Well heres just a few ideas. first Watch the movie The 40 year old Virgin.

Second, Take detailed notes.

Third, Flash any random guy on the street. ( Well except for a cop)

Fourth, If your good looking choose a guy, any guy and I guarentee you you'll both be the luckiest , happeist people omn Earth!!

Fith, Refer to the fouth and your troubles are over.

Sixth, Do you want my phone number and adress, cuz I got the cure and its free and plentiful!!!


Seventh, Break some rules, virgins are as rare as four leaf clovers!!! ( Unless, your trying to preserve your self for the Smithsonian Institute) LOl


eigth, Belive it or not, Being a virgin is not a bad thing, Your not an outcast because you havnt ben deflowered. Sex with the one you love, is an increadibel thing. Your not a looser if your a virgin, infact your a winner , You stayed strong when all other gave in.


And Nibth, Reward your self pat your self on the back, your trueley one of a kind!!!

P.S. follow these instructions and call me in the morning, unless theres a lucky guy with you. In wich case congrats!! You are no longer a 40 year old virgin. Or you
may of only followed the eighth and ninth. In that case congrats on that too. Hope you enjoyed this!!!