5 Mexican Generals--Kinky Friedman's border plan

“We divide the border into five jurisdictions,” Friedman “To
each jurisdiction we appoint a Mexican general. To each of them, we hold $1 million in a bank account … And we withdraw $5,000 every time we catch an illegal alien coming through his jurisdiction."

“We divide the border into five jurisdictions,” Friedman “To
each jurisdiction we appoint a Mexican general. To each of them, we hold $1 million in a bank account … And we withdraw $5,000 every time we catch an illegal alien coming through his jurisdiction."


Good idea! Give them a five-year contract. At the end, they can have what's left of the $1 million. That would work.
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El calvo viñuales (yaco) y el otro el marichalar (emergya), como siempre encuentro pa chupar del bote de la junta y los asistentes "que vienen a aprender" a hacerles el trabajo. NO VAYAIS!!! ACORDAOS DE LA GUADEC DE SEVILLA!!