OBAMAS ARE FROM AFRICA....ROMNEYS ARE FROM KOLOB | |
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Thor's Hamster (OP) User ID: 1248699 United States 10/04/2012 03:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | After the debate, when the family of each candidate comes up on stage to give the mandatory hugs and kisses, looking at the two candidates' families, it occurred to me how very different the Obamas and Romneys are. Like night and day. Black and white (literally lol). It reminded me of that book, "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus". Quoting: Thor's Hamster But in this case, it'd be "Obamas Are From Africa, Romneys Are From Kolob". Come on, that's GOLD!!! LOL :) Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
Thor's Hamster (OP) User ID: 1248699 United States 10/04/2012 03:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | After the debate, when the family of each candidate comes up on stage to give the mandatory hugs and kisses, looking at the two candidates' families, it occurred to me how very different the Obamas and Romneys are. Like night and day. Black and white (literally lol). It reminded me of that book, "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus". Quoting: Thor's Hamster But in this case, it'd be "Obamas Are From Africa, Romneys Are From Kolob". Come on, that's GOLD!!! LOL :) "That's GOLD, Jerry. GOLD!" -- Kenny Banya from "Seinfeld". Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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Thor's Hamster (OP) User ID: 1248699 United States 10/04/2012 03:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Kolob is fkn boring and the weather is just like SLC utah- every time i am there i can't wait to get back on the plane Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24931117 That's a damned lie, Kolob makes Salt Lake City look like Times Square on New Years Eve. Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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Thor's Hamster (OP) User ID: 1248699 United States 10/04/2012 03:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about Australopithecines and Romneylans? hahahahaha!!! YES! I love it! Now those are perfect names for them!!!! Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24931117 Australia 10/04/2012 03:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | granted the skiing is okk and those 3 moons mean you can do it 48 hrs a day- but i am a salaryman and the fkn warp lag adjusting from a 24 to a 48 hr day is just too much. plus them fkn eager beaver mormon mofos are workn my ass into the regolith............ and the creepy fkn smiles plus ALL THE WOMEN above 14 are married- and lots of them to the same guy! give me cambodia anytime |
Thor's Hamster (OP) User ID: 1248699 United States 10/04/2012 03:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | granted the skiing is okk and those 3 moons mean you can do it 48 hrs a day- but i am a salaryman and the fkn warp lag adjusting from a 24 to a 48 hr day is just too much. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24931117 plus them fkn eager beaver mormon mofos are workn my ass into the regolith............ and the creepy fkn smiles plus ALL THE WOMEN above 14 are married- and lots of them to the same guy! give me cambodia anytime Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
Thor's Hamster (OP) User ID: 1248699 United States 10/04/2012 03:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | granted the skiing is okk and those 3 moons mean you can do it 48 hrs a day- but i am a salaryman and the fkn warp lag adjusting from a 24 to a 48 hr day is just too much. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24931117 plus them fkn eager beaver mormon mofos are workn my ass into the regolith............ and the creepy fkn smiles plus ALL THE WOMEN above 14 are married- and lots of them to the same guy! give me cambodia anytime Pol Pot to his wife, as they finalized their divorce: "We'll always have the Killing Fields." Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24931117 Australia 10/04/2012 03:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ya- i avoid the tourist attractions in cambo- s-21 is not my idea of a vacation- nor is dachau. but that fkn casino planet in the Vega system they run is the worst. i saw shirley bassey there once. every fkn washed up star from the 9 systems. you know that is the template that all casinos run on always mormon management straight from kolob what a backwater of conservatism and paternalism and they don't even have a military. they outsource it |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24931117 Australia 10/04/2012 04:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | then there are the clothing shops- the way they ID you for underwear. you can only get magic lite unless you have a temple card. fkn monopolists and how about the velvet ropes they put around your table if you are going to have a beer. nope- cambodia rules- i like the way they rotisserie whole oxen right on the street over a fire - big plate $3 |
Thor's Hamster (OP) User ID: 1248699 United States 10/04/2012 04:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ya- i avoid the tourist attractions in cambo- s-21 is not my idea of a vacation- nor is dachau. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24931117 but that fkn casino planet in the Vega system they run is the worst. i saw shirley bassey there once. every fkn washed up star from the 9 systems. you know that is the template that all casinos run on always mormon management straight from kolob what a backwater of conservatism and paternalism and they don't even have a military. they outsource it Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
Thor's Hamster (OP) User ID: 1248699 United States 10/04/2012 04:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | then there are the clothing shops- the way they ID you for underwear. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24931117 you can only get magic lite unless you have a temple card. fkn monopolists and how about the velvet ropes they put around your table if you are going to have a beer. nope- cambodia rules- i like the way they rotisserie whole oxen right on the street over a fire - big plate $3 Haven't gotten to Cambodia (Kampuchea) yet, but I'd like to. Closest I've gotten is Vietnam and Thailand. Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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Thor's Hamster (OP) User ID: 1248699 United States 10/04/2012 04:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was on a road trip through the Southwest U.S. about 10 years ago. I stopped by a Mormon temple in, I think it was, Monticello, Utah -- a town in southeastern UT. I went in and asked the gentleman at the front desk some questions about Mormonism. I was interested (as I still am) in learning about what they believe. I wasn't grilling him or anything, just politely asking some questions. Every few minutes, someone would come in the front door with a gym bag, and walk past the front desk and into the back of the building. A few minutes later, I would see these people who had just walked by me in regular clothes with gym bags, walking in the hallways in the back of the temple....dressed in all white "robe" type things. I remember I was in mid-sentence talking with the guy at the front desk, and when I saw these people dressed in white walking around back there, I paused and lost my train of thought. lol It was like I had crashed a Halloween party. Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24931117 Australia 10/04/2012 04:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ya maybe those guys were the baptisers- ya know they have the biggest genealogy databse in the world. the keep track of the bloodlines from off planet. it is free to join ;-) they baptise all the dead folks they record and securitse their investment that way. for the new worlds ya know............... next time- an HR nightmare. at least they can do a lot of weeding out. i never get teh popular idea of the rubes here on terra that the see eye eh likes to hire mormons. it is pretty obvious that kolob actually runs the company as a technology transfer prog under onerous condiions for the locals. kinda like how the yanks sell the obsolete shit outta red st0ne here on terra to the chinks and all other comers. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24931117 Australia 10/04/2012 04:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | oh well i am hanging shit on kolob, but i have to admit i am from here myself- born in oklahoma in fact, so maybe my criticism is misplaced and born of jealousy of the more advanced worlds. hell, if we didn't have unobtainium no one would ever come here. |
Thor's Hamster (OP) User ID: 1248699 United States 10/04/2012 05:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ya maybe those guys were the baptisers- ya know they have the biggest genealogy databse in the world. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24931117 the keep track of the bloodlines from off planet. it is free to join ;-) they baptise all the dead folks they record and securitse their investment that way. for the new worlds ya know............... next time- an HR nightmare. at least they can do a lot of weeding out. i never get teh popular idea of the rubes here on terra that the see eye eh likes to hire mormons. it is pretty obvious that kolob actually runs the company as a technology transfer prog under onerous condiions for the locals. kinda like how the yanks sell the obsolete shit outta red st0ne here on terra to the chinks and all other comers. Yep, they sure do. Makes you wonder what those Mormon missionaries are really doing on their 2 year missions around the world. :) Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
Thor's Hamster (OP) User ID: 1248699 United States 10/04/2012 05:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | oh well i am hanging shit on kolob, but i have to admit i am from here myself- born in oklahoma in fact, so maybe my criticism is misplaced and born of jealousy of the more advanced worlds. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24931117 hell, if we didn't have unobtainium no one would ever come here. Born in OK and living in Oz now? Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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