TSA Don't Touch My Junk T-Shirt

This is kind of funny. But I have to admit, I flew back from RDU yesterday. I opted out of the shake and bake x-ray machine. This lady gets on her radio and (not verbatim), "Breaker! Breaker! We have a 12 6 100. Refusal to scan. I repeat, refusal to scan!" I was like WTF. I just don't want nude negatives of me on the internet. So I wait about 10 minutes and this tall and well built (muscular for you perverts) black man eyes me, points at me and motions for me to go to him. I take a deep breath and envision all of those dirty pictures my brother would leave on the computer as a joke. He explains what he is going to do. "Start at your collar bone. Move my hands down your arms." etc etc. And he did not once grab my junk. He actually had a good sense of humor. So, though I know TSA have their pieces of sh*t, not all are like that.

This would make a good t-shirt:

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already got my on the way lol

I mean mine lol

Just tell 'em that you are VERY ticklish.
I do every time they frisk me, it takes away their power over you.

the tanga shirt?