Chuck Norris becomes an honorary Texas Ranger

Nobody cares for Chuck?

He's gonna be sooooo pissed..

No, no, no.
They got it all wrong.

Chuck Norris is replacing the Texas Rangers... all of them.

LOL hihi

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Last Edited by Richard Eldritch on 12/03/2010 10:09 AM

Wow man, you started young!

gonna be the next walker eh?

Chuck called and said he doesn't like to be on page 2


for levity, send Chuck to the next G-8

ok Chuck, it's on their head...., if you falll to page 2 again, you'll have to sort them out ok?

A TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT. HE WAS ALSO MADE AN HONORARY MARINE BY THE COMMANDANT OF THE MARINE CORPS! OOOOOOOHHHHRAH!
SEMPER FI !

Robert Duval is another actor with a great relationship with The Texas Rangers, and specifically the Texas Ranger Hall of Fame & Museum in Waco:

an asteroid was about to hit earth but when it saw chuck norris here, it exploded in space due to pure fear

+1 His elbows shoot laser beams...

It's about damn time!

Heard about yesterday morning on my way into Dallas,wanted to go but couldnt because of court.
It was in Garland Tx not far from where i live.

Chuck is the MAN!

Chuck is the one true Texas Ranger, all of the others are honorary.

LOL

* Chuk Norris fought the law and the law lost miserably.

* Chuck Norris cannot break a law because they always split in two, out of fear when they see him.

* Chuck Norris is Man's Best Friend...but if you break the Law, the Law breaks you!

* When Judge Dredd said he was the law, he obviously never met Chuck Norris. Now he's Judge Dead.

* Chuck Norris never breaks the law. He obliterates it.

* Chuck Norris Law: Anything that can go wrong is Murphy's fault.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world DOWN!

Every night the Boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris flipped the switch!

I love these Chuck Norris jokes.

man, you guys are hilarious! TY for the comments, ROFLSTC

Chucks Norris' balls scratch him.

Chuck Norris Doesn't jog, He Rolls the world with his feet...