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A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? |
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User ID: 37177142 United States 03/31/2013 01:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 5359980 United States 03/31/2013 01:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? I don`t know.Who? |
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User ID: 37177142 United States 03/31/2013 02:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? I don`t know.Who? Quoting: peer pressure proof Dont know "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 10097155 United States 03/31/2013 02:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? The white people they fall on. |
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User ID: 37177142 United States 03/31/2013 02:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? The white people they fall on.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10097155 does that mean the black guy and Hispanic guy just committed murder? "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 33720573 United States 03/31/2013 02:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? If this is a Hollywood movie... The black guy almost always dies first. Else physics dictates that they would splat at the same time. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 35941980 Bahamas 03/31/2013 02:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37137668 Australia 03/31/2013 02:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? WHO CARES? |
alufiend User ID: 37151636 United States 03/31/2013 02:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first?
if this joke follows standard definitions then the black guy and the hispanic both fall on white guys killing them. the black guy is charged with murder, the hispanic with accidental homicide, and both white guys that are dead with suicide by racist threats. BTW the witness is korean, and the police are still looking for the the native american at the scene because both jumpers shouted JERONIMO upon jumping. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5366990 United States 03/31/2013 02:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? Pete and repeat were on a boat, Pete fell off, who was left?
How much did they weigh? |
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User ID: 35682194 United States 03/31/2013 03:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? The white guys cushion the fall. They die, the ones that fell survive. SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!
I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32262222 Germany 03/31/2013 03:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? With ANY luck, OP, it would be you!
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1129812 United States 03/31/2013 03:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? The white guy whom they both throw off the building dies first... How about that? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 37181483 Ireland 03/31/2013 03:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? The hispanic. The black guy swung down the balconies. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37024308 United States 03/31/2013 03:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? They die together at the same time, holding onto each other as they fell. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16647806 United States 03/31/2013 03:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? Well seeing as on average a hispanic person has a smaller frame than an african american, they would have less wind resistance therefore a faster rate of deceleration.
The hispanic wins. |
The Scientist
User ID: 23788152 United Kingdom 03/31/2013 03:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? Google says...
"The Hispanic cause the black guy has a rope around his neck." |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 37180774 India 03/31/2013 03:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? if this joke follows standard definitions then the black guy and the hispanic both fall on white guys killing them.
the black guy is charged with murder, the hispanic with accidental homicide, and both white guys that are dead with suicide by racist threats.
BTW the witness is korean, and the police are still looking for the the native american at the scene because both jumpers shouted JERONIMO upon jumping.
Quoting: alufiend 37151636 Don't forget the Zionist who used the two hookers to blow scopolamine dust onto their faces, and told them to jump. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37180774 India 03/31/2013 03:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? |
natasha77
User ID: 35682194 United States 03/31/2013 04:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? The hispanic. The black guy swung down the balconies.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37181483 SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!
I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 36226622 Australia 03/31/2013 04:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? I don't care cos both will? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 35346996 United States 03/31/2013 04:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37119065 United States 03/31/2013 04:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? Happy racist Easter Morning! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4433316 United States 03/31/2013 05:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? The black guy, the Puerto Ricon guy had to spray paint graffiti on the wall half way down " mother Fu- cker I was here. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 35485556 United States 03/31/2013 05:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A black guy and a hispanic guy are on top of a building. they both jump off at the same time. Who dies first? the hispanic. the black guy's lips are flapping in the wind, slowing him down, but the hispanic is greasy so it makes him go faster. |
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