N. KOREA: A new look at the "Tape Runs Out" card

a cross in a circle means Helios

Apollo

the statue of liberty is Helios in disguise

Yep.

Unicorn apocalypse. Period.

Dragon does eat wolf at some point though.

ordered this game last week just arrived in the mail can't wait to play it!

I think OP lacks some sleep. He started seeing things...

this is one of those rare threads on GLP it is actually worth reading.

fucking gold OP

for anyone who doesn't know wbout the illuminati game cards , here are two most popular ones ( from the past ) ...and there are hudreds of them ? 450 or 500 if recall ...anyway you can search for them on the net

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I think the star alignment in the back round should be inspected for an accurate date? I havent a clue but could be important.

funny thing is ...the cards are from 90s xD many people wonder about them

The meteor strike card came true too:
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Thread: "METEOR STRIKE" Illuminati Card!! Strange Co-incidences!!

No such thing as coincidence.
5 stars,Op.

Yah, its almost like op is conciously awake

Those damn cards fascinate me. Good thread, OP.

Interesting, anyone have a link to show all the cards?

Seriously, that's "Conspiracy Theories 101".
Somebody has'nt been paying attention.

Everyone has to start somewhere!

The Rapture!!!

The tape also resembles the track of KMS 3-2, the NK satelite flying over our heads.

REAL TIME SATELLITE TRACKING @ [link to n2yo.com]

What constellation is that?

Not to mention t's a view from space!!!

In March, in New York there was a secret meeting of North Korea and the United States. (Source: The Foreign Policy Journal).

The U.S. were represented by Clifford Hart (he represents the country in the six-party talks on the denuclearization of North Korea), and North Korea sent it’s deputy permanent representative to the UN, Han Song Rel. The meeting was held in the framework of the "New York channel" of interaction between the U.S. and North Korea in absence of formal diplomatic relations.

And then, on Monday it was reported that North Korea may be preparing for the fourth nuclear test, and U.S. and South Korea agreed on a symmetric counterattack in case of aggression from Pyongyang.

ATTN: In mid-March, the NK secretly meets with the U.S., and in April NK suddenly starts banging its shoe on the table – a coincidence? Hardly ... The whole performance with NK threats is playing out the U.S. scenario to justify the deployment of military forces to the border with China and the presence of naval ships there.

Card might refer to an EMP originating in South Korea.

Why does every announcement say NK missile "test?"

By shooting a missile high over SK, and setting off a nuke in the atmosphere, the resulting EMP will fry electronic circuits and chips in fighter jets, radars, defensive missiles, etc. This will make SK defenses much less effective. Then NK can shoot artillery fire to take out SK bases, send in ground troops, tanks etc. for a full-on offensive.

Fo shizzle? Scan em, scan em!

If the stars are true, the star pattern and the Sun's angle of illumination of the earth provides enough information to determine the time of year.

say what ..???


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(Tape runs out.)


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Strong time warp. haha awesome :)

Great thread!