SATAN CANNOT IMPREGNATE A WOMAN NEITHER CAN A SNAKE EVEN IF SATAN HAS POSSED IT NEITHER CAN DEMONS

CAN U REPEAT THAT AGAIN ??

Yeah, I can't hear you--please speak up.

Can demons move things?

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YOU'RE BREAKING UP! I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU!

Could a demon inhabit, say, a clone?

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satan is the title given to our snake headed overlords. while they may not be able to physically have intercourse with a human to breed, its not out of the realm of possibility that they have ways of artificial insemination.

the shroud of turin is fake

according to the word of God which Dr Joye Pugh says she basis her "research" on.

Because Jesus was not covered from head to foot in one single cloth. only his body was wrapped in the liene and his head was seperately wrapped ULNIKE THE SHORUD OF TURNIN

********In both the ancient and modern procedure, and in the description of the custom, the head was never wrapped in such a way and the face would remain uncovered. It is very likely that the neck and upper shoulders were also not wrapped in the linen strips.*********

********The head and hair were anointed with the nard unguent, but the powdered spices do not appear to have been applied to the head or face. A small separate 'face cloth' or 'napkin' was generally placed on the face or around the head. John 20:7 refers to this separate cloth, so this aspect of the custom was definitely used regarding Jesus. Rather than ONE piece of cloth, certainly at least two separate pieces are described here.***********




In the day of Jesus, Jewish society was incredibly structured. Every aspect of life was precisely defined and controlled by religious beliefs. This organization of life included burial rituals.

The Bible is even very clear on this matter. John 19:38-40 is very precise in indicating that Joseph of Arimathaea and Nicodemus prepared Jesus' body in the manner of the Jews for proper burial. This procedure involves extensive wrapping of the body, while including a LOT of myrrh and aloes that would get placed between the various layers of cloth. Specifically, John 19:40 says that "Then took they the body of Jesus, and wound it in linen clothes with the spices, as the manner of the Jews is to bury."

The amount of myrrh and aloes used in this ritual was a sign of the respect for that individual. It was common to use great quantities of spices for embalming the dead. When Rabbi Gamaliel died around the same time, 80 pounds of spices were used in preparing his body. The same general situation is known regarding the death of Aristobulus. So the hundred pounds of myrrh and aloes mentioned in John 19:39 is generally in line with other highly respected people of the time.

Merrill Tenney describes the Jewish custom as follows: In preparing a body for burial according to Jewish custom, it was usually washed and straightened, and then bandaged tightly from the armpits to the ankles in strips of linen about a foot wide. Aromatic spices, often of a gummy consistency, were placed between the wrappings or folds. They served partially as a preservative and partially as a cement to glue the cloth wrappings into a solid covering. (from: The Reality of the Resurrection).

In some parts of Syria, this burial custom is still observed. In both the ancient and modern procedure, and in the description of the custom, the head was never wrapped in such a way and the face would remain uncovered. It is very likely that the neck and upper shoulders were also not wrapped in the linen strips.

The spices, the myrrh and the aloes, may have been placed dry or in the gummy consistency mentioned above. If they were placed dry between the various layers and folds of the linen, in the case of Jesus, it would not seem that we would still have the 'glue' effect mentioned above. However, in addition, a semi-liquid unguent such as nard was initially used to anoint the body. The effect of this would be to cause the powdered myrrh and aloes near the body to strongly adhere to the body and to the layers of linen. Outer layers of myrrh and the aloes might have remained as a dry powder.

The point being made here is that in either case, this complex and involved wrapping of many narrow strips of cloth would naturally have stuck together so strongly as to effectively make a relatively rigid 'cocoon' around the body.

The head and hair were anointed with the nard unguent, but the powdered spices do not appear to have been applied to the head or face. A small separate 'face cloth' or 'napkin' was generally placed on the face or around the head. John 20:7 refers to this separate cloth, so this aspect of the custom was definitely used regarding Jesus. Rather than ONE piece of cloth, certainly at least two separate pieces are described here.

Several points should be noted. A HUNDRED POUNDS of myrrh and aloes were applied during the burial preparation. If a single sheet, such as the Shroud of Turin was used as the burial cloth, how could they have applied such a great amount of spices? Jewish custom did not involve using a single cloth, but rather a number of long strips of linen that were tightly wrapped many times around the body. The presence of the myrrh and the nard would have made the burial clothes become extremely rigid. The burial clothes were never extended to cover the head or face but only wrapped the body.

The Shroud of Turin contradicts each of these known facts. It purports to show both the body and head and face of Jesus. It purports to be a single loose layer of cloth under and over the body, which is very different from the Jewish custom that was actually followed. Actually, such a burial would have been extremely disrespectful of Jesus, something that Joseph of Arimathaea would certainly not have done or allowed. No matter how carefully strips were wrapped around the body, it would be impossible to get a full body image, even if the face was not included. The Shroud of Turin is apparently not as physically rigid as the burial clothes of Jesus had to have been. It is not saturated with great amounts of myrrh and aloes, although it could be argued that such materials may have evaporated over the centuries (but precise chemical analysis should still show their presence, considering the original amount of 100 pounds, almost comparable to the body weight of Jesus Himself!).

And as to her DR JOYE

stating that there were two creations
of man ONE FAKE THE OTHER TRUE IS WRONG!
THERE IS A SUMMARY VERSION
THEN A DETAIL VERSION OF BOTH THE CREATION OF HEAVE AND EARTH ALL ANIMALS ETC THEN ADAM-RED/EARTH MAN AND EVE WOMAN - THE LIFE GIVER-

she incorrect

For she claims to believe in Jesus yet is unaware he qouted from the very geneisis account which she say does not describe THE CREATION OF THE REAL FIRST MAN AND WOMAN BUT SOME FAKE VERSIONS THAT ARE NOT ADAM AND EVE.

SHE SAYS THIS VERSE IS DESCRIBING THE CREATION OF THE FAKE MAN AND WOMAN


1This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him; 2Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created.
[link to kingjbible.com]

YET JESUS HIMSELF QUOTES THE ABOVE SCRIPTURE

And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made [them] at the beginning made them male and female,
[link to kingjbible.com]

THE IDEA THAT CAIN WAS NOT ADAMS AND EVES IS RUBBISH ALSO

1And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain
AND GAVE AKCNOWLEDGEMENT TO GOD FOR HIS BIRTH
BY SAYING

and said, I have gotten a man from the LORD.

SHE OBVIOUSLY DID NOT MEAN SHE HAD SEX WITH GODAND NEITHER DOES IT MEAMN SHE HAD SEX WITH A SEPENT
FOR IT SAYS QUITE CLEARLY
And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived,

THE BIBLICAL "KNEW" MEANS TO HAVE SEXUAL INTOURCOURSE WITH
AS IN COMING INTO INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF AS
ONE BODY HENCE SEXUAL UNION AND MAN AND WOMAN BEING ONE FLESH

And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain

AND GAVE AKCNOWLEDGEMENT TO GOD FOR HIS BIRTH
BY SAYING

and said, I have gotten a man from the LORD.


THAT IS THE SAME THING IN A WAY AS THE EATING OF THE FRUIT
BUT IT WAS NOT REFERING TO A SEXUAL INTAMICY IS WAS REFERING TO PHYSICALLY
EATING OF A FRUIT THAT CONTAINED SOMETHING FORBIDDEN BY GOD THAT OPENED MANS EYES TO BOTH GOOD AND EVIL.
THAT THING SHE ATE BECAME A PART OF HER

AND IT RESULTED NOT IN A BIRTH BUT IN DEATH
FOR THE ACTION WAS DISOBEDIENT TO GOD
AND GAVE BIRTH TO SIN

ADAM AND EVE BECAEMSINNERS AT THAT POINT THEY BOTH ATE
AND ALL THEIR CHILDREN BOTH CAIN AND ABEL AND EVERYONE BORN SINCE
HAD THAT SAME RESULT FROM THE EATING OF THAT FRUIT

THE FRUIT
IS NOT ABOUT SEXUAL RELATIONS LEADING TO BIRTH WHICH IS LIFE

IT IS ABOUT REBBELION AND DISOBEDIENCE LEADING TO DEATH

indeed OP i agree.
things that do not exist outside your mind cannot much affect the material world.

like santa and the easter bunny- you know they are just made up stories right?

unless you are schizo- then they seem real to you.

indeed OP i agree.
things that do not exist outside your mind cannot much affect the material world.

like santa and the easter bunny- you know they are just made up stories right?

unless you are schizo- then they seem real to you.

SATAN CANNOT IMPREGNATE A WOMAN
NEITHER CAN A SNAKE EVEN IF SATAN HAS POSSED IT

NEITHER CAN DEMONS

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS - SATAN HIMSELF - CAN DO or CANNOT DO?

Think about it this way: If he can get 1/3rd of the angels in heaven to battle against God and support him instead - then getting his cock to work long enough to knock up some broad - hardly a major problem for him!

How can you be so dumb as to try to limit the workd;s second most powerful being? What an idio

THERE ALL STORIES,DONT LET IT GET TO YOU,WERE ALL LOST,WERE ALL SAVED,HALLELUHA...ENJOY YOUR LIFE..

I have intercourse with a succubi every night.. I think that trumps your statement....

you are colored huh OP?

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I agree. I don't believe Satan can impregnate human women. I don't believe demons can impregnate humans either.

Have you guys considered that horses, bulls, snake, fish, and other things can't impregnate humans either?

THEY STOLED MY SMILING PITURE

The human race can be impregnated by humans, it seems that races that differ from humans despite genetic similarities even cant.

GOOD POST

HOW KIND OF THINGS THAT SATAN *CAN* POSSED?

GOD WOULD NOT ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN

AND HE MADE SURE OF IT BY MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE

SATAN synonymous with WORLD and all it's many temptations.

Be of good cheer I overcame the WORLD and so will you.

Fast from the WORLD.


DEMONS synonymous with Cares of this world, troubles, etc, etc. Things that bother you.

LMAO
you are original OP
you are possed

Satan is impotent and that's his problem. He can't get it up so that makes him a dick.

100 POINT5 POST!!!
GOOD ONE

SATAN posses many humans to become:


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Deny all material things and turn to the creator, our TRUE father!!!!

you are completely fully sic fucking mad cunt

<----------- THIS MAN IS POSSED!!