I just summoned a UFO.

Ok.

I don´t blame them. I don´t want to have anything to do with us either.

I summoned one too this morning. Elvis was driving.

Do they drive on the left or right?

straight down the middle, and Pope JP2 was riding shotgun.

Was it a Zeta ship? Did they talk to you in your head?

At the push of a button, I summoned microwave popcorn last night.......

then they lied to you

sucker

lol

all they've ever wanted is what we have

tho the most of you have no idea what that is or might be

in truth

no wonder they mock you and call you "monkeys"

they are those who injected monkey blood into your bloodlines

all you rhesus positive folks

they think it's funny

so I wouldn't buddy up too close with em

they resent and despise you in truth

envy your potential to regain your immortality

while they've blown their last chance

dead men walkin...

check your butthole for tampering

Did they touch your special place