be brainwashed.
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I have been writing to congressmen and politicians about making horse slaughter illegal and the transport of horses for slaughter across the border illegal... looks like I'm starting to understand why they don't think its a big deal if so many of our politicians think eating DOGS is OK!!!!! WTH??!!!!deadhorse
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Jesus Christ...

Making jokes about eating dogs when he actually did eat dogs?....I cannot think of another President that is more of a total asshole than this guy.
 Quoting: SHR


Really

This was a hell of a lot more offensive:

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Maybe Obammy is giving a secret nod to what the people of America will have to be eating themselves soon when TSHTF?
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Obama
bonghit <-- Pitbull "dog knot"
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the occupants of the White House has demonstrated once again they are incapable of having any class.....
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Maybe Obammy is giving a secret nod to what the people of America will have to be eating themselves soon when TSHTF?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15266378


Something like "Dog will not make it across the Street?
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Kenyan police arrest 'cannibal'

Kenyan police have arrested a man who allegedly killed his one-year-old nephew, and ate part of his head.

Residents of Koibatek village in Rift Valley Province, who are still in shock, describe him as quiet and reserved.

"He looks very normal to me but we have to get doctors to check on him first before we proceed with the case," he said.
[link to news.bbc.co.uk]

Think what else can come from Obama.

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Someone apprarently let him speak freely ..

.. is that a cannibal joke, or a sex joke .. what the hell?!
 Quoting: redrosie


Apparently he knows the taste of hockey mom.

What better do you expect keyan muslim Barry Hussein.

Such disgrace and humiliation to once the greatest country the US of A. And it's just the beginning.


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Jesus Christ...

Making jokes about eating dogs when he actually did eat dogs?....I cannot think of another President that is more of a total asshole than this guy.
 Quoting: SHR


Really

This was a hell of a lot more offensive:


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1094810


yeah dude you don't get it that guy can never be an asshole cuz he's white with an "R" next to his name.
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Jesus H. Christ, I thought GLPers were smarter than this.

Obama was fed dog meat when a child in Indonesia. The guy didn't have a choice in the matter - again, he was a child.

Palin goes on and on about how Obama DELIBERATELY ate the dog meat as in...knowing it was, indeed, dog meat (he did not at the time). What a total idiot she is about it and totally out of context of what he wrote in his autobiography, "Dreams of My Father".

Remember at the 2008 GOP convention wherein Palin made the joke about what's the difference between a pitbull and a hockey mom? Her answer: "Lipstick".

So Obama returned the joke in kind. I thought it was quite funny myself - for those who KNEW what he was talking about.

Now, Palin - who is totally psychologically and sexually obsessed with Obama, FINALLY got some attention from him, if even in the form a somewhat crude joke. She's probably having an orgasm as we speak. Turn in to Greta to see her response to Obama's reference to her rabidness - it's going to be very entertaining.

Now let's get back to the real gloom and doom...





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