I GET TO HAVE SEX with my wife's friend tonight ,who will be Our Surrogate mother! Is foreplay out?

nice

Lucky bastard!

Is she's clean shaven, get her ready with about an hour long 69 session.

do yourself.

Will your wife PARTICIPATE or WATCH???

lol....i so want to believe you.

kissing out, why aren't you doing IUI (sperm through a tube)? It is pretty cheap now, I know one place in utah that it is $100 to "wash" the sperm and another $100 to inseminate. I think you are full of BS.

Just do what Costner did in Postman.


I've seen that movie ONE time when I was like 9, and the only thing I remember about it was that Costner was smooooth as a sloth.

So what are you waiting for?! Go Deliver that mail!

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you're stone queer right?

so you gonna beat off in a gay shithouse and spoon it into her?

+2

Lucky bastard

LOL

Thanks for the laugh.

And - foreplay is a must!

I know right? I don't even have a wife! Much less a wife's friend!

This world is cruel. But so fucking awesome!

You have to buy her shoes and dinner first or she won't get pregnant.

Enjoy and have a fucking good time!

Sounds like she's viewing YOU a little different...

so did you spoon it in yet?

have her stay horizontal after you spoon.

I'm Dr. Rockzo, the Rock 'n Roll Clown, and I love cocaine!

And this is why the world is going to end soon..... Men can't keep their dicks in their pants... Good job OP!

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Is that you Russ??? Wow.

Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, slip this in her drink.
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe.. Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there

I hope you live a long and horrible life.

Just bend her over and let it rip. Do her like the alien bitch queen on the show, "V". She climbed on top of that guy and pushed his face away so he couldn't see her face and she had sex with him to procreate. Do her like that. Make it all superior and shit. Hahahahaha!!

Unless you sign over your house, your pension, and 1/3 of your income for the next 19 years to her she won't get pregnant! That is part of the package ... or didn't your dad ever teach you the "Facts of Life".

LOL, what a tool.

OP, where are you? What are you doing? Come back. Where is your wife going to be during this?

This is really just one of your fantasies right?

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